Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted Page 49

Started by Sounds September 14th, 2008 3:07 AM
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Age 29
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PA, USA :effort
Seen December 8th, 2013
Posted December 5th, 2013
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15.9 Years
Granted. However, it has no Vitamin C and eating the ham gets you so full that you don't eat anything else for a while afterwards. During that time, your body just lacked the amount Vitamin C needed so you get very ill for about 3 weeks. Also, your parents/guardians believe that it was caused by food poisoning so they never let you have Tavern Ham again.

I wish for a stop sign.
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Age 29
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15.9 Years
Granted. All of your Pokemon are EVed whether you know it or not, since EVs are gained whenever a Pokemon gains experience. Sure, they're not trained in the right stats, but you didn't wish for that, did you?

I wish for I had an external hard drive.
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I Laugh at your Misfortune!

Normal is a synonym for boring

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YOUR MOTHER! (aka: England)
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14.9 Years
Granted, but its so perfect that you keep chewing it. You don't even stop when you go to bed. While you sleep, the gum slips down your throat and you choke to death.

I wish for a less morbid sense of humour :P

Age 29
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PA, USA :effort
Seen December 8th, 2013
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Granted. However, it took billions of years for life to form the first time. Another few hundred million for human society to show up. Just when this all happens to the "new" earth, the sun reaches the end of its "life" and the earth is engulfed; no more advanced than we are today.

I wish for a sunflower.
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Corvus of the Black Night

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Age 30
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With the Birds
Seen January 9th, 2015
Posted January 9th, 2015
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14.3 Years
Granted, but then it stabs you in your vertebral column, thus paralyzing you for life *runs from all the evil pencils*

I wish I had another hat.

Comic Tragedy

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Age 28
The suburbs, and no I don't need to describe much further.
Seen December 20th, 2015
Posted December 29th, 2012
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15.8 Years
Granted, the green of your helicopter started a riot in southern thailand. Appatently it reminded them of some bad memories >.<

I wish for world peace, and a better tomorrow.

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