Age 30
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Northern Virginia
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15.3 Years
It clearly says "household" item!
Your house doesn't have a gun? Loser.

If I had to use a creative item, I would have to go with my brother's old gym socks. My sense of smell is near nil, and I imagine that a raptor can smell pretty darn well. After the raptor is retching because of the odor, I would finish him off with a pen, which I hear is mightier than the sword.
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Age 32
Riverside
Seen March 23rd, 2023
Posted November 2nd, 2016
2,322 posts
15.7 Years
I have two lengthy folding knives in a drawer in my dresser, as well as a gas powered airsoft gun (the latter would be more for deterrence). If I'm upstairs, I'll run for those. If I'm downstairs, I'll grab one or two of the many professional-grade kitchen knives we have. Or perhaps the chainsaw, drill, weed whacker, cement pike, or crowbar out of the garage.

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Age 33
Norman, Oklahoma, USA
Seen January 26th, 2010
Posted July 29th, 2009
133 posts
14.8 Years
This is a thread I've always wanted to start, but didn't have the courage until now XD

So anyway, imagine a velociraptor materializing in your home, what household item would you use to fend it off?
Bowling Ball.
Or grab one of the Seven Sacred Forks and stab it in the eye. (don't ask)

Swift!

The Swiftiest

Male
Sydney, Australia
Seen September 16th, 2022
Posted December 7th, 2014
2,385 posts
14.9 Years
If I was in my room, I'd probably grab my 5 kilo weight and bash it in the head. I've broken a closet door with it... so a dinosaur's skull wouldn't be that hard.

If I was in the kitchen I'd simply slice it with a meat cleaver.

And, If I was in my lounge room... uhm, the television remote? I don't know, nothing in the my lounge room is that deadly... although, maybe the LCD...
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Age 26
In your mind
Seen February 8th, 2012
Posted July 10th, 2010
1,709 posts
14.9 Years
My sister has a copy of Twilight somewhere... I'm going to glue that raptor to a chair, pin its eyes open, and force it to read it.

insta-death!
Lol one of my best friends loves that book, oh and I guess I could also use the coffe table, I Ko'ed my brother with that.

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Seen October 8th, 2008
Posted October 7th, 2008
13 posts
14.6 Years
see my title? lol id rob my best friends dads gunshop. (turns around) OH. CRAP.
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Age 29
Male
Sydney
Seen July 5th, 2011
Posted March 31st, 2011
7,498 posts
18.5 Years
I'd pick up a clock and hold it up to it while turning the hands as fast as I can then I'd say "Take that! You are now extinct again!"

Nah. I'd probably just bash it to death with a wooden pole I have in my room.
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Age 32
Look outside your window and you will see me there
Seen June 2nd, 2010
Posted March 8th, 2009
391 posts
15.2 Years
First i would bash it with a pillow, covered it with a blanket and finish it off with a baseball bat. Or i can just use the bat to save time.








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Age 31
Male
Disneyland
Seen December 4th, 2022
Posted February 19th, 2022
16,371 posts
17.4 Years
Oh my God. XD I love this subject.

I would probably get a nice large baseball bat or maybe my dad's gun. But if this thing was packing heat, I'd try and sneak up on him Splinter-Cell style and break his neck, take his gat, then pop a cap in his homies. >:[