Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted Page 207

Started by Sounds September 14th, 2008 3:07 AM
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TheFattestSnorlax

New year, new possibilities

Age 25
Male
Australia
Seen January 19th, 2017
Posted January 15th, 2017
2,382 posts
12.2 Years
Granted but they protest about your signature instead.

I wish something paranormal would happen.
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Male
Seen September 27th, 2022
Posted July 1st, 2019
427 posts
12.5 Years
Granted. A car suddenly appears five feet over your head. You know the rest.

I wish I didn't eat so many cheeseburgers yesterday.
Granted, but you experimented with a new food as a side and found out you had an allergy.

I wish toilet paper was made of steel.

TheFattestSnorlax

New year, new possibilities

Age 25
Male
Australia
Seen January 19th, 2017
Posted January 15th, 2017
2,382 posts
12.2 Years
Granted. Try it now and see how hard that feels.

I wish for pizza.
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TheFattestSnorlax

New year, new possibilities

Age 25
Male
Australia
Seen January 19th, 2017
Posted January 15th, 2017
2,382 posts
12.2 Years
Granted, it turns out I don't need help.

I wish that there was no such thing as war...
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Jiggly Jello

DJ Squiggles

Male
The Null Void
Seen October 8th, 2014
Posted January 5th, 2014
45 posts
10.8 Years
Granted but now Julian Assange wants to be your new bff

I wish I was imbued with the power to create miniature quantum singularities to swallow my enemies.
Yes, it's very hard for you to believe isn't it, that there are still some people left who
can bring a son into this world without recourse to cannabis and government handouts?

xelarator

Gentlemen.

Age 25
Male
In Las Vegas waiting for it to snow.
Seen September 5th, 2016
Posted August 27th, 2012
131 posts
11.9 Years
Granted, but then one of your singularities becomes a spy, which suddenly backstabs you in the back with a butterfly knife.

I wish more people would know about Team Fortress 2.

Jiggly Jello

DJ Squiggles

Male
The Null Void
Seen October 8th, 2014
Posted January 5th, 2014
45 posts
10.8 Years
Granted but it becomes so popular that the people of Valve make so much money that they never have to work again so they all quit. This enrages fans of their games and they take to looting stores and rioting in the streets in protest. The panic becomes global and the alien race that was monitoring Earth to determine if it was worth sparing decides there is too much violence on Earth and they blow it up and we all die.

*FYI a quantum singularity is not a clone but a fancy term for "black hole" :)

I wish I was married to Amy Lee
Yes, it's very hard for you to believe isn't it, that there are still some people left who
can bring a son into this world without recourse to cannabis and government handouts?

Jiggly Jello

DJ Squiggles

Male
The Null Void
Seen October 8th, 2014
Posted January 5th, 2014
45 posts
10.8 Years
Granted! Amy Lee is the lead singer of Evanescence

You fall in love with her too and we now have to fight to the death over her and I win

I wish for pie...
Yes, it's very hard for you to believe isn't it, that there are still some people left who
can bring a son into this world without recourse to cannabis and government handouts?

Jiggly Jello

DJ Squiggles

Male
The Null Void
Seen October 8th, 2014
Posted January 5th, 2014
45 posts
10.8 Years
Granted but a friend inadvertently brags about your prowess to an undercover FBI agent and now you share a cell with a man named "Fisty"

I wish the Avengers sequel was out already
Yes, it's very hard for you to believe isn't it, that there are still some people left who
can bring a son into this world without recourse to cannabis and government handouts?

Jiggly Jello

DJ Squiggles

Male
The Null Void
Seen October 8th, 2014
Posted January 5th, 2014
45 posts
10.8 Years
Granted but "Peace" is misinterpreted for "piece" and a serial killer who likes to cut up people is born and dedicates all his kills to you and everyone thinks you are involved and they come after you. You are forced to live as a recluse who ultimately finds peace in being ostracized.

I wish more people would know who my avatar is.
Yes, it's very hard for you to believe isn't it, that there are still some people left who
can bring a son into this world without recourse to cannabis and government handouts?

TornZero

Resident Yuri-ism Cult Leader

Age 29
Female
In your pantry, eatin' your delicious cake.
Seen September 10th, 2013
Posted July 10th, 2013
1,137 posts
13.1 Years
Everyone now knows who your avatar be, yet now everyone hates you for it, forcing you to change your avatar to someone so obscure that not even you know, and you will never want to know.

I wish Jiggly_Jello's username didn't need the underscore. It irks me.

I will be moving my account to Songbird over the course of immediately. The signature will stay as is for posterity and reference.

Jiggly Jello

DJ Squiggles

Male
The Null Void
Seen October 8th, 2014
Posted January 5th, 2014
45 posts
10.8 Years
Denied, only because I don't know A) if I can change it or B) how to change it if it can be done. (seriously can you?)

I wish that my next wish were not corrupted horribly...
Yes, it's very hard for you to believe isn't it, that there are still some people left who
can bring a son into this world without recourse to cannabis and government handouts?

Jiggly Jello

DJ Squiggles

Male
The Null Void
Seen October 8th, 2014
Posted January 5th, 2014
45 posts
10.8 Years
Granted but he becomes jealous about every other rapper that emerges and kills them all until he is "the only one." He then develops a massive superiority complex and doesn't put any effort into his new works and they all suck. So marks the total death of rap.

I wish I had Walt Disney's head in a jar in my living room.
Yes, it's very hard for you to believe isn't it, that there are still some people left who
can bring a son into this world without recourse to cannabis and government handouts?

TornZero

Resident Yuri-ism Cult Leader

Age 29
Female
In your pantry, eatin' your delicious cake.
Seen September 10th, 2013
Posted July 10th, 2013
1,137 posts
13.1 Years
Granted, but the jar is special and regenerates his body, filling him with rage-inducing homicidal hormones. However, before he can kill anyone, he dies of a severe, unexpected case of sweating sickness.

I wish the world was a better place.

I will be moving my account to Songbird over the course of immediately. The signature will stay as is for posterity and reference.

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
Denied, it's a meme that has to stay.

I wished people stopped protesting against my avatars/sigs.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/