My granpa's pokemon rant... Page 2

Started by Vyro March 20th, 2009 6:12 PM
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Amaruuk

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Age 34
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Posted February 3rd, 2023
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15 Years
XD That is some epic lulz there, really funny and original! I had me a good belly laugh or three.

LOL @ the legendary thread post. Dunno 'bout stickying it, but this is awesome nonetheless.




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ckret2

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Age 32
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Seen January 31st, 2010
Posted December 23rd, 2009
518 posts
14.4 Years
That was brilliant, and that sums up everything I've ever heard from every person who's ever wailed "THEY RUINED EVERYTHING FOREVER!!" whenever a new generation comes out.

I remember being amazed when I had Pokémon Yellow and the colors changed whenever you went from one town to another. All two of them.

Now you've got your cutsie Dee-Ess with its 3D image thigamabobs and its gradual sunrise and sunset... bah! If I wanted sunrise and sunset, I'd sit on the porch, not play a video game! Video games are for people who don't want real life. Internal-battery clocks are for people who can't make up their minds about whether they want to be playing video games or not.

It's because of indecisive sissies like that that somebody went and put multiple evolution lines into all the Pokémon, so they could have more things to be indecisive about. What, Vileplume wasn't enough for you? Somebody had to go and give it a sister in a hula skirt? Back in my day, people were awed that they could use different stones on Eevee! And now what's all this nonsense about that "God" Pokémon Acircus coming in fifty different forms? Hoo boy, that's a circus, all right. A regular three-ring circus.

Don't get me started on Dark and Steel. Weren't Ghost and Rock good enough for you hooligans?

(As a footnote, yes, I know how to spell Arceus. I feel like that needs to be pointed out, for the benefit of the people who are capable of coming up with the questionable calculation that someone whose grandfather played Pokémon in 1995 would be 3 years old today, and yet are incapable of realizing that the OP was writing a parody.)

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Yuoaman

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Age 30
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Ontario, Canada
Seen January 28th, 2023
Posted December 12th, 2018
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17.8 Years
Ah I loved the entire thing, this needs to be immortalized.
"pps new screenie" - No, really shut up yuoaman.

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Age 30
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Seen October 22nd, 2013
Posted December 19th, 2012
929 posts
14.6 Years
I talk exactly like this to my freinds about pokémon.
Stupid new-gens..
Back in my day, Pokémon didn't have hold items and abilities.
It was all about the pure skill of the trainers..
why, i'll show you, young whippersnappers..
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Posted April 27th, 2013
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14.4 Years
And what's with these monsters that roam around the whole region? I don't care if you are a legendary, you stay in ONE house or cave. YOU DONT MOVE. I tells ya, the whole world is loosing control.
I love it! ^^
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