Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted Page 208

Started by Sounds September 14th, 2008 3:07 AM
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Jiggly Jello

DJ Squiggles

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The Null Void
Seen October 8th, 2014
Posted January 5th, 2014
45 posts
10.8 Years
Denied because I don't know what that means

I wish Stephanie Meyer never wrote any of the Twilight books.
Yes, it's very hard for you to believe isn't it, that there are still some people left who
can bring a son into this world without recourse to cannabis and government handouts?

TornZero

Resident Yuri-ism Cult Leader

Age 29
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In your pantry, eatin' your delicious cake.
Seen September 10th, 2013
Posted July 10th, 2013
1,137 posts
13.1 Years
Granted; instead, she made a book called Dusk with the same exact characters, but Jacob takes Edward's role and vice versa, making for a much more disgusting book series that teenage girls still somehow adore and cheer about.

I wish Stephenie Meyer wasn't born in the first place.

I will be moving my account to Songbird over the course of immediately. The signature will stay as is for posterity and reference.

Jiggly Jello

DJ Squiggles

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Seen October 8th, 2014
Posted January 5th, 2014
45 posts
10.8 Years
Granted....but as the toilet seat is plummeting to Earth (the one that is supposed to kill you) You sneeze and stumble, barely missing it but at the same time you step out in front of a moving bus and get hit but not so hard that you die...you become horribly maimed instead.

I wish Diab_low didn't wish he was dead.

*will anyone get the tv show reference I used here? I bet not!
Yes, it's very hard for you to believe isn't it, that there are still some people left who
can bring a son into this world without recourse to cannabis and government handouts?

TheFattestSnorlax

New year, new possibilities

Age 25
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Australia
Seen January 19th, 2017
Posted January 15th, 2017
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12.2 Years
Granted but you will now pay the same price as you did to diab-low.

I wish that I get to see Sydney from the Sydney Tower... Never had the chance to!
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TornZero

Resident Yuri-ism Cult Leader

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In your pantry, eatin' your delicious cake.
Seen September 10th, 2013
Posted July 10th, 2013
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13.1 Years
Granted, but you fall and the massive head trauma leaves you blind, not to mention in a hospital for three years for recovery.

I wish TheFattestSnorlax only required a week to recover from the corruption of his wish.

I will be moving my account to Songbird over the course of immediately. The signature will stay as is for posterity and reference.

TheFattestSnorlax

New year, new possibilities

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Posted January 15th, 2017
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Granted, but you fall and the massive head trauma leaves you blind, not to mention in a hospital for three years for recovery.


OBJECTION!

HOW can I fall out of the Sydney Tower? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO THAT!

As a result, denied becuase the facts stated by me have overwhelmed you and you decide to suicide.

I wish that members of PC get their facts right.
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TornZero

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In your pantry, eatin' your delicious cake.
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Posted July 10th, 2013
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13.1 Years
Who said you fell out? I simply said you fell and sustained massive head trauma.

Your wish is denied because of the vagueness from my earlier corruption allowing for the ambiguity of one knowing one's facts.

I wish the mentioned corruption and my previous wish was absolute, and Snorlax still only needed a week to recover after the massive head trauma.

I will be moving my account to Songbird over the course of immediately. The signature will stay as is for posterity and reference.

TheFattestSnorlax

New year, new possibilities

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Seen January 19th, 2017
Posted January 15th, 2017
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12.2 Years
Fell from WHERE, exactly?

That's what I need to know!

Again, your wish is denied...

I wish I didn't make that facepalm.
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TornZero

Resident Yuri-ism Cult Leader

Age 29
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In your pantry, eatin' your delicious cake.
Seen September 10th, 2013
Posted July 10th, 2013
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13.1 Years
Ninja'd again! Seriously, this is three times in three days, I'm doin' dang well here.

Anyways, granted. However, since I can't come up with a proper corruption, the world has blown up.

I wish TheFattestSnorlax had four extra arms that were constantly alternating facepalms, double-facepalms and quadruple-facepalms without providing any real benefit aside from the godlike awesomeness of having six arms.

I will be moving my account to Songbird over the course of immediately. The signature will stay as is for posterity and reference.

darkpokeball

Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o

In your nightmares
Seen April 10th, 2014
Posted November 17th, 2013
762 posts
13.3 Years
Granted, the world blows up...and then everyone dies. Arceus gets mad, reassembles the world, and revives everyone but you because well...you blew up teh world in the first place. In short, nothing happens except for the fact that you die.

I wish that I knew what the heck was going on in "Kirby's Amazing Mirror." for GBA. Seriously, there isn't even a tutorial! And teh level select...it's weird o.o;
My Chainsaw Meowth is currently missing! If you have a lead or think you know something, PLEASE PM ME! I am desperately searching, and I dread the possibility that I may never find him...
On a side note, if anybody can answer the following question right, then they get a mystery prize! *Must have a Gen V game to claim prize*
Question: What the heck did Jinora do in the finale?! I don't get it! I know 90% of you won't know what I'm talking about, but I need an answer!

TheFattestSnorlax

New year, new possibilities

Age 25
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Australia
Seen January 19th, 2017
Posted January 15th, 2017
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12.2 Years
Granted, but you find out that the game is stupid.

I wish I wasn't so hot... As in I'm burning up...
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Hikamaru

Age 30
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Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
Denied, you must stay burning to please Hikari.

I wish that everyone knew what the blue on my profile was for.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

TheFattestSnorlax

New year, new possibilities

Age 25
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Australia
Seen January 19th, 2017
Posted January 15th, 2017
2,382 posts
12.2 Years
Denied becuase you didn't wish for it.

I wish that PC would get more interesting.
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Jiggly Jello

DJ Squiggles

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The Null Void
Seen October 8th, 2014
Posted January 5th, 2014
45 posts
10.8 Years
Granted. The internet news world is in a buzz after every single person involved in keeping PC alive were arrested for smuggling a massive collection of monkeys with Ebola into the United States and releasing them in major metropolitan areas. With all the moderators of PC behind bars, the site has no choice but to shut down. But man the press coverage is enormous.

I wish that I hadn't wasted 2 hours of my life watching Snow White & The Huntsman yesterday
Yes, it's very hard for you to believe isn't it, that there are still some people left who
can bring a son into this world without recourse to cannabis and government handouts?