Ummm... kay. I'm going to lock this as I see this has no purpose in Other Entertainment. Seeing as how this has gotten some views yet no replies, I'm compelled to believe nobody really understand what you're asking us to do. With that said, time to lock it.
If you feel the need to explain what this thread is about, send me a PM and we'll take it from there. I'll unlock it if you prove to me there's a purpose. :>