Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted Page 141

Started by Sounds September 14th, 2008 3:07 AM
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Age 42
Male
Sakuran Palace; Narx Region on Planet Kokura
Seen May 12th, 2013
Posted July 6th, 2011
110 posts
13.1 Years
Granted. It's an arranged wedding in 1784, where everyone thinks you look weird.

I wish my old TI-83 Plus had a backlit color display. Graphs wouldn't look so boring, then.

I am the reason why "KO" is in "Konokama."
Age 27
Raxacoricofallapatorius
Seen October 30th, 2010
Posted September 24th, 2010
126 posts
13.5 Years
Granted, but then MITS releases a new graphing calculator which not only has a backlit colour display, but a clock, a calendar, a phone feature with groovy ringtones, an internet browser, a touch screen, an 8-track player, an mp3 player, and, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?! It has reversi! But it's expensive, and you can't afford it because you had to pay to upgrade your old calculator to the colour display.

I wish my neighbour would dress up as a dog in a bikini.
if you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to fear

if you've something to hide, you shouldn't even be here
Age 28
Male
Costa Rica
Seen January 14th, 2012
Posted January 8th, 2012
485 posts
14.3 Years
Granted, but you die. get sick.

Yes, I have no life because I'm on vacations and I got sick so I spend all the time on the computer.

I wish I wasn't bullied (I'm not talking about you, Red, I'm talking about real life).
Credit to BinaryPeaches for finding this avatar.

Currently working on a Pokémon Black devamp.
Age 30
Male
Soaring in the sky!
Seen July 5th, 2013
Posted May 26th, 2011
1,696 posts
13.2 Years
GRANTED, BUT the first, last and the only invisible thing you see is your fat, ugly, naked grandma, trying to slam dunk above you! Of course, after that horrible experience you get blind!

I wish I take out Jessica Alba on a date, AND it works out fine! HAHAHA, suck on that! ;)

Lance
the Dragon master


-Gifted with powers of the Viridian forest
-Telepathically communicates with Pokémon
-Heals their wounds
-Controls Dragon Pokémon

Pokestick, good times.

cheeky

Age 27
he/they
Stockholm, Sweden
Seen October 31st, 2022
Posted June 20th, 2022
7,521 posts
14.2 Years
Not granted. Suck on that, you who live on others' pain.

I wish I had the power to give people cookies over the Net.

Pokestick, good times.

cheeky

Age 27
he/they
Stockholm, Sweden
Seen October 31st, 2022
Posted June 20th, 2022
7,521 posts
14.2 Years
Granted, but she becomes affected by your double post, and starts biting little children.

I wish said childlike personality wouldn't hit on me, making Elia angry.