so in the world of pokémon Page 2

Started by Carl Sacramento May 7th, 2009 2:58 AM
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Alexithymia~

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Why hasn't any Pokemon hero had the idea of using a baseball bat? Distract the enemy with the fighting, pace around the battle, when you get behind the guy, smash his head in.
Wait.. what?
Smash his head in with a baseball bat? This isn't in the pokemon spirit!!
And not all pokemon have opposable thumbs, ya know.
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That....is sad. xD

And aren't you yelling orders to your pokeymanz? :P
Trainer: SNEASEL, USE AGILITY WHILE I BASH THAT GRUNT'S HEAD IN WITH THIS SLEDGEHAMMER!

Grunt:
D:

Wait.. what?
Smash his head in with a baseball bat? This isn't in the pokemon spirit!!
And not all pokemon have opposable thumbs, ya know.
It's not the Pokemon spirit because nobody ever got the idea. Seriously, it would be effective. And it's not the Pokemon doing the smashing. You literally walk up during the battle and hit them.

Or you could use a tranquilizer shooter....

Eating Gardevoir would be disgusting, though
Oh god I just thought about that.


oh god it would taste rubbery wouldn't it argh.

i'm going to wash down these thoughts with bleach if i'm not back in a week then i'm doing it right.
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Why would anybody work? if you had the chance to go off and become a pokémon master, why would somebody chose work? how does an economy exist in the world of pokémon? where does money come from? do people just get jobs once they get old and then become weekend warriors? is there any sort of government?
Pokemon training is probably a very popular profession in Pokeworld, like medical jobs are popular in our world. However, there are people who are not so good at raising pokemon (e.g. Team Rocket, fishermen with 4 Magikarps and Koga), so they have a primary job (gangster, fisherman and ninja, respectively) and also have pokemon battles as a hobby.
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The Scientist

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Posted December 19th, 2009
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Eating Gardevoir would be disgusting, though
Oh god I just thought about that.

oh god it would taste rubbery wouldn't it argh.
What are you talking about, fools?! Gardevoir is like delicious caek, soft and moist with a faint vanilla flavor-

it's almost like cannibalism.
...

Oh....

Wait a second...

I don't think we're talking about the same thing here...

Hrm.

BACK ON TOPIC, THOUGH,

People would do other things because of either a sense of duty (it has to be done) or because they're just not interested in Pokemon. Hard for us to imagine, yes, but in their world, fantastic animals with equally-fantastic elemental powers are mundane.

Think of Pokemon Masters as being the sports superstars or pop idols of our world. It brings fame and glamour, etc. but there's a high chance of failure and it isn't as important to society as, say, the physicians and businessmen.

Imagine if everyone in the '60s decided to get their guitars from a Professor Oak lookalike and become a rock star... Yeah.
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