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Started by SamuraiMaster October 2nd, 2008 5:52 AM
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Alakazam17

Long time no see!

Female
Canada
Seen October 27th, 2020
Posted October 24th, 2020
5,639 posts
17.7 Years
The Cree People
Only after the last tree has been cut down,
Only after the last river has been poisoned,
Only after the last fish has been caught,
Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten.

Albert Einstein
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. "

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. "

Teal'c - Stargate series

"Indeed"

Jake Berenson and Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill - Animorphs series
Jake: *gives out orders*
Aximili: <Yes, Prince Jake.>
Jake: "Don't call me 'Prince.'"
Aximili: <Yes, Prince Jake.>

George W. Bush, during his trip to Ottawa

"I would like to thank all the Canadian people who came out to wave-with all five fingers."

Richard Lynch, member of PC

"Impossible! A day without hax is like a day without taking a crap: it rarely happens, and when it does, you feel really awkward. And then it's doubled the next day."

SamuraiMaster

and his son, Layne (Buizel).

Age 32
Male
Colorado
Seen December 16th, 2013
Posted July 25th, 2011
727 posts
14.7 Years
One of my favorite Simpsons moments.

Otto: [the kids on the bus are driving him crazy] I know! The radio will tune them down.
[Otto turns on the radio]
Otto: Guuuhh, Disco. [switches station] Easy listening?! [switches] World Music?! [switches] Urban Smooth?! [switches] Salsa Fusion?!
[turns off the radio with sadness then he notices Metallica's brocken down bus on the side of the street]
Otto: [gasp] Metallica! [slams on the brakes] Am I on drugs?
[a small dragon appears on the dashboard]
Dragon: Yes you are. But that really is Metallica. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for a gumdrop parade on Fu-Fu Island. [laughs and disappears]
[Otto calls from the bus]
Otto: What's up Metallica? Need a lift?
James Hetfield: We don't take rides from strangers.
Otto: [out of the bus] I'm no stranger, remember this? [lights a cigerrette lighter] METALLICA RUUUUUULLLLLES!!!!!!!
Lars Ulrich: Oh yeah! Springfield Arena 97, Row XX Seat 64!
Kirk Hammet: I was about to quit the band when I saw your lighter. You saved me that night!
Otto: So what are you waiting for? Hop in!
James Hetfield: Hop in what?
[Bart has hijacked the school bus and is driving down the street]
Bart: Look at me, I'm Otto! I'm a hundred years old and I drive a school bus!
[drives very crazy]
Otto: [in a down mood] Ohhhh man. Maybe me and Metallica can go splitsies on a cab.
[as he says this Hans Moleman's pick-up truck appears in the scene; Metallica and all their band gear is in the back]
Kirk Hammet: Hey loser! We got a ride from a real fan!
Hans Moleman: I used to sleep with Lars' grandmother.
Robert Trujillo: Never listen to our music again!
[the truck drives away as Metallica starts playing the song Master of Puppets leaving Otto on the street stomping on his hat in a fury]
My Buizel is not amused with your foolishness.

Mystery Dungeon: Through the Never
I'd appreciate any reviews on my fic.

Tamaki

☆ Puh puh puh poker face ☆

Age 28
Female
Dream Land
Seen March 6th, 2013
Posted November 2nd, 2009
2,432 posts
15.8 Years
I hope this is where you put this.

You put up quotes from random sources, whether they be forum discussions, movies, song lyrics, tv shows, or whatever.

Just put them here if they're good.

I'll give off a few.
[From Yu-Gi-Oh]
Marik: My name is Marik!
Bakura: I don't care.
Marik: What if I told you I had knowedge of certain secrets?
Bakura: I don't care.
Marik: Once I possess what I desire, the Millenium Rod will mean absolutally nothing to me.
Barkua: [short pause] ...I don't care.

[From Yu-Gi-Oh: THe Abridged Series]

Kaiba: Screw the rules, I have money!

Yami: Don't worry Pegasus, there's always Naruto: THe Abridged Series. But as everyone knows, that's just not quite as good!
Pegasus: OH NOOOOOOO!!!!


Lol, I love the Abridged Series<3

Joey: A woman winning a card game! That's just crazy!
Tristan: Didn't she beat you in the second episode?
Joey: Do you wanna go back in the box?
Tristan: Please don't send me back there.

XD
平和 + 愛
Pear
Sun

Trap-Eds

Dig a hole, dig a hole........

Age 28
Female
Peach Creek...I wish.
Seen April 9th, 2011
Posted April 9th, 2011
1,119 posts
14.8 Years
Ed, Edd n Eddy:

Eddy: Lighten up, will ya? It's just an empty house, geez.
Kevin: Oh yeah? Why don't ya go and check it out, then?
Eddy: Well, I would but uh, Ed needs me to change the newspaper under his bed. Yeah!!
Ed: *gives a thumbs up* Changed it this morning, Eddy!
Edd: *looks at Ed* Hmmm?

Edd: Preposterous!! I refuse to play under these absurd conditions, Ed!!
Ed: Awww, kitty cat go meow?

The Incredibles: [Pixar movie]
Syndrome: You see? Now you respect me; because I'm a threat. That's just how the world works.
I don't know why, but that's my fav line from the whole movie.
"Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did."
"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept."
George Carlin
:cer_boogie:

SamuraiMaster

and his son, Layne (Buizel).

Age 32
Male
Colorado
Seen December 16th, 2013
Posted July 25th, 2011
727 posts
14.7 Years
From the "Master Chief Sucks at Halo" videos; note that all the dialoge he says is how it is spelled. For those who do't know what "Master Chief Sucks at Halo" is, it's like Toy Story. Only not. It's about a Master Chief action figure that comes to life when Jon's not around and plays Halo online, and he sucks horribly. He is voiced by the Microsoft Sam voice and swears a lot.

Master Chief: Hello I am Master Chief lollolololloloollloololol

Master Chief: Wtf gears sucks halo if the best fps. (goes down a line of video games) g** g** g** g** g** g** g** g** g** g** g** omg, yay halo 3 beta.

Master Chief: Time to own some n00bs.

Master Chief: Ima look @ jon's profile...what a f**

Master chief: (Snowbound has been chosen as the map) f***ing snowbound. (begins tapping "X" to veto the map.) Veto this s*** f*****s. Damn it, veto! Veto veto veto f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f***. (no one has vetoed it) You guys r g** go to hell.

Master Chief: What the f** ur use hax. (into headset) Stop hacking n00b piece of s*** go to hell.

Master Chief: What's this? (picks up a new gernade) New gernade type, cool. (throws gernade and it bounces off the wall and explodes where he stands) What the f*** g** weapon. Bungie r retard.

Master Chief: This guy is so pwn3d. (kills a guy standing in front of him) Idiot hahahahahahahaha. (Begins beating the dead body) How do u like my balls in ur face, dumb***?
Headset: I wan't even playing, I was getting something to eat. In fact you've done nothing but talk s*** the whole match and blame bungie because you suck so much a**.
Master Chief: Suck my balls.
Headset: 'The hell kinda response is that?
Master Cief: That's what your mom sed last night hahhahahahahaha.

Master Chief: Oh my god yes I got shot gun. Ima camp here and own everyone lolololololololololoololol.
Game Announcer: GAME OVER.
Master Chief: F***!!!!


[after finding out the halo 3 beta was only running a couple of weeks, Master Chief writes a suicide note and plans his suicide]
Master Chief: Now is time to end it all, I will drown myself in the toilet and no one can stop me.
[inside the toilet]
Master Chief; F*** you stupid helmet. I can't f***ing drown myself. S*** s*** s*** s*** s***. Oh f*** I can't get out. Someone help me please! [pause] :(

Headset player: Okay who was the retard on our team who kept carrying our flag in the wrong direction?! This JonCCachile guy?
Master Chief: You got something to say to meh? B****?
Headset player: Yeah you suck!
Master Chief: I am better than you at leaste, d*****bag.
Headset player: You had negative three kills and 41 deaths!
Master Chief: Your mom had negative three kills last night in bed.
Other players in game: Oh no he didn't ohhohohoh.
Headset player: SHUT UP! That was the worst comeback I've ever heard.
Master Chief: Not as bad as ur...FAAAACEE.
Headset player: Alright you wanna settle this one on one? Just give me your address you little s***.
Master Chief: Sure, do you have a pen and paper? Im in ur moms house, I'll b waiting.
Headset player: YOU LITTLE F*** I'M GONNA KICK YOUR F***ING A** YOU FU-[Master Chief leaves the room]
Master Chief: rofl.

Master Chief: This better not be f***ing snowbound agin (it is snowbound) Go to hell! Stupid f***ing snowbound! (begins vetoing it again) Veto this s*** you ***holes. Damn it this map is f***ing gay if you do not press "x" it mean you're g** this map sucks please veto it motherf*** f*** f*** f*** f***! (nothing) Omg. Blow me u retards.

Master Chief: (kills a player who is a girl) Oh my god a girl on halo 3?! (into headset) Omg I'm sry k? (normal) I should send her a friend request. Maybe she will go out with me. :D

Master Chief; [gets killed] MOOOOOOOOTHEEEERRRRR F*********************ER!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! (throws an empty Mountain Dew bottle against the wall)
My Buizel is not amused with your foolishness.

Mystery Dungeon: Through the Never
I'd appreciate any reviews on my fic.

Trap-Eds

Dig a hole, dig a hole........

Age 28
Female
Peach Creek...I wish.
Seen April 9th, 2011
Posted April 9th, 2011
1,119 posts
14.8 Years
Pokemon swimmer in Pearl:
I wanted to be alone, but chasing away immature boys on the prowl....Well, my Pokemon grew tough without me even trying.

xD That just sounds....so odd for this game.
"Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did."
"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept."
George Carlin
:cer_boogie: