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Old December 8th, 2009 (11:27 PM).
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okay one more
mary had a little lamb she fed it on cream crackers but everytime it dropped a crumb she kicked it in the knackers XD
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Old December 8th, 2009 (11:32 PM).
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1. i should go beddyby soon... correction, i should go beddyby two and a half hours ago... >.< tummy huuuuuuuuurts.........
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Old December 8th, 2009 (11:34 PM).
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At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the American Association for Forensic Science, AAFS President Don Harper Mills astounded his audience in San Diego with the legal complications of a strange death. Here is the story:

"On 23 March 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound of the head. The decedent had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide (he left a note indicating his dispondency). As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter not the decedent was aware that a safety net had been erected at the eighth floor level to protect some window washers and that Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide anyway because of this.

"Ordinarily," Dr Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended. That Opus was shot on the way to certain death nine stories below probably would not have changed his mode of death from suicide to homicide. But the fact that his suicidal intent would not have been successful caused the medical examiner to feel that he had homicide on his hands. "The room on the ninth floor whence the shotgun blast emanated was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing and he was threatening her with the shotgun. He was so upset that, when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed the wife and the pellets went through the window striking Opus.

"When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with this charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant that neither knew that the shotgun was loaded. The old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her - therefore, the killing of Opus appeared to be an accident. That is, the gun had been accidently loaded.

"The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun approximately six weeks prior to the fatal incident. It transpired that the old lady cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now, becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus."

There was an exquisite twist. "Further investigation revealed that the son, Ronald Opus, had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through a ninth story window.

"The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide."
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you missed what AllTime?
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Edit: oh that i already read that lol
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Old December 8th, 2009 (11:39 PM).
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0. Haha funny you should post that, we actually studied that case in Legal Studies this term xD
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Nudge you should be close to dogboy now
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bleh, me tummy hurts... im going beddyby... gnighty...
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Old December 8th, 2009 (11:44 PM).
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G'night silv

13 posts aint that many lol

i still need 50 to cATCH code
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Old December 8th, 2009 (11:49 PM).
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Night silv. But I'm tellin yah, next time, have a couple advil stashed in your room or something. In case of emergency. >.>
Eh, I don't even think about catching anyone. XD
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Old December 8th, 2009 (11:52 PM).
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Sure. I have nothing else to do. XD might as well hang with you guys around this thread.
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sure it would help me get T4 so yh
plus i won't be doing anything untill around 11 am
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Old December 8th, 2009 (11:58 PM).
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everyone else is out so i got the place to myself
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Old December 9th, 2009 (12:02 AM).
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It just turned midnight so everyone's sleeping at my place. XD sweet quiet.
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i just started downloading the first episode of fairy tail
my bro and sis are at school and daz stayed out last night
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LOL. Speaking of school, I woke up an hour late yesterday morning and gotta miss biology. XD yay.
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Who cares? It'll get your count up. XD
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