Movies that fail Page 3

Started by Brien April 19th, 2009 6:11 AM
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I don't like all those bad-taste comedy movies that depend on farts and celebrity puns to attempt to steal a laugh that we'll not remember again.

I hated quarantine because the plot was only skin deep and didn't go into any detail about how the infection started. Also, everyone died... pretty negative ending D:
(Quarantine is a REC remake)

even if REC is way better... Sorry, but those points are skin deep themselves. The detail is not given because the viewer is invited to wonder about it, sharing the sense of uncertainty the characters bear. Not every filmmaker can do that effectively. They're not always going to serve you the plot on a golden plate, leave that to commercial movies.

Everyone died... negative ending? It is called being realistic on a fictitious scenery, do you think you'd have escaped to a similar attack? What did you expect, the infected all share a tea party at the end and the reporters fall in love to live happily ever after? D:
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The Disaster Movie. It was muy horrible.

Dragonball Evolution did not meet expectation. I know that it was supposed to be the modern version of Dragonball, but truth be told; it sucked. Well, no offense to any DE fans. :|

*looks around*....there are dragonball evolution fans?
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Well, I saw it a while ago, but the film Semi-Pro. I'm normally a big Will Ferrell fan, but that film was perhaps the worst I've seen him in (though, I didn't watch Bewitched, but I suppose that one would be the worst, judging from reviews I've heard people give it).

It really didn't have the same comedic atmosphere as Anchorman (open, off the top of the head, keep-rolling comedy), which was something I was looking for, I guess. (Step Brothers also shared the Anchorman atmosphere, mostly because Ferrell and Riley love working together and with Adam McKay [director], the two just shine. Listen to the director's commentary on Step Brothers if you don't follow.)

Anyways, that got off topic. >_> Semi-Pro also had a lot of moments that made me have to look away from the screen - thankfully the moments were short enough to not cause serious damage to my brain. :/

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I HATED the Death Note Movies. Light playing B-Ball? WTF?
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Well, I saw it a while ago, but the film Semi-Pro. I'm normally a big Will Ferrell fan, but that film was perhaps the worst I've seen him in (though, I didn't watch Bewitched, but I suppose that one would be the worst, judging from reviews I've heard people give it).
Bewitched was terribly boring, not terrible though. There is far worse out there...

Er... pretty much any Ben Stiller movie, with the exception of Tropic Thunder (Brilliantly hillarious - Stiller was actually FUNNY in this movie). I have a little place in my Death Notebook for Night at the Museum, mind you.

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I LOVED Tropic Thunder

Another movie I hate? Fight Club. He's a fighter with a psycotic issue. WTF?
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Another crappy movie would probably be... OPEN WATER.

Hey kiddies! Let's go watch a movie where two scuba divers complain at eachother for 2 hours before they get eaten by a shark!
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I LOVED Tropic Thunder

Another movie I hate? Fight Club. He's a fighter with a psycotic issue. WTF?
Gotta be kidding me. Fight Club has to be one of the best movie's I've seen. Maybe the best david Fincher film.
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I don't really think any movie is bad. :/ I dunno. I always watch movies I've been told suck, but I usually enjoy them.

I would say that a lot of Seth Rogan's movies don't live up to the hype. Pineapple Express was not as funny as I had hoped, but it was still good. XD
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Casino Royale - Slow, long, with the worst bond possibly ever. Really, this was supposed to breathe life back into the franchise? Only thing that might have been worse was the first hour of Quantum of Solace. That was a major stinker.

Twilight - Everything I have to say about the movie has been covered above.

Spider Man 3: Long, complex storyline, with an ending that sucked, to much CGI, and far to much drama.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End - To much CGI and not enough storyline.

X-Men 3: Everything that could have went wrong with this movie did. Acting, Storyline, Sanity.

Now folks, compared to these movies, the next one in my book is the ultimate failure of a movie possibly.

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier - Budget Cuts, Bad Directing, Poor Graphic and Set Work, Writers Strikes, a horrible Storyline, all wrapped up in one tight little profitable package. So bad they almost had to do Star Trek VI.

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dragon wars was dumb

forbidden kingdom was cool because it had jackie chan and jet li but the storyline was stupid and had one of those disney endings...
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