Pirates vs Ninja's

Started by Ho-Oh April 27th, 2009 8:12 PM
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Who would win? :D

I'd say ninja's :O
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Ninjas because they are invisible.
Pirates don't have anything to kill them, except like point-blank missiles from a cannon.

Of course, I'm a pirate, though.
I fight the sea monsters with the suckers on the tentacles and the beaks and the giant maws filled with briny plankton. Oh and barnacles. I fight killer, mutant barnacles.

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I said this before in CS DCC.

Ninjas would own the pirates. They got stealth killing tactics on their side. I bet one Ninja could sneak on board a pirate ship and kill everybody during the night.
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Pirates don't have anything in Ninjas. I don't see how they could possibly compete with their superior speed, intelligence (mostly), patience and killing techniques.

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Pirates, they have THE coolest theme song ever.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
Drink up me hearties yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
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Since everyone seems to like ninjas, I'm going to switch over and justify pirates > ninja.
  • Ninjas can only act at night, or else they just look silly. During the night, pirates can just go to sea. Ninjas can't do anything because if they try to approach the boat at night, they will be easily spotted by the lookout.
  • Ninjas really suck at navigating the high seas in comparison to the pirate. The pirate could get the ninjas lost in a foggy location and have them starve to death... Or worse, get eaten by the Kraken.
  • Pirates have gunpowder. And guns. That beats silly knives and pointy stars any day.
  • Pirates have booze. What do ninjas have? Some medicinal herbs and sleeping powder?
  • Pirates look more awesome.
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Do what you want, cuz a pirate is free
You are a pirate!

yar har figgerty dee! Being a pirate is alright with me
do what you want cuz a pirate is free!

of course you know what my answer is, though in a fight between them, the ninja would probably win due to pirates' dependance upon his cannons, swards and other swashbuckling tools of the trade.

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I like both.

Ninja's, because they're powerful, stealthy and just plain awesome.
Pirates, well... because they ARRR Pirates. xD

EDIT: Just noticed the question. xP

Ninja's would win.
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Pirates, man. They're so much more Metal than ninja's. Plus, they have blunderbusses. You can't argue with that.

What do ninjas have, huh? "Oh, they travel stealthily in the shadows waiting to strike." Tch, lame. Pirates don't need to hide like that; if they wanna kill you, they'll go right ahead and do it right in front of you.
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I have no opinion over who is better... because as you can see, they are the same as proven by good logic.

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One Piece > Naruto

It really depends. If a gang of pirates invade an "empty" shrine, they would most likely die in seconds by the ninjas hiding in the shadows.

If ninjas decide to take over a ship, they probably drown to death as the pirates could do is shoot them off while they jump and kick.

Someone mentioned that pirates nowadays have heavy machines for ultimate protection, but how about the ninjas?

Ninjas nowadays aren't really called ninjas. They're top-class asssassins. They probably have high-tech weapons. Laser swords and exploding kunais, anyone?