Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted Page 130

Started by Sounds September 14th, 2008 3:07 AM
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Age 42
Male
Sakuran Palace; Narx Region on Planet Kokura
Seen May 12th, 2013
Posted July 6th, 2011
110 posts
13.1 Years
Granted. It's on the side of a building in Japan, and everyone can see what you're watching.

I wish people would stop calling my pocket watch a "compact." It's really getting on my nerves.

I am the reason why "KO" is in "Konokama."

donavannj

Age 32
Male
'cause it get cold like Minnesota
Seen 9 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
22,513 posts
18.2 Years
ERROR! THIS WISH CANNOT BE PROCESSED BY THE WISH-GRANTING MACHINE. THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A DRAWBACK TO THESE WISHES. *the wish-granting machine sets your pants on fire*

I wish I had a sandwich right now.
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donavannj

Age 32
Male
'cause it get cold like Minnesota
Seen 9 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
22,513 posts
18.2 Years
Your wish cannot be granted as stated. That would defeat the purpose of this game, which is to have a wish horribly corrupted by another user.

I wish I had a random cool new tech toy.
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Age 42
Male
Sakuran Palace; Narx Region on Planet Kokura
Seen May 12th, 2013
Posted July 6th, 2011
110 posts
13.1 Years
Corruption granted. That was way too easy.

I wish I could enter the world of The Matrix, just for one session.

I am the reason why "KO" is in "Konokama."

Mew~

THE HOST IS BROKEN

Seen April 13th, 2016
Posted April 12th, 2016
4,163 posts
14.2 Years
Your wish has been granted!

You get shot in the head whilst making tea in a cool, matrix slowmo way :D

I wish I was in an awsome televison show!
There was nothing. Followed by everything. Swirling, burning specks of creation that circled life-giving suns. And then we reached to the light.

Age 42
Male
Sakuran Palace; Narx Region on Planet Kokura
Seen May 12th, 2013
Posted July 6th, 2011
110 posts
13.1 Years
Your wish has been granted!

You get shot in the head whilst making tea in a cool, matrix slowmo way :D
If you want me to survive, you had better get me to the hospital at once, and then disconnect that lead from the back of my neck after I'm healed. :)

I wish for Sugar Sweet Strawberry.
Granted, but it's so sweet that it makes you sick.

I wish my decrepit old acoustic guitar was a brand-spanking new electric guitar that looks like the "Frankenstrat" played by Eddie Van Halen.

I am the reason why "KO" is in "Konokama."
Age 32
Male
California
Seen April 16th, 2011
Posted August 10th, 2010
58 posts
12.9 Years
Corruption granted. That was way too easy.
Bahaha that's exactly what I wanted. It's like... a paradox, man...


Granted, but someone steals it.
I wish for a snake to call my own.
Granted, but it's a balloon animal.
I wish I could rescue kittens.
Earth seen from 3.7 billion miles away.

donavannj

Age 32
Male
'cause it get cold like Minnesota
Seen 9 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
22,513 posts
18.2 Years
Granted, but you end up being caught in the tentacles of a creature from space during your first flight and it violates you.

I wish I could leap tall buildings in a single bound. /lulz, hes a nerd
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