Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted Page 168

Started by Sounds September 14th, 2008 3:07 AM
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Darkfox1525

God in the arts of Darkness

Male
Seen October 21st, 2011
Posted September 6th, 2011
153 posts
13.8 Years
Granted, but your internet became too fast, and your computer explodes.

I wish for videogames to be real. :D
Dance Grrrr. DANCE! DANCE FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

Yosuke expresses his surprise in the most eloquent way possible. Yosuke: I HAVE TO PEEEEE!!!!
Pokemon Platinum Team:
Adamantine Blimp Yami Izanami Ryu Seth

Misheard Whisper

I also happen to be a model.

Age 28
He/They
Nimbasa Gym
Seen October 3rd, 2022
Posted September 27th, 2022
3,488 posts
14.4 Years
Granted, but you develop sudden, crippling hydrophobia.

I wish I didn't have more than two tests tomorrow. >_<
Star Performer
~latest chapter: 11~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Champion's Legacy
~on hiatus~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
New Game
~the classic~

Unknown#

'Cause why not?

Age 25
Male
Tejas
Seen 4 Weeks Ago
Posted November 28th, 2016
457 posts
12.4 Years
Granted, you'll make them up, along with all the test you have from now till the end of college, the day after tommorow.

I wish for some pancakes!

SonicBlazePlatinum

/)^3^(\

Age 27
Male
Cloudsdale, Equestria
Seen October 4th, 2015
Posted October 4th, 2015
976 posts
15.6 Years
Then the pancakes become ninjas because they hear you like waffles better. I forgot what happens next...

My wish is for TVTropes to have a website for every trope ever made and everything else on there.
Also known as SentryBronyPlatinum or Shadowbolt Pegasus.
Age 31
Male
Norway/Trøndelag
Seen July 24th, 2012
Posted June 9th, 2011
16 posts
12 Years
You got a call from CIA, they needed a agent just like you. You signed up, leaving PC for more exiting real world experiences, but was tortured to death by crazy russians who maculated you with a swiss cheese slicer. (the swiss cheese slicers got rills)

My wish: eternal wishes.
http://olapola.deviantart.com/
Just for the record,
The weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of:
A. Indifference or
B. Disinterest in what the critics say
Age 31
Male
Norway/Trøndelag
Seen July 24th, 2012
Posted June 9th, 2011
16 posts
12 Years
Granted! But you keep gearing voices... :paranoid:

I wish for a Swiss Cheese Slicer. (complete with 12 types of cheese! :))
Granted, but the way you recieve the swiss cheese slicer is the same as the last time anyone mentioned a swiss cheese slicer in this thread. AKA, you get cut to pieces like a piece of.. well, cheese.

My wish: eternal non-corrupted wishes.
http://olapola.deviantart.com/
Just for the record,
The weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of:
A. Indifference or
B. Disinterest in what the critics say
Age 31
Male
Norway/Trøndelag
Seen July 24th, 2012
Posted June 9th, 2011
16 posts
12 Years
Granted, you eat yourself to death, your arteries shakes with grease, and you're buried at sea cause no one can find a coffin your size. It took 5 men to push you overboard. And you will be punished for gluttony in hell. (you seem like a nice guy/gal, sarcasm took over my writing.)

I still wish for eternal non-corrupted wishes!
http://olapola.deviantart.com/
Just for the record,
The weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of:
A. Indifference or
B. Disinterest in what the critics say
Age 29
Male
The Opposite Place Of Heaven.
Seen October 3rd, 2011
Posted August 10th, 2011
101 posts
13 Years
Granted, But Then Your Wishes Were Completely Flawed And Didn't Work After The First One And You Couldn't Wish For Anymore Non-Corrupted Eternal Wishes In Which Causing You To Be Stranded On An Island And Dying In The Heat With No Food Or Water Or Shelter. So The People Finally Find You Dead On The Ground And You Were Left There To Rot In The Heat Of The All Mighty Sun.

I Wish For Excalibur to Sing Excalibur Song Forever.
Female
Lavender Town
Seen February 22nd, 2012
Posted August 15th, 2011
109 posts
12 Years
Granted, but Excalibur has a sore throat and sounds like crap!

I wish for 99 Rare Candies that will never go away thanks to soft resetting.
75% of Pokemon gamers use cheats and specially made codes to make their pokemon battle-worthy. If you are one of the 25% percent that level their Pokemon up legally, put this in your signature.


Painting with Smeargles, all day and night.
Mewtwo's laboratory within my sights.
God, grant me a lightning bolt path-
I pray for safe passage thru numbers and math.

Age 31
Male
Norway/Trøndelag
Seen July 24th, 2012
Posted June 9th, 2011
16 posts
12 Years
Granted, but Excalibur has a sore throat and sounds like crap!

I wish for 99 Rare Candies that will never go away thanks to soft resetting.
Granted, but your pokémon gets greedy, as they want more, they strangle/fry/electrify/drown/crosh your skull in your sleep, claiming the rare candies for themselves and roam the world as a badass fat group of deadly pokémon.

I wish for a job.
http://olapola.deviantart.com/
Just for the record,
The weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of:
A. Indifference or
B. Disinterest in what the critics say