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Old September 23rd, 2008 (4:13 PM).
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Syaoran Syaoran is offline
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    Join Date: Jul 2007
    Location: Kanto, married to Misty
    Age: 30
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    A poem? NOW IS IT? I'm not so sure, but it's kiiiiinda fun.

    - Play Retarded -

    Take off your pants and jacket, like those blink dudes
    pump it louder and join the black eyed beans in their ooh-ah! monkey squeaks
    open your yearbook and draw curled moustaches on faces you dislike
    grab the phone and make some random calls whispering '7 days' at them

    Run around wild, yell for attention
    feel the rush of the adrenaline, FEELIT
    try to scream quietly as you GO OUTSIDE and dance along the rockets and missiles falling down your house
    because it doesn't happen every day, does it?

    Lick yourself like a cat, imagine tasty vanilla ice cream all over your body
    trip some strangers and blame it on your friend
    bark at your neighbor's dog or just shoot it,
    actually, just shoot it

    Walk naked in the rain
    wear fat fury coats in the summer

    Claim your Insanity
    your liberation
    play retarded
    or just have some fun

    (on the expense of others)

    Write a suicide letter and read it backwards,
    because you're THAT dumb
    don't forget to put 'cool beans' at the end of every sentence
    spam your favorite forum with the sweat smiley
    and get yourself IP banned

    Compose an insightful poem about how you play retarded
    and send it to me
    oh I'm not aiming to read it
    because I'm not retarded like yourself
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