The Rules of Anime

Started by Chaskis Sato November 5th, 2003 8:17 AM
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Chaskis Sato

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Posted April 27th, 2004
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For those that want a good laugh go look at the 23 or some Rules of Anime at http://bull.dumpshock.com/humor/25anime.html

Post what your favorite Rule of Anime is and why it relates to any anime.
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Cherrim

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rofl... it's true. XD I liked this one best though, I think.

#16 - Law of Inverse Accuracy: The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.

o_O The above is interesting, because it's often true. Besides, it's just funny to imagine in my head. XD

:D The last 2 were great too.


paired with professor plum.

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Anime Law #26 The law of third-person indivuality. Whenever a new character appears, they MUST say their own name, even if it requires "HINOSHIDO will rule the world!!"
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All these things are pretty funny sumtimes...i seriously think this person got this law list from anime cafe's list...Here's the full list...version 6.0 too XD

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition

Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

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Tnks Digispirit and Chaskis, those were great. XD
I'd have to say....
39. Law of Inverse Attraction

Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.

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First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...
...is my favourite rule.
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