Oh noez, it's the Sharpie Bandit

Started by Corvus of the Black Night March 14th, 2009 12:32 PM
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Corvus of the Black Night

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I saw this in the news and I thought you all would get a kick out of this idiot:

SOUTHFIELD, Mich. -- A man accused of drawing a mustache on his face with a sharpie marker and robbing a bank led police on a chase Friday before he pulled into the police station parking lot.

Southfield police arrested the 24-year-old Detroit man in the Southfield Municipal Complex around 12:30 p.m. after he allegedly robbed the Chase Bank at 11 Mile and Southfield roads a few moments earlier.

Southfield police Lt. Nick Loussia told Local 4 he was heading back from lunch when he heard the call about a bank robbery over the radio. Loussia said he looked up and saw the suspect's car driving toward him the wrong way on the I-696 Service Drive.

He said the silver Malibu almost smashed into him. "I swerved to the left. ? I am glad to be OK," said Loussia.

The suspect clipped another Southfield police officer's patrol car on Evergreen Road and then made his way to Central Park Boulevard and onto Civic Center Drive, which ends at the Southfield 's municipal complex.

Police cars boxed the man's car in and arrested him.

Police found a handgun and money inside the man's car.

The man faces fleeing and eluding charges as well as bank robbery charges.

Loussia said the man will probably be arraigned at 46 District Court on Saturday.


Basically, idiotic thief decides to make a getaway and ends up driving himself right to the police station, all while trying to travel incognito with a freaking sharpie disguise. If only he drew a ski-mask XD

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He'll be stuck with that mustache for a long time I suppose

Suriously, that'd probably be the worst incognito I've ever heard of, I can imagine how any person with a mustache would look like without one

Like you said, he's better off wearing a ski-mask, or at least put on a flesh mask

And that was pretty funny on how he didn't suspect he was driving right to the police station :P

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Corvus of the Black Night

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Like you said, he's better off wearing a ski-mask, or at least put on a flesh mask


Made of sharpie. Now THAT I would want to see XD
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Made of sharpie. Now THAT I would want to see XD
If I were to see something like that, I'd be laughing instead of being scared :P

On a second note, I might be shot, but who cares? If something is funny you have to laugh xD

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