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Old May 17th, 2009 (5:12 PM).
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    One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from the all nighter
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