holy sweet mother of pearl

Started by Azonic April 21st, 2009 12:36 PM
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Azonic

hello friends

Age 10
Male
stranger danger
Seen June 4th, 2018
Posted May 4th, 2018
7,123 posts
15.9 Years
ITS REKHYT'S BOIFDAY!

Happy birthday dude. <3 We love you. I'm not gonna go all tl;dr on you because Derk's gonna do it for me. :D Just kidding, sorta... have a great day.

Rekhyt says:
but srsly thanks.
i want you to know that you were 21 hours and 38 minutes late.
NEVER FORGET
Age 31
Male
Boston, MA
Seen October 8th, 2017
Posted October 8th, 2017
719 posts
15.8 Years
Now you're old and full of hatred, take a pill to masturbatred.
Children point to you and scream, because they will become that thing.

RSVP PLEASE, for the DEATH of thee.
You have little time, and you're running out of life.

Happy Birthday. You're gonna die.
Gather the faithful and propose a toast to the epoch of indifference.

Her

Age 29
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
Rekkkkkkkkkkkyyyyy.

Hapy birthday to everyones (least?, depends what forum you are) favorite Irishman, Kevin. Have fun being 15, it sucks.

Melody

Banned

Female
Cuddling those close to me
Seen March 4th, 2018
Posted March 2nd, 2018
6,459 posts
18.6 Years
Oh? it's Rehkyt's birthday? Cool.

Happy birthday! :D

I'd come up with something witty to say about the age you're turning but I'm not sure what you're turning, soo I'll say this:

Another year bites the dust, one year closer to turning to mush...Though...it probably isn't that bad at this point, at least you've got another year of experience up your sleeve. :D