New Guy

Started by pokemaster901 March 19th, 2009 9:43 PM
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Seen March 20th, 2009
Posted March 20th, 2009
2 posts
14.2 Years
I'm new here at Pokecommunity. I'll only stay on a few conditions:

First, that there are no old-timers rambling on about Charizard, Arkanine, Dragonite and all those other losers who were a pokemon before the Mystery Dungeron era. Nothing galls me more than reading some dullard rambling endlessly about how Pokemon Red was the way the game was meant to be played or some nonsense like that.

Second thing is: no one can reply to me with those stupid faces or other icons. For, you see: I hate those things. If I wasn't politically correct, I'd say those things were totally gay. And while we're at it, how about if the folks monitoring these boards can filter out all stupid responses? I'm a pretty smart guy with an important job and I shouldn't have to deal with idiots.

Finally, no Ash Ketchum imitators. The man is beyond pathetic. The last thing I need when I'm trying to have an intelligent pokemon discussion is for some half-wit to respond with "I choose you" or "Pikachu". This tiresome has-been wore out his welcome some 10 years ago and the idiots who admire this dope reflect poorly on intelligent poke fans everywhere.

I'm much smarter than most of the fans here, as anywhere (so no offense), but I'll do my best not to talk down to you nice people. I assure everyone here that you'll all enjoy my insights into the pokemon and gaming in general. I'll start posting as soon as my three conditions are met
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Posted August 21st, 2021
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Welcome to PC :cool: I hope you stay around to have a good time here :cheeky: I don't like how you badmouth Red and Ash, they're my favourites :disappoin I wish they would make a game about Ash, he's so cool. Especially the way he yells out in the anime, it really gets me into it :D
I hope you stay around so we can friends cause I'd really like that :P

Also, political correctness sucks.

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Posted December 9th, 2022
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Get off of whatever high horse you're riding on, and you might enjoy it here. :3

Nothing makes you any better than any of us, just the same as the staff here aren't any better than the regular users.

Regardless, if you feel like sticking around, then I really do hope you like this place.
Seriously. After all, it's just about having fun~.


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Nick

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Posted July 28th, 2021
17,572 posts
18.6 Years
Wow, you're cool...

Hi. I'm Ash Ketchum and I'm here to welcome you. :)

My favorite game is Pokémon Red. Chrizard is my favorite Pokémon. It's a cool dragon with fire powers that can come out of it's mouth and it's just...11!!!!! Dragonite is even cooler because it's a real dragon with dragon powers that'll destroy any Pokémon out there and it's just!!!!11!. :)

I have an important job. I choose you Pikachu! :)
Age 26
England
Seen October 16th, 2010
Posted May 2nd, 2009
78 posts
14.2 Years
Well, we are very kind aren't we. I'd like to say welcome and have a good time... But I won't. seeing as you are acting as an Arrogant Show-Off. Everyone's entitled to their own opinions, mr. Oh-So-Clever! Charizard rules! before mystery dungeon, the games where really good! not as good as now, but still... anyway, I hope you lower your somewhat Melonsized head, and see that you are no better than us!

So, Usually I'd say welcome to PC... But this time I'll just say Get Lost!

So... I Choose you! Pikachu!
Age 28
Essex, England
Seen April 24th, 2009
Posted April 18th, 2009
253 posts
15.3 Years
Says the person with the name pokemaster901

But saying you're smarter than use doesn't actually mean you are :|. We're all good people and whatever we think and like is up to us, you can't downgrade people because of what they believe in.

Try and stay here if you want, but personally a lot of people think in that way. If you claim to be mature then the first thing you should do is take other people opinions, not matter how stupid, into account.

Mr. Epic

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Seen June 21st, 2020
Posted December 22nd, 2010
1,023 posts
15 Years
I have only three things to say to you pokemaster# and that is:
  1. Why the hell have you got such a overused, ignorant pokémon fan name if you hate half of the members here for what you think is ignorant fandom of Pokémon.
  2. You are so arrogant I love you.
  3. This is definitely the best introduction thread I have ever seen on any forum.
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Age 28
Essex, England
Seen April 24th, 2009
Posted April 18th, 2009
253 posts
15.3 Years
One more condition. Anyone with a Natruto Character as an avatar must refer to me as "sir". It is obvious that a person who represents themselves with the image of a Naruto character is only doing so to compensate for a small penis. Thus I am a superior man to you, and you will treat me with the respect I deserve.
Oh no you didn't.

So what if I have a Naruto Character in my avatar, it doesn't mean anything about penises and I say the person who talks about a small penis has a small penis (if they have any at all).

Naruto is an Anime Character, I don't care if you don't like him but NEVER say that I have a small penis just because I like a character that is smarter and more mature than you.

Oh yeah sorry, I forgot to add the Sir stupid and immature. Better?

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Posted August 19th, 2016
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14.5 Years
Second thing is: no one can reply to me with those stupid faces or other icons. For, you see: I hate those things. If I wasn't politically correct, I'd say those things were totally gay. And while we're at it, how about if the folks monitoring these boards can filter out all stupid responses? I'm a pretty smart guy with an important job and I shouldn't have to deal with idiots.
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Welcome to PC.......!
This person below me is slightly retarded don't listen to anything he says and you'll do good in PC ;)
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Seen August 24th, 2014
Posted May 19th, 2011
496 posts
14.3 Years
Your conditions are unrealistic for a Pokemon forum as everyone knows that the first generation was the best.


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Age 26
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Seen February 8th, 2012
Posted July 10th, 2010
1,709 posts
14.9 Years
Hold on, I have A couple things I need to say to you.

1) PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOUUUU!
2) Genius, you've basically managed to look like a complete idiot in your quest to look smart, I envy you.
3) Smileys? You obviously have no intelligence if you're telling people not to use 'face icons' on the internet. You can't even say what they are, genius.
4) Erm... why are you judging people penises, because you can't get over the trauma of not having one? Honestly, it's people like this that want to make me vomit my Ash Muffins.
5) POKEMON RED AND CHARIZARD ARE AWESOME IDIOT!
6) Anata wa baka, please spend your whole idiotic life trying to figure out what that means.

This thread is fun! ^.^

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