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The Savage Nymph

Age 29
Male
Canada
Seen May 20th, 2015
Posted October 30th, 2012
4,558 posts
17.3 Years
Good thing I won't be having this problem any time soon :D
You never know ;o

I'd probably grab my other monitor and chuck it at it. Feel the wrath of 1280 x 800 resolution XD

Or I could grab the Apple keyboard sitting around and start beating it, this thing is a lethal weapon. Honestly, you should you have a permit to wield this thing *o*

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Age 34
Edinburgh, Scotland
Seen January 2nd, 2009
Posted November 25th, 2008
356 posts
15.6 Years
A boot to the face, probably.

They might have been small but those teeth and claws would have been able to slice your flesh anyway, so care would be taken. It would be like trying to ward of an angry, sickle-clawed cat.

Utahraptor would have been far more menacing - the velociraptors in jurassic park weren't even velociraptors, they were more like deinonychus or utahraptor.

Spinor

<i><font color="b1373f">The Lonely Physicist</font></i>

Age 27
Male
Seen February 13th, 2019
Posted October 4th, 2015
5,175 posts
17.3 Years
It depends on the time of day.

If it's night, I'll stick my brother to my Monster Frisby and use it as a shield, Equip a metal bat, Coke Grenades, and a frying pan, then try to fight it off and get the triforce of Power.

If it's day, I'll use Chuck Norris instead of my bro.

Cid

Age 27
He/Him
Philippines
Seen 1 Week Ago
Posted February 14th, 2022
3,664 posts
15.2 Years
Quite a random question...

Anyway, I'd use a vacuum cleaner, a lawn mower or a wooden chair to whack it dead.
Or any other household item near me.


And if it all goes crashing into the sea

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Age 30
In Britannic below North Pole 360 Degrees from above.
Seen October 21st, 2008
Posted August 10th, 2008
7 posts
14.8 Years
I would pick a Microphone, Stereo or any items that produces heavy sound vibrations. Velociraptors hate heavy sounds. So they run away to the next door.

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Sammi

Age 33
she/her
The States
Seen 5 Days Ago
Posted November 8th, 2021
14,085 posts
18.3 Years
My copy of Eldest. If I recall correctly, it's big enough to knock someone out with. I'd use a Harry Potter book, but I'm afraid that it'd ruin the book...

I'd also love to test out a frying pan against it. If it worked for a video game character, it'd work for me! ...right? XD

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Age 34
Edinburgh, Scotland
Seen January 2nd, 2009
Posted November 25th, 2008
356 posts
15.6 Years
I would pick a Microphone, Stereo or any items that produces heavy sound vibrations. Velociraptors hate heavy sounds. So they run away to the next door.
How would you know that they don't like deep sounds if they've been dead for around 70 million years?

helix

tea-binger.

Age 31
Male
Seen January 21st, 2016
Posted October 7th, 2012
439 posts
15.4 Years
There's a beautiful, exquisite, expensive and resourceful Atlas that weighs some extreme measurement, resting happily at the end of the room that could easily find a new, unique and dazzling method of use. =B
Age 31
Male
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Seen January 26th, 2013
Posted April 14th, 2012
1,130 posts
14.8 Years
I have a sledgehammer under my bed(don't ask why, I just do)! I'll use that against it. If not that, I have a very sharp katana...
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Signomi

Age 32
Female
Britland (United Kingdom)
Seen 1 Week Ago
Posted October 10th, 2022
7,480 posts
17.8 Years
This is such a weird poll. :D

I would probably make use of my incredibly long bamboo stick, for once I wouldn't be using it to poke my family members...which I do quite a lot.

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Age 29
Male
Seen March 10th, 2023
Posted August 22nd, 2022
3,482 posts
15 Years
One of my families walking sticks, which I inherited from my grandad. theres one in my room with a statue of an owl's head as the handle. I'd hit it with the pointy beak of the handle!


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Age 30
Male
New York City
Seen May 21st, 2016
Posted May 16th, 2016
3,597 posts
15.9 Years
Upon further thought, it was silly of me to declare earlier in this thread that I would fight a velociraptor with my fists.
I would use my legs. They are much stronger.
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Male
Burbank, CA
Seen February 17th, 2014
Posted April 13th, 2013
3,575 posts
15.9 Years
I'd pull out my double barrel shotgun with some elephant shot (oh, come on, you all know that's a household item! ;D) or if that's not readily available then I'd get it's attention and have it ram through the wall into my neighbours place and let him deal with it.
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Chibi-chan

The Freshmaker!

Over the Rainbow
Seen December 13th, 2014
Posted December 3rd, 2014
10,026 posts
18.1 Years
Lol, believe it not, when I'm walking my dog, I've always wondered what I'd do if I saw a velociraptor starting to chase me down the street or a car trying to run me over D:

Well, in the case of a velociraptor, I'd get out my handy multipurpose killing spatula. It's like that but 3x bigger and 5x sharper. It's my weapon of choice for anything :D


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Aizuke

long sword style

Age 33
Male
Canberra, Australia
Seen November 6th, 2015
Posted November 6th, 2015
3,025 posts
15.3 Years
lol wtf? XD;

Weapon of choice; my sword. Too bad it's not sharp. :\

Or, the poles that connect to the vacuum cleaner. XD

But really, I would hide in the bathroom or something.. Or try and ride on it, if I felt like being stupid. XD;;
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Age 30
Male
New York City
Seen May 21st, 2016
Posted May 16th, 2016
3,597 posts
15.9 Years
Forget household items, me and Aizuke would just be like maad Asian like in the movies and fight back to back and do some spinny dropkick pewpew lazors.
Take that, stupid velociraptor.
lurid/lucid

"I want to tear myself from this place, from this reality, rise up like a cloud and float away, melt into this humid summer night and dissolve somewhere far, over the hills. But I am here, my legs blocks of concrete, my lungs empty of air, my throat burning. There will be no floating away."

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whoever disabled my signature:
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