Weird Breeding Mates

Started by SkittyLover77 April 11th, 2009 1:34 PM
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Well, I was looking at the WailordxDiglett topic and I thought, "There must be more sexually offensive Pokemon mates out there!" So I made a topic where people could look up strange Pokemon couples and post them for the sake of laughing at the sexually offensive-ness having fun. ^__^

I'll start it off: Rampardos and Mudkip. O.O Mudkip must like 'em big! *shot for pervyness*





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Corvus of the Black Night

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Seriously, anything with Jynx and Mr. Mime are just... well, you know, considering they're based off of HUMANS.

Although I would have to agree, Ditto's quite the sex machine.

The Scientist

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First off, My Ditto thread came first...
Second, How can Celebi leave eggs...
Thrid... If Celebi does leave eggs then were does It get them from...
Fourth and last, Who comes up with the breeding groups...
Celebi can travel through time. Eggs are spontaneously generated by Arceus or Mew (the Pokemon who have the capacity to create other Pokemon out of nothing). When two Pokemon that show good potential to be parents are in proximity, that Celebi Teleports to Arceus/Mew, who would probably already have an egg waiting for the couple. Celebi exists on multiple time-planes at once, and as such, there can be an infinite number of Celebi present at any given time (if the Celebi image from last year, the year before, and the year before all decide to visit the present, we would see three Celebi). This is made even more interesting when one considers that there may be more than one Celebi! Allow me to call to your attention the ending scene of the fouth Pokemon movie...

And for your last question, the answer could either be Game Freak or the Egg distributor, depending on what sense you meant it in.
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They do, but the Celebi thing is another way for populate the Pokémon world.
The games make a firm point that no one has ever seen a Pokemon having sex or laying an egg. I would think that after thousands of years of observation, at least one single Breeder would actually see his Pokemon doing the deed, but...

If you're going to relate Pokemon to real animals (by insisting that they reproduce sexually), you may as well include the rest of the science that goes along with reproduction. Inter-special breeding would be impossible due to chromosome incongruency. Closely related Pokemon, like Persian + Delcatty, or Staraptor + Swellow may work and create sterile hybrid offspring, but anything outside of these circles [e.g., your beloved HWOSA] would be physically impossible.

The fact that interspecial "breeding" works in the game should be proof enough that there is no sex involved.
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