BrandoSheriff

Has a tendency to figure things out

Age 28
Male
On an island with Hakaze
Seen February 8th, 2022
Posted June 6th, 2020
753 posts
15.9 Years
i would pick up my metal baseball bat and just whack the stupid lizard. and then i'll play soccer with his head.
Age 30
Stephen Colbert's House
Seen May 17th, 2012
Posted June 10th, 2009
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15.9 Years
If I saw one of those, I'd would throw the nearest item at it (could be anything from a lamp to a box of M&Ms), scream like a little girl, and RUN FOR MY LIFE!
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Age 29
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Seen July 3rd, 2021
Posted March 11th, 2011
523 posts
17 Years
Whoa...hmmm, well actually I know excatly what to go for, a bat. See I have the this old bat from when I was like 6 or 8 in my closet.
I'd beat the heck out of it, until the bat broke. Then I'd be screwed...

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Well, if we suppose that it's a really small velociraptor I'd just shove it in the microwave. :D

If not, then a heated frying pan or something would have to do, or maybe I'd swipe my mum's practice sword...and sharpen it fast as heck. XD Or maybe one of those big, fancy wok knives we have hanging around.
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I would tie it with my karate belt then whack it continuously with a frying pan, if it escapes i have another 7 belts, just re tie it with another and resume pounding.

Alternatively i could just grab a few of the many knives my unensil cupboard and stick one in each and every internal and external organ.


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I have a lighter and a can of spray paint. That makes an awesome Flamethrower
I would just use that until it's completely charred. And I have lots of each
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Catatonia
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hm.... I'd dump the soup I'm eating now in it's eyes, step on it's head, grab the gun that happens to be in my room (seriously), hope it's loaded, and shoot the hell out if it.

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Age 28
Australia
Seen April 11th, 2015
Posted May 18th, 2014
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Right now, I am currently near the kitchen (The computer is near the kitchen!) so I would grab say.....a Knife. The biggest Knife we have (Which is VERY big!) and then cut it's leg and run! And if I can't use a Knife....then I will boil my kettle, and burn the little thing!
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Guillermo

i own a rabbit heh

Age 28
Australia
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Posted May 18th, 2014
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@iMiraj how would a dinosaur open a door with keys? seriously it has small hands!

And for this to stay on topic I would now use.....one of those rolling things where you roll pastry and stuff. Big wooden one in the closet!
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BrandoSheriff

Has a tendency to figure things out

Age 28
Male
On an island with Hakaze
Seen February 8th, 2022
Posted June 6th, 2020
753 posts
15.9 Years
if the bat don't work (which it should), then i'll get my swordplay practice stick and tie a knife on the tip and just swing away! :D
or i can always resort to Axe spray and a Lighter. makes a heckuvan awesum flamethrower! :)
or maybe i'll stuff it in the oven and turn it on max heat...
either way, i'm still playing soccer with its head.

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Seen January 28th, 2023
Posted December 12th, 2018
4,582 posts
17.8 Years
Umm... the big knife in the kitchen... yeah... Cut the tendons in his legs, then scream like an 8 year old girl who just saw a big, hairy spider, and run out the back door...
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soccer ball.
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To fight a velociraptor? I would pick up my mom.

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Seen August 25th, 2021
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17.8 Years
To fight a velociraptor? I would pick up my mom.
XD That's horrible! lol

Hmm... I'm thinking I would either pick up a blender and chop it's brains out, or grab a set of butcher knives... it's all slice and dice from here, peeps. XD *dies*


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The M1 rifle in the closet. Seriously people, not that difficult.

If it was the dorm room I'm in right now, probably the door itself, try to break the thing's neck.
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Northern Virginia
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15.3 Years
I happen to be one of the fortunate people for whom a shotgun is a household item.

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Guillermo

i own a rabbit heh

Age 28
Australia
Seen April 11th, 2015
Posted May 18th, 2014
6,794 posts
14.9 Years
It clearly says "household" item!

Clearly I would put my mums glasses on it, making it see blurry and run for my life, after whacking it in the head with my cat's scratch post!
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