'Spy pigeons' arrested

Started by doesn't matter October 25th, 2008 6:47 AM
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[AFP, 20 October] Iranian security forces have arrested two "spy pigeons" near the Natanz uranium enrichment facility, the Etemad Melli newspaper reported. One of the pigeons, which had some metal rings and "invisible" strings attached to it, was caught near a rose water production plant in the nearby city of Kashan in Isfahan province. A source told the newspaper, "Early this month, a black pigeon was caught bearing a blue-coated metal ring, with invisible strings." The source gave no further description of the pigeons, nor what their fate might be. In 2007, Iran issued a formal protest over the use of espionage by the USA to produce a key intelligence report on the country's nuclear program. In fact, last year Iran reportedly arrested 14 squirrels for spying. Iran's state-sponsored news agency said at the time, "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."
Iranians be trippin' dawg.

I know it's almost a week old but it's still funny :P
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Iranians be trippin' dawg.

I know it's almost a week old but it's still funny :P
Honestly, what kind of stuff are they snorting that they are actually arresting animals. They must be paranoid out of there freakin' minds.
I can only imagine the interrogation...

Achmed: HOW DARE YOU SPY ON US! ALLAH WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD!
Squirrel:
Achmed: Ohohoh! The silent treatment! You shall be tormented you American Infidel!
Squirrel:
Achmed: BAH!
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Wow, if I ever go live in the middle east... I'll go die in a ditch.

Poor Pigeons. Were they too stupid to just shoot them at sight and try to nuke us for Espionage...

OH SHI-

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BUSH MUST'VE SENT THEM.

Did they have a secret recording device shoved up thier beak, or something?