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The Savage Nymph

Age 29
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Canada
Seen May 20th, 2015
Posted October 30th, 2012
4,558 posts
17.3 Years
This is a thread I've always wanted to start, but didn't have the courage until now XD

So anyway, imagine a velociraptor materializing in your home, what household item would you use to fend it off?

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Age 30
Male
New York City
Seen May 21st, 2016
Posted May 16th, 2016
3,597 posts
15.9 Years
Er. MY FISTS ARE WHAT I WILL USE.
BAM BAM UPPERCUT. TAKE THAT STUPID DINO.

That's what it gets for breaking into my house.
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Age 32
Male
Iowa
Seen October 5th, 2021
Posted May 1st, 2014
7,305 posts
19.5 Years
I'll lure it to my large indoor pool on the east wing of my house and throw a radio in.
But since I don't have any of that, I'd probably just throw whatever I could grab at it. :(

BeachBoy

S P A R K of madness

Age 31
Male
Texas
Seen November 17th, 2016
Posted November 16th, 2016
8,396 posts
15.3 Years
Awesome topic involving one of my top two fears. Yes, I know they're extinct. >:|

So, what do I grab in my house? My bat. :D Bash the head knocking it out temporarily. (Best Case scenario) And then run like all hell.

If bat doesn't count, I'll throw the metal chairs. >O
credit to easterly

Roy G. Biv

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Age 28
Male
COWTOWN
Seen August 17th, 2016
Posted August 2nd, 2010
551 posts
14.9 Years
Assuming she doesn't decide to make friends instead I'd sic my dog on 'im ^_^

Assuming the dog thing fails I will toss a pound of hamburger out the window and hope it goes for that instead of me.

But of course a large metal pole might work better...

I don't know, I'm indecisive. Good thing I won't be having this problem any time soon :D
Seen September 18th, 2020
Posted February 18th, 2018
7,741 posts
16.6 Years
Knives from the kitchen; the air pistol; the two-handed axe; the saws in the garage; the mains-powered drill; the rounders bat; the hedgecutter. I'm surprised nobody else has thus far managed to think of using something with actual killing potential. Oh and you can't tell me the air pistol isn't a household item, 'cause chances are you're American and have a revolver under your pillow. :P

Or I could just hide in the fridge with all the food until the raptor's gone. :D
Age 27
Female
High in the sky
Seen July 9th, 2012
Posted February 8th, 2012
2,429 posts
15 Years
hmm, good question...I'd use my black-belt karate skills to fight it off lol no, if I had to, I'd run in my brother's room, take the Xbox 360 and smash it over its head, and if that didn't work, I'd open up a picture of my cousin and it would see it and run out ;) lol but i would do the Xbox 360 thing then run into my room and lock my self in and hide under the bed...

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Age 30
Male
Somewhere; maybe over a rainbow.
Seen August 26th, 2012
Posted August 20th, 2012
5,282 posts
16.1 Years
Oh let's see...

-I'll grab a frying pan and whack it on the head repeatdly

-I'd grab laundry detergent and forcibly make it drink it

-I'd grab one of the really sharp knives in the silverware droor and stab it
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Seen October 15th, 2008
Posted October 15th, 2008
544 posts
15.1 Years
*grabs bugspray* Begone giant lizard!!! *velociraptor thingy is blinded by the poisonous gas* Take broomstick and chase it away...
...If that dont work... then i'll just call my mum to get rid of it LOL!!!
Thats what mums do best ;D *proud*
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Age 28
Australia
Seen April 11th, 2015
Posted May 18th, 2014
6,794 posts
14.9 Years
I think i would pick up my metal baseball bat inside my room ( even though i don't play baseball ) and whack it across the head. I think that would knock it out.

*EDIT That or a frying pan. They usually work. or i could always grab a glass of liquid stuff and make it skull it.
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