Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted Page 16

Started by Sounds September 14th, 2008 3:07 AM
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Age 20
Male
spnolɔ ǝʇsɐdɥʇooʇ puɐ sʇǝǝɹʇs ssolɟ ɟo ɯopƃuıʞ ɐ
Seen September 3rd, 2011
Posted October 30th, 2010
32 posts
15.1 Years
Granted, those you touch are cured and the disease is transferred to you.

I wish for love from a beautiful benevolent fairy. (note: I said "benevolent", so she won't kill me or rape/torture me or anything)

ruby

Female
Seen 4 Weeks Ago
Posted May 13th, 2020
1,389 posts
19.2 Years
Granted, but for a present the fairy buys a packet of those chalky tasting love hearts and you choke on one.

I wish I had some black spray paint.

ruby

Female
Seen 4 Weeks Ago
Posted May 13th, 2020
1,389 posts
19.2 Years
Granted, but it was meant for your address.

I wish I had a cleaner for my room.

Corvus of the Black Night

Wild Duck Pokémon

Age 30
Non-binary
With the Birds
Seen January 9th, 2015
Posted January 9th, 2015
3,416 posts
14.3 Years
Granted, but now everyone dies of boredom. (I love his voice too, but I just love how monotone it is XD)

I wish I HAD TEH TELEPATHY.

Corvus of the Black Night

Wild Duck Pokémon

Age 30
Non-binary
With the Birds
Seen January 9th, 2015
Posted January 9th, 2015
3,416 posts
14.3 Years
Granted, but you cannot control your power then WHAM right into a building.

I wish I had no homework.
Age 20
Male
spnolɔ ǝʇsɐdɥʇooʇ puɐ sʇǝǝɹʇs ssolɟ ɟo ɯopƃuıʞ ɐ
Seen September 3rd, 2011
Posted October 30th, 2010
32 posts
15.1 Years
Granted. It is born by blasting horn first out of your chest like in Alien. Congrats! You now have a unicorn and you're a dad! Too bad you won't live long to celebrate...

I wish the next poster has exactly 40 characters in their entire post.

Azumi

★七色に光る女★

Age 28
Female
SE.RA.PH
Seen January 3rd, 2017
Posted September 7th, 2014
1,631 posts
15.1 Years
Granted. It's filled with spam now.

I wish I could have every game console and every game to match with the console. If you know what I mean.

(Ha, it's not exactly 40! In your face~!)




Azumi あずみ||:::
deviantart | tumblr | twitter||:::


「我に慢心を捨てろと来たか。||:::
つくづく厚顔なマスターよな!」||:::

Age 29
Male
PA, USA :effort
Seen December 8th, 2013
Posted December 5th, 2013
2,319 posts
15.9 Years
Granted. You have all the consoles and all the games for them, but the plugs are missing.

I wish I could have one of those really soft sugar cookies with the frosting on top.
迷いながらトキメイタ 
記憶は儚くて消えないで

XxZer0xX

......................... Beep.

Age 29
..................My chair?
Seen June 24th, 2009
Posted March 5th, 2009
171 posts
15.3 Years
Granted, it's soft with frosting on the top and will choke you b/c it's too soft to dissolve, can't be chewed b/c it bunches back up together after a bite, and the frosting is stuck to your throat, making it super sticky.

I wish I was alive.

Azumi

★七色に光る女★

Age 28
Female
SE.RA.PH
Seen January 3rd, 2017
Posted September 7th, 2014
1,631 posts
15.1 Years
Granted, but you are now eternal, and now you have to live on the earth forever.
Unless the Judgement Day arrives.

I wish I was bored, so I could do more stuff. (i.e. drawing)




Azumi あずみ||:::
deviantart | tumblr | twitter||:::


「我に慢心を捨てろと来たか。||:::
つくづく厚顔なマスターよな!」||:::

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.
Seen March 13th, 2010
Posted May 28th, 2009
61 posts
14.3 Years
Granted. In fact it became the most enjoyable game ever...So enjoyable that you became a total-addict to it and never saw sunlight again...

I wish Japan would stop making their anime end with on or an. (Bakugan, Pokemon, Digimon, etc...)
When in doubt, start an angry mob.
Don't mess with Charizard!

Capt. Couch

Wake me... When you need me...

Age 30
United States of America
Seen May 30th, 2009
Posted May 30th, 2009
331 posts
14.4 Years
Granted, but once you take a bite, you realize that it's full of cockroaches!

I wish that my mind wouldn't wander when I didn't want it to.

If idiots could fly, Yahoo Answers would be an airport.
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