Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted Page 118

Started by Sounds September 14th, 2008 3:07 AM
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Hybrid Trainer

Age 28
Him/Them
«UK»
Seen April 12th, 2023
Posted January 27th, 2022
2,096 posts
14.5 Years
Ok but then you do it to your own face by acssident.

I wish that i didnt have to go to school at this age.

Hybrid Trainer

Age 28
Him/Them
«UK»
Seen April 12th, 2023
Posted January 27th, 2022
2,096 posts
14.5 Years
Granted but after that it will never be summer ever again!

I wish i was younger...
Age 27
Raxacoricofallapatorius
Seen October 30th, 2010
Posted September 24th, 2010
126 posts
13.5 Years
Granted, but you have the mind of an old man and your parents force you to go to a psychologist because they're creeped out by your constant stories about fighting in World War One.

I wish for a piece of paper.
if you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to fear

if you've something to hide, you shouldn't even be here
Age 29
Male
Seen June 1st, 2013
Posted April 27th, 2013
2,276 posts
14.4 Years
Granted. You decide to doodle on it a bit, and end up accidentally calling the Pottsylvanian spy satellite observing your house "full of fail" in their own code which came into existence not even a week ago. Having secretly loaded an experimental laser dubbed a "Class Zero", they shoot a hole in your little cranium and burn the paper. A nearby agent or theirs cleans up afterwards. One person manages to take a picture of the laser while trying to photograph a mockingbird. Being a paranoid conspiracy theorist (who thoroughly enjoys the beauty of local wildlife), he submits it as evidence of alien abduction. He goes to where he assumes the ray of light landed, and finds out that someone has indeed gone missing there. This leads to quiet government action to try and find out where the beam came from. Sure enough, they find and explode the machine that did it, and start focusing some black ops on the country that launched it, which eventually culminates in the discovery of a WMD factory and military occupation of Pottsylvania. When the satellite was destroyed, an insulated chunk of electronics fell to earth and landed in the backyard of a man from Ohio. He messes with it a bit, and manages to make an LED lamp out of it. I hope you're happy.

I wish for McNuggets.
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Age 27
Raxacoricofallapatorius
Seen October 30th, 2010
Posted September 24th, 2010
126 posts
13.5 Years
Granted, but you think that just because you're Lucario you can do anything. So, you try shooting yourself for the fun of it. Subsequently, you died in the process.

I wish for a two in one hairdryer and coffee machine.
if you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to fear

if you've something to hide, you shouldn't even be here
Age 29
Male
PA, USA :effort
Seen December 8th, 2013
Posted December 5th, 2013
2,319 posts
15.9 Years
Granted. You may notice the surrounding area around you to be severely burned and any persons near you at the time to be in a different county.

I wish for an April Fools hoax.
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Age 29
Male
PA, USA :effort
Seen December 8th, 2013
Posted December 5th, 2013
2,319 posts
15.9 Years
Granted. But, in order for it to be it to be considered an assassination, you have to be of some kind of importance. So you are now the chairman of PETA.

I wish for tea too.
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Age 27
Male
North Yorkshire
Seen October 21st, 2010
Posted April 17th, 2010
33 posts
13.3 Years
Granted. It has orange juice mixed in with it.

I wish for this insainty to STOP RIGHT NOW.

EDIT: I wish for these typos to STOP RIGHT NOW.
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