What do you think of this quote?

Started by RetroGamer379 March 4th, 2009 4:50 PM
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I heard this quote on t.v., and I thought it was hilarious. I want to know what other people think!

Quote:

"Last time someone told me to act now before it was too late, I ended up with 5 boxes of ShamWow."

EDIT!

This quote was said by Penn Jillete, the magician guy.

Haza

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Lol. Its funny because you made a thread about it! lol. Its alright I guess. Lets make this to a quote thread. My favorite quote is "My sexual preference is often"

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Amusing, but I agree with Penguin.
Though, I'm sure that if I ever hear it, I'll laugh my butt off :P

One of my quotes would have to be..
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I have three favorite quotes

Japanease proverb, "fall down seven times, stand up eight"
Aristotle, "the roots of education are bitter, but the fruits are sweet"
my dad, "get off the ******* computer now and go get some sun you lazy....well you get the idea" (lol so just kidding)

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"give a man a fish he eats for a day, teach a man to fish he eats for a lifetime"
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll start up a fishing business, completely depopulate his fishing river, go out of business and everyone ends up dead because they don't have any more fish.

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So what? Has this turned into some sort of favourite quotes megathread? May as well contribute if so:

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein.

"Last time someone told me to act now before it was too late, I ended up with 5 boxes of ShamWow."
Yeah. I don't understand that at all.

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It's not really a quote, but more of a comeback-
Lady Astor: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea"
Winston Churchill: "If you were my wife, I'd drink that tea."

Though my favorite quote by far is: "Try? Do not try. Do. Or do not."-Yoda
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i saw a hypno once called "bootysweat"

i lol'ed and traded for it, because it was too funny to not trade for

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Erm...

I don't get it...
I'm hoping it's not what I think.

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So what? Has this turned into some sort of favourite quotes megathread? May as well contribute if so:
My doing! Lol. Anyway, a character in the book, Basketball Jones said"Dont be sad that its over, be glad that it ever happened. I love that quote.

I'm hoping it's not what I think.

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The above quote is my favorite quote though! lol

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Sham-Wow is amazing, so therefore this thread is amazing.

I heard this quote on t.v., and I thought it was hilarious. I want to know what other people think!

Quote:

"Last time someone told me to act now before it was too late, I ended up with 5 boxes of ShamWow."
Epic quote from epic commercial

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Hmm...

"Pizza suace makes everything taste better, except for pizza sauce, cause then it just tastes like pizza sauce."

For some reason I thought it was kind of profound at the time, but now I can't seem to figure out why. :/

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