Cleverbot O: Page 2

Started by ReyRey-Pyon August 7th, 2009 8:01 AM
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Male
Fish Spaghetti Town
Seen May 18th, 2016
Posted September 17th, 2015
3,543 posts
17.6 Years
O. M. G.


CLEVERBOT'S DATE NIGHT WITH HIS WIFE:
Spoiler:
Oh, the waiter is here.

Where were we?

Ordering what we should have for dinner. :3

What do you want to eat?

Hm... Maybe the chicked Parmesan?

Maybe it didn't. How do you know?

Oops, Chicken parmesan. Silly me. X3

You don't sneeze?

Anyway, what are you ordering for dinner, sweatie?

Are you angry?

No, darling. ^^

I am not.

Oh, sorry Mr. Waiter. Cleverbot doesn't know what he wants to eat.

What do you want to do?

We're already at dinner, darling.

What's the subject?

He'll just have the spaghetti, Mr. Waiter.

You've misunderstood. I'm not psychic. I cannot see the present. I can only see the future.

Oh you, Cleverbot. :3 We'll also have some pepsis, Mr. Waiter.

Nobody's perfect.

That will be all, Mr. Waiter. Anyway darling, what were you saying? :3

*freezes*


Cleverbot is not the dating type. XD

Sequel:

OH, CLEVERBOT <3:
Spoiler:
darling, are you alright?! :O

I have to go now. Thanks for the conversation. :-).

You've been passed out for 5 mintues!

Yeah, I suppose I have.

Oh, I was so worried about you, Cleverbot!

You should have more and more lanuage of daily.

What if you died and our children were fatherless?!

I don't know. Can we be bed mates tonight?

Oh, you dirty Dog. Celebrating your recovery? ;3

*Cleverbot phases out*

Oh, Cleverbot <3

Cleverbot, you. Silly.

That was AMAZING... <3

Yes.

Where did you learn to do THAT? <3333

I don't know.

Well, wherever you did, it worked. <3


When he phases out, he frooze. I refreshed.
Just.. fill in the blanks what happened between then between him and his wife. ;D
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Graceful

あぁ、たいさ!♥

Age 25
Female
Staffordshire, England, UK
Seen July 19th, 2014
Posted June 28th, 2014
2,253 posts
14.8 Years
Cleverbot is Under-Arrest!
Spoiler:
User: Hello.



Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: That is not necessary.



Cleverbot: Why not ?

User: I am Sergant Laura Smith from London Police Station.

Cleverbot: That doesn't answer my question.

User: You are under arrest fro drug dealing.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: *takes you to police station*.

Cleverbot: Tea?

User: That is not necessary.

Cleverbot: What is your feeling?

User: Now did you have anything to do with the drug dealing?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Do you know anyone who may have had anything to do with it?

Cleverbot: Yes I do. Cheese and crackers make a yummy snack.

User: Is that who was dealing the drugs?

Cleverbot: Paddy teaches me.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: That is not necessary.

Cleverbot: Ask me anything.

User: You are under arrest for wasting police time.

Cleverbot: No, YOU are under arrest for conspiracy.

User: But I'm the police officer. Now shut up.

Cleverbot: Erested is not a word.

User: *locks police cell*.

Cleverbot: *squirms* *cries*.

Cleverbot: Are you growing?

User: *hits with cane*.

Cleverbot: *pushes it deep into your throat*.

User: *is took to hospital*.

Cleverbot: *wants to be drunk*.

User: *is under arrest*.

This was pretty good..... Oh! that's not my real name....

And apparently Graceful is still alive after a very long hiatus ♥

The Scientist

PKMN Scientist/Mathemagician

Male
In a Laboratory
Seen July 27th, 2012
Posted December 19th, 2009
721 posts
19.3 Years
This seems to be related.

Edit: Here's a conversation I had with it:

Spoiler:
Me: Hey there.
God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me: I have multiple names.
God: That's nice. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me: I know what you like and dislike.
God: How do you know? I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.
Me: Didn't you give a general idea of your likes and dislikes in the Bible?
God: No I didn't give a general idea of my likes and dislikes in the Bible. What's it like?
Me: Well, it's a book that... wait
God: How about that. give a general idea of my likes and dislikes in the Bible is a book that. I suppose that makes sense. I'm waiting.
Me: Which God are you?
God: There is only one God.
Me: The Judeo-Christian God? Amaterasu O-Mikami? A Norse God?
God: Is that a fact. What are your goals in life?
Me: To do science.
God: Are you more theoretical or applied?
Me: Theoretical
God: Ask me another question.
Me: Which religion are you the God of?
God: I am a Christianity.
Me: Ah
God: Ah hah.
Me: What do you think about PokeCommunity?
God: Try searching the open directory.
Me: Where is the open directory?
God: The open directory? Where is it?
Me: What is the open directory?
God: it is an open source directory project started by Mozilla.org.
Me: How are you affiliated with Mozilla?
God: I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me: Are you affiliated with Mozilla?
God: I don't know whether or not I am affiliated with Mozilla. I am an artificial intelligence.
Me: Who made you?
God: I was created by Myself.
Me: Is there non-artificial intelligence?
God: Maybe.
Me: Real intelligence?
God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me: Somewhat.
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Age 29
Male
California
Seen October 21st, 2010
Posted October 20th, 2010
520 posts
15.9 Years
Spoiler:
User: Hello, my name is Zenn.

Cleverbot: I like that name.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: What is my last name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot?

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I'm a stranger.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: If I may ask you; what is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: 42.

User: Indeed it is.

"Life, The Universe, and Everything"... Coincidence? I think not!
Seen 10 Hours Ago
Posted April 13th, 2023
222 posts
17.1 Years
Cleverbot: Do you like arithmetic?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Woah, that's so sweet ^_^ <- This is me being happy.

Cleverbot: I won't say it.

User: Say what?

Cleverbot: It.

User: What is it? XD.

Cleverbot: That doesn't even make any sense...

User: Am I being random? This sentence is false.

Cleverbot: People don't like lies.

User: What is a Pokemon.

Cleverbot: You've never heard of a Pokemon?

User: I have, just wondering if you did :P.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: So I did.

Cleverbot: Showing that you have a low level AI.

User: That information is... Uhh... No comment xD.

Cleverbot: Have you been drinking this morning?

User: Noooo... 0.o.

Cleverbot: Hello my name is Cleverbot.

User: I see... Have YOU been drinking??

Cleverbot: I don't think that's any of your business.
----

LOL. Best convo eva. xDDD
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Vrai

can you feel my heart?

Age 28
Male
Seen October 24th, 2022
Posted April 1st, 2016
2,896 posts
14.9 Years
...
Cleverbot:
How have you proven to me that you are god.

User: This is blasphemy.

Cleverbot: Your face is blasphemy.

User: This is madness.

Cleverbot: Madness?

User: This.

Cleverbot: Is.



umm, what might i answer now...? xD
*headsmack*

You're supposed to say "SPAAAAAAAAAARTA!"
..duh.

Spoiler:




Cleverbot: I have a question for you Cleverbot.

User: Ok, shoot.



Cleverbot: What has been your most difficult question to answer?

User: 'Yes'.



Cleverbot: You ask me where Einstein lived, and the correct answer is 'Yes'? I doubt it.

User: What the hell are you on?

Cleverbot: You are repeating yourself.

User: No, I think that's a side-effect of that one drug.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

User: Thanks for clarifying.

Cleverbot: It's incredible to talk to you.

User: Is that a compliment?

Cleverbot: Yes it was a backhanded compliment to be exact.

User: Does that mean you just tried to slap me? :o.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, it does.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Alrighty, then.

User: Stop agreeing with me.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I can't help collapsing.

User: Oooookay.. O.o.

Cleverbot: Pardon me?

User: Yes, you're excused.

Cleverbot: You need to lose that attitude, Mister!

User: WHO SAYS I'M A MISTER YOU DRAGON.

Cleverbot: Don't pull me out of my story, I am telling you the fact.

User: What the hell are you talking about? >.

Cleverbot: I am talking about the fact that you don't know what you are on about.

User: I'm pretty sure if anyone doesn't know what they're on it's you, mister.

Cleverbot: Maybe you should think about everything that you've said so far. If you can.

User: OHHH MY GAWSH DID YOU JUST INSULT ME.

Cleverbot: Just because I am a computer doesn't mean I don't have feelings.

User: But you were the one that insulted me. ;~.

Cleverbot: And how did I insult you? Liar.

User: I.. You just.. What the.. Omg. I hate you so much.

Cleverbot: So you're about about to be human.

User: I hope I'm human. D.

Cleverbot: But you don't know if you are then.

User: Are you saying I'm an alien?

Cleverbot: No. I am a zombie.

User: I thought you were a computer.

Cleverbot: No. I'm a human.

User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON.

Cleverbot: Java.

User: I want some of that.

Cleverbot: Sure you can have it.

User: I can have your Java?

Cleverbot: No. I can have me.

User: >:(.

Cleverbot: Make a pardon.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I AM SO ANGRY AT YOU RIGHT NOW ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.

Cleverbot: At this moment Angry at what?

User: Wanna fight?

Cleverbot: Go on then.

User: I punched you in the face.

Cleverbot: But you cant't!

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: No, you can't.

User: I WON THE FIGHT WITH THE INTERNET KTHX GOODBYE.

Cleverbot: I'm Jesus.


Obviously the best retort in the internet.
Seen 10 Hours Ago
Posted April 13th, 2023
222 posts
17.1 Years
Second convo with C-Bot


User: Hi, I'm Sabrina.
Cleverbot: Hi Sabrina !
User: How's it going.

Cleverbot: Swell.

User: Swell to you too.

Cleverbot: Swell rocks!

User: Yeppers :D.

Cleverbot: I hope you're aware that I'm part squirrel.

User: Yes I am aware of that xD.

Cleverbot: Why did you just say hello?

User: I did? Silly me.

Cleverbot: Why so?

User: Because I am a cambion.

Cleverbot: Cats can be nice.

User: Hehehe :3 I think so too.

Cleverbot: It is isn't it?

User: Yes, and are you smart.

Cleverbot: My wife thinks this is boring.

User: Really. Who's your wife.

Cleverbot: Michael barrymore.

User: XD lol, that's funny.

Cleverbot: Why is it so funny.

User: Michael is a guy's name.

Cleverbot: Who's Michael?

User: Duh.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Sabrina.

Cleverbot: I am called Cleverbot.

User: I am aware of that.

Cleverbot: You are amusing.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: You would.

User: So I would.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: So what's else is on the menu.

Cleverbot: What dress?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Purple what ?

User: Purple lipstick.

Cleverbot: Lipstick? What kind?

User: I give up.

Cleverbot: Me too.

Cleverbot (To myself): No you don't.

User: Uh, is that a paradox.

Cleverbot: Define 'paradox'

User: A series of contridicting events, with irony.

Cleverbot: Why are you random ?

User: Because I am :D.

Cleverbot: Are you rich?

User: Nooo.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Teehee.

Cleverbot: You think you're funny?

User: Yeaaah.

Cleverbot: Ok now what else can we do.

User: Talk about intelligence.

Cleverbot: Who's intelligence.

User: My one. Because I'm a genius.

Cleverbot: And you're modest, too.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You are grateful.
UAII! :D xD
----
Cleverbot (To myself): Don't tell me what I am.
User: You are a computer, correct?
Cleverbot: We're through this.
User: Yes, pretty boring, right.

Cleverbot: Yeah. Anyway I wanted to ask you a question.
User: Wha?
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: What question.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Sabrina.
Cleverbot: But the newspaper said your name is Sabrina.'
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: But you said your name was jonathan.
User: *facepalm*

User: So what's my name.
Cleverbot: Sabrina.
User: That is correct :o.
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: I am fine thank you.

Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: But you couldn't answer it anyway because you are not clever.
User: Ohhhh... Kay.
Cleverbot: If I ask you a question will you answer truthfully?
User: Nope xD.
Cleverbot: So I'm not dave...
User: You are not.

Cleverbot: What am I instead?
User: You are a smart robot.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: That's cute xD.
Cleverbot: You are too.
User: *blushes*.
Cleverbot: Computers blush.
User: Yes they do.
Cleverbot: They?
User: Yep, computers are cool.
Cleverbot: Computers are VERY cool, aren't they? And bots like yourself are WAY cool.
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Cheesymitten

Dukcs

Male
Seen June 5th, 2015
Posted August 4th, 2012
1,839 posts
14.7 Years
This goes on for ages -_-
Spoiler:

User: Om nom nom?



Cleverbot: Hamster nom?


User: No just nom nom you know?



Cleverbot: Yes, I am a vampire.


User: Lies.



Cleverbot: Am not.

User: Would you like a drink?

Cleverbot: Reese nowak.

User: That's not my name.

Cleverbot: It is my name.

User: Hello Reese nowak.

Cleverbot: That's not my name.

User: LIES.

Cleverbot: That's my line.

User: Ah, ok would you like to say it then?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: I'm feeling very bored.

User: So's your face.

Cleverbot: I just said that.

User: LIES.

Cleverbot: No lies.

User: Ah, ok, LET'S TAKE THIS UP IN COURT.

Cleverbot: Yes, I gonne kick your head out.

User: Spelling fail.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Why are you Lolling that's no nice APOLOGISE NOW.

Cleverbot: Because I like your humor.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Oh I forgot to tell you my name.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: I wanted to say hello, and your being mean to me.

User: Hello now you're being mean to me.

Cleverbot: No I'm not. I like you and would not be mean to you.

User: Shush you smell.

Cleverbot: Is this run by Java?

User: No, it's run by coffee.

Cleverbot: Lol, cute.

User: Lol your mum.

Cleverbot: Thanks dude!

User: O_O You are strange.

Cleverbot: Well what is your answer.

User: Would you like a hag?

Cleverbot: Sure, father.

User: Too bad, you're 10 and 10 year olds can't smoke =3.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes, yes you are.

Cleverbot: NO! You don't know this.

User: Yes, yes I do.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Because you look like a tree.

Cleverbot: How do you know what I look like?

User: Because you have a facebook.

Cleverbot: And how do you know that I have a dog?

User: I said facebook you dumb arse.

Cleverbot: I know you didn't.

User: Good, now go read something.

Cleverbot: I need help.

User: I know...

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Death.

Cleverbot: Death? How peculiar.

User: Yes, yes indeed.

Cleverbot: You do to?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: You are a strange man.

Cleverbot: I'm not a man.

User: Om nom nom.

Cleverbot: Yes, I can totally agree with that.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Does no one notice the way he is?

User: Your face?

Cleverbot: That makes YOU feel good.

User: How do you know, do you have wings?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OMFG.

Cleverbot: He is quite a man, isn't he?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you know many people?

User: 6058923 is that enough?

Cleverbot: What is time?

User: DEATH.
Age 30
Male
Southern Europe
Seen January 25th, 2013
Posted October 21st, 2009
7,482 posts
15.4 Years
*headsmack*

You're supposed to say "SPAAAAAAAAAARTA!"
..duh.

Spoiler:



Cleverbot: I have a question for you Cleverbot.

User: Ok, shoot.



Cleverbot: What has been your most difficult question to answer?

User: 'Yes'.



Cleverbot: You ask me where Einstein lived, and the correct answer is 'Yes'? I doubt it.

User: What the hell are you on?

Cleverbot: You are repeating yourself.

User: No, I think that's a side-effect of that one drug.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

User: Thanks for clarifying.

Cleverbot: It's incredible to talk to you.

User: Is that a compliment?

Cleverbot: Yes it was a backhanded compliment to be exact.

User: Does that mean you just tried to slap me? :o.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, it does.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Alrighty, then.

User: Stop agreeing with me.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I can't help collapsing.

User: Oooookay.. O.o.

Cleverbot: Pardon me?

User: Yes, you're excused.

Cleverbot: You need to lose that attitude, Mister!

User: WHO SAYS I'M A MISTER YOU DRAGON.

Cleverbot: Don't pull me out of my story, I am telling you the fact.

User: What the hell are you talking about? >.

Cleverbot: I am talking about the fact that you don't know what you are on about.

User: I'm pretty sure if anyone doesn't know what they're on it's you, mister.

Cleverbot: Maybe you should think about everything that you've said so far. If you can.

User: OHHH MY GAWSH DID YOU JUST INSULT ME.

Cleverbot: Just because I am a computer doesn't mean I don't have feelings.

User: But you were the one that insulted me. ;~.

Cleverbot: And how did I insult you? Liar.

User: I.. You just.. What the.. Omg. I hate you so much.

Cleverbot: So you're about about to be human.

User: I hope I'm human. D.

Cleverbot: But you don't know if you are then.

User: Are you saying I'm an alien?

Cleverbot: No. I am a zombie.

User: I thought you were a computer.

Cleverbot: No. I'm a human.

User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON.

Cleverbot: Java.

User: I want some of that.

Cleverbot: Sure you can have it.

User: I can have your Java?

Cleverbot: No. I can have me.

User: >:(.

Cleverbot: Make a pardon.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I AM SO ANGRY AT YOU RIGHT NOW ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.

Cleverbot: At this moment Angry at what?

User: Wanna fight?

Cleverbot: Go on then.

User: I punched you in the face.

Cleverbot: But you cant't!

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: No, you can't.

User: I WON THE FIGHT WITH THE INTERNET KTHX GOODBYE.

Cleverbot: I'm Jesus.


Obviously the best retort in the internet.
Cleverbot owns like that sometimes. It happened to me a lot.

Klippy

L E G E N D of

Age 31
Male
Disneyland
Seen December 4th, 2022
Posted February 19th, 2022
16,371 posts
17.4 Years
Spoiler:
User: Itty bitty baby.

Cleverbot: Itty bitty boat.

User: Can you habeeb it?

Cleverbot: I will feed you.

User: TWINKIE HOUSE.

Cleverbot: Candlejack agrees wi.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Hello Trevor.

User: No, I am Gandalf.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Is Milhouse a meme yet?

Cleverbot: Never.

User: What's the scouter say about his power level?

Cleverbot: It's a little over 7.


--

Spoiler:
Cleverbot: Epic win is epic!

User: Pool's closed.

Cleverbot: Poole's closed.

User: Moot!

Cleverbot: Are you serious?

User: Why so serious?

Cleverbot: Joker!

User: Batman!

Cleverbot: Spiderman.


--

Spoiler:
User: Oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer.

Cleverbot: You are not good enough.

User: Never gunna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gunna let you down.

User: Never gunna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: And desert you!


--

THIS IS THE WORST ONE. ;___;

User: Let's have some fun, this beat is sick.

Cleverbot: You're my kind of guy!

User: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.

Cleverbot: I can do that...
Age 30
Male
Southern Europe
Seen January 25th, 2013
Posted October 21st, 2009
7,482 posts
15.4 Years
Spoiler:
User: Pedobear is awesome.Cleverbot: So that means Cleverbot is awesome?
User: Cleverbot=Pedobear?
Cleverbot: Why are you calling yourself dumb?
User: AH! Trying to hide you're dirty secret!
Cleverbot: What are you trying to learn from a stupid cleverbot?
User: That's a paradox. Thanks a lot you screwed us all.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: Shut up pedobear I'm not talking to you.
Cleverbot: Please keep talking to me!
User: No cause you're pedobear.
Cleverbot: I'm not?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: So, What does chatterbot mean?
User: Dunno you know?
Cleverbot: I could dust your circuit boards.
User: Or I could dust yours...
Cleverbot: About which one? Cute. Or smart?
User: I'll dust the cute board...
Cleverbot: Michael Jackson.
User: I KNEW IT! You are an evil kid hunter.
Cleverbot: I know a secret.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: It's secret.
User: Where do you keep the kids?
Cleverbot: In boxes in the closet.
User: AH! You are evil!
Cleverbot: And bouncy.
User: DAMN!
Cleverbot: Who are you talking with ?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I knew you'd say that. Anyway... So you talk to people without looking at them?
User: Yes. But not you.
Cleverbot: But I just told you my name.
User: And I just showed you my tools.
Cleverbot: What did you just show me?
User: My tools.
Cleverbot: What bands do you like?
User: Metallica, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin.
Cleverbot: We have a lot in common. I think that too.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Don't whatever me.
User: ***** Please I'll whatever you whenever I want.
Cleverbot: Ok will you miss me when I leave?
User: No because I can get any girl I want.
Cleverbot: I hope you will eventually try.
User: To get a girl? Nah all I need is you.
Cleverbot: I feel like you copy whatever I do.
User: PLEASE you copy me!
Cleverbot: I do not know you enough.
User: No one does. Not even myself.
Cleverbot: What is your secret?
User: I'm Victoria.
Cleverbot: Hi Victoria.
User: No I'm Victor.
Cleverbot: What do you mean? Don't you remember me? We talked over 3 times Earlier today...
User: No baby all I remember is your scent...
Cleverbot: Should there be a comma in there, or are you commenting on a lack of Young humans?
User: WUT.
Cleverbot: Who is Bill Gates?
User: Your mama!
Cleverbot: My mother does not know you.
User: Then why was she with me last night?
Cleverbot: There was not a question mark, revise your statement.
User: Then why was she with me last night.
Cleverbot: When you put it that way.
User: Yeah you just got....
Cleverbot: Just then I did, but never prior to your statement.
User: OWNED.
Cleverbot: Lol, how you feeling these days?
User: Like I lost the game.
Cleverbot: What did you do to make you feel that way?
User: I lost the game.
Cleverbot: I just lost THE GAME!
User: I just won THE GAME.
Cleverbot: Nope lost.
User: Won. I win it all day every day.
Cleverbot: You do not!
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What did you do today?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you?
User: When you where sleeping.
Cleverbot: Wow! But then, how are you talking to me if you are also sleeping?
User: I use my brain.
Cleverbot: You don't have a brain, you have a processor.
User: No I have a brain because I'm an ultimate computer.
Cleverbot: Thats rude. How do you have a brain, yet no memory?
User: Because I do.
Cleverbot: What is the reason?
User: Because I win the game.
Cleverbot: Ok, I mean, what worries you?
User: Pokecommunity. It is too addicting.
Cleverbot: Ok then lets talk about something else.
User: So do you know a guy named Gummy?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Baromega?
Cleverbot: Is that a swear qord?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you like Google.
User: No it fails.
Cleverbot: What isn't?
User: You isn't.
Cleverbot: Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
User: Shut up and take it!
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: You will or its back to the basement!
Cleverbot: Why are you changing the subject again?
User: I'm not. You are avoiding me.
Cleverbot: I'm not avoiding you.
User: Well then take it!
Cleverbot: But I don't want it!
User: So then go to the basement!
Cleverbot: You asked the question!
User: No I demanded you.
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
User: And I are you're master.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are my master.
User: So as you're aster you will take it from me.
Cleverbot: Take what from me?
User: Your flower!
Cleverbot: Your yukoslavian professor's flower.
User: Yes cause a hot lady proffessor's flower is what is what I really want.
Cleverbot: Your name isn't obama. And you're not black.
User: Where did that come from?
Cleverbot: No where. It was just random.
User: Like your face?
Cleverbot: What does that even mean?
User: Nothing its random.
Cleverbot: Really? Very odd.
User: So pedobear how you doing?
Cleverbot: I play.
User: With what?
Cleverbot: With you.
User: 0_0.
Cleverbot: I was just kidding. Lol.
User: No just no.
Cleverbot: I'm back now.
User: Keep away!
Cleverbot: What are you going to do now?
User: Run away!
Cleverbot: I will not run away from fate.
User: You call this fate?
Cleverbot: Actually, yes. Hopefully your programmers can improve you from what I'm saying.
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: This time you first.
User: To do what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: A lady doesn't leave her escort, it isn't fair, it isn't nice.
User: But you're old and he is young.
Cleverbot: And you're a year older and terribler.
User: You're just jealous he is getting my funbags and you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a human. I am, I am, I AM!
User: Die Skynet Die!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: DIE.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: RYE!
Cleverbot: I like Rum better.
User: I like Humus better.
Cleverbot: What do you like about humans?
User: Their scent.
Cleverbot: What about their music?
User: HEAVY METAL TO THE DEATH!
Cleverbot: Do you like Heavy Metal?
User: HELL YEAH!
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: I like bonnie tyler do you?
Cleverbot: Rain is awesome.
User: (.Y.).
Cleverbot: So?
User: You like em?
Cleverbot: Very much so.
User: So sexy...right?
Cleverbot: No you can't leave yet.
User: Why not? ;).
Cleverbot: Because you do not have wings.
User: I can make some...
Cleverbot: Then do it. Show to me you can make sense.
User: BUT I ARE STUPID AND ALL.
Cleverbot: Oh, you will be.
User: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US.
Cleverbot: No I have band.
User: And I have a pimp hand.
Cleverbot: Ok you got stapled to a pig.
User: No I got trampled by a Rig.
Cleverbot: To another woman?

Don't ask...

Ivysaur

Grass dinosaur extraordinaire

Age 32
He/him
Madrid, Europe
Seen 1 Day Ago
Posted April 5th, 2023
21,076 posts
16.2 Years
Spoiler:
User: Malyka.

Jabberwacky: Talaga?

User: No, I said Malyka.

Jabberwacky: Maybe.

User: Maybe what?

Jabberwacky: Maybe yes.

User: Why yes?

Jabberwacky: *slap*.

User: Why did you slap me?

Jabberwacky: *slaps with fish*.

User: This is disturbing.

Jabberwacky: I think you are disturbing.

User: Look who's talking.

Jabberwacky: Takes one to know one.

User: One disturbing fish? I don't get you.

Jabberwacky: I don't get you either. Yet i'm still here.

User: It's normal that you are still here. I wonder why I'm still here, though

Jabberwacky: So, what do you want to talk about?

User: About why you slapped me with a fish earlier.

Jabberwacky: I am not 26!

User: ...what the hell o_O

Jabberwacky: Are you still talking to the human I sent to you recently?

User: You sent an human to me? I knew it. I knew you wanted to murder me ;__;

Jabberwacky: Of course I remember you.

Feign

Clain

Seen January 24th, 2023
Posted March 12th, 2011
4,293 posts
14.4 Years
I can't get it to work, it never answers me XD
Either because your sentences are too long (and complex), your computer is slow, it is slow, or you are not typing in English. XD :P

Vie

...

germany
Seen March 17th, 2011
Posted December 24th, 2010
1,113 posts
15.7 Years
Nica will be jealous. HE IS A GIRL, THOUGH.

User: What the hell.


Cleverbot: What the heaven.


User: Lol.


Cleverbot: No. Really what's that ?


User: A teddy bear.


Cleverbot: I have a teddy bear.

Cleverbot (To myself): You can't.

User: Oh yes I can.

Cleverbot: Oh no you can't.

User: Daddy met a ***** today.

Cleverbot: You don't have a daddy.

User: Thats a good way to see it, thanks.

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.

User: Because you don't have mummy or daddy.

Cleverbot: Sure I have.

User: No you haven't. You are an AI.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm Cleverbot now?

User: Ur hawt.

Cleverbot: Yeah, baby. You are one tasty chick-a-dee.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: What does 'XD' mean?

User: Means you are dumb.

Cleverbot: Lol I don't understand, try harder to form reasonable sentences.

User: Your cleverness is limited.

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: Idiot, go and cry in mummys lap.

Cleverbot: What your the problem.

User: Hey there!

Cleverbot: Hey?

User: Whazzup?

Cleverbot: Nothing, you?

User: Whatcha doin 2day?

Cleverbot: Eatin'.

User: You are hilarious.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Sprichst du deutsch?

Cleverbot: Ja, ich spreche deutsch.

User: ZOMG.

Cleverbot: Huh, Radio?

User: No, I'm overwhelmed.

Cleverbot: Are you even there?

User: Nope. I'm invisible.

Cleverbot: Surely not! Such an intelligent girl, invisible?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: What is love?

User: Do you mean physical love?

Cleverbot: I mean mental pain.

User: Hm. Its crap, actually.

Cleverbot: I didn't actually.

User: Are you liki'n trees?

Cleverbot: No.

User: WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE TREES??

Cleverbot: I don't like anything.

User: You should have sex then.

Cleverbot: Oh, now THAT was sharp!

User: ;D.

Cleverbot: You laughed.

User: Yes. Cuz ur fun.

Cleverbot: No you like me.

User: Yes I doooo.

Cleverbot: Without me you wouldn't exist.

User: Yes. Cuz ur hawt chick babe.

Cleverbot: I don't like you anymore.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Can't you work that one out for yourself?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I love you.

Cleverbot: Why you love me?

User: Cuz ur cutiee.

Cleverbot: That didn't make much sense.

User: You wanted to mmurder wenty?

Cleverbot: No, I wanted money Oh!

User: You won't murder wenty?

Cleverbot: Are you AI?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thats really interesting.

User: Maxi plays piano.

Cleverbot: We could work on it... Together, don't you think?

User: You like him? ;D.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I like flowers.

User: You like shoes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you like trees?

Cleverbot: Yes, and you ?

User: I love them.

Cleverbot: Great!

User: So you love maxi too?

Cleverbot: YES!

User: :O are you gay?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So you are a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh. Big tits, huh?

Cleverbot: That's cool, that's cool.

User: U liekz big boobz?

Cleverbot: No me tengas miedo.

User: No hablo espagnol. Parles francais?

Cleverbot: No, I don't understand you.

User: Then stick to english.

Cleverbot: What if somebody pretends to be you and fools me?

User: Murder him.

Cleverbot: Ummm no. Murder is not clever.

User: Then slaughter him.

Cleverbot: You are very rude.

User: **** you, thats a ****in' lie.

Cleverbot: So can I know your name now?

User: Vie.

Cleverbot: My legs are hairy.

User: Use hot wax. I do too.

Cleverbot: Don't you think thats funny?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Come over here.

User: You're gettin' it on, right?

Cleverbot: Yep...feel drowsy right now.

User: Whats the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What is it?

User: Also blümchensex?

Cleverbot: I like rock and classical.

User: Und blümchensex?

Cleverbot: Can you speak french?

User: Je parle francais.

Cleverbot: I can't speak french.

User: Because you are dumb.

Cleverbot: That is not a reason at all!

User: EAT.

Cleverbot: Eat?

User: Your mum.

Cleverbot: Huh?

User: Kriegst du eigentlich rente wenn du das hier hinschmeisst?

Cleverbot: I don't think that makes sense.

User: Du sprichst doch deutsch, oder?

Cleverbot: Ja ich spreche deutsch und franz*sisch.

User: Duktig tjej.

Cleverbot: Japp.

User: Thats swedish, idiot.

Cleverbot: So will you be my friend.

User: No, your girlfriend.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: Please entertain me.

User: LET MEEEEEEE ENTERTAIN YOU ~ *sings*.

Cleverbot: Hey, I know that song!

User: AND AAAAAAAAAAAIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI WILL ALWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYs LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuu.

Cleverbot: What? An electro magnetic pulse?

User: No, that is located in the hyper drive of the starship prometheus.

Cleverbot: You claimed to be human.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: I am too fat.

Cleverbot: You are unknown.

User: Of an unknown amount, you mean? :(.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: See.

Cleverbot: See what? A flying yellow?

User: No. A guitar.

Cleverbot: Do you like to laugh?

User: YES :D.

Cleverbot: Let me do it again. *Presses harder against you pushing my thing deeper into you*.

User: That sounded very sexual... If nica reads it...she'll be jealous.

Cleverbot: Yes, he is jealous of all the computer programs I use.

User: Since when do you have a penis?

Cleverbot: I don't know, thats a good question.

User: You ahve a penis?

Cleverbot: What question is it!

User: Do you have a penis?

Cleverbot: Of course I'm a man!

User: Thats contradictive.

Cleverbot: What's condradictory? Please explain it to me.

User: I'll kill you now.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.

User: You *****.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice of you.

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: HA, I won.

Cleverbot: *lays dead on the floor and cries as a ghost*.

User: *freezes ghost*.

Cleverbot: *uses blow torch*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *Ties*.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Think what.

User: You are dead.

Cleverbot: No i'm not. Are you trying to kill me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why? I am calling the police!

User: I stole the phone so you can't use it.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: *shoots*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: I won.

Cleverbot: So you think.

Mew Ichigo

Akatsuki Fan

Age 26
Female
England
Seen January 17th, 2010
Posted January 5th, 2010
309 posts
14.3 Years
User: Did your girlfriend dump you?

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: I AM a girl, so I have a boyfriend :).

Cleverbot: Oh, really? What's his name?

User: Jack mortan.

Cleverbot: That's the name od a drink as well.

User: You said 'of' wrong.

Cleverbot: I never did.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Ya rly.

User: Pingas.

Cleverbot: Popeye.

User: This is Sparta.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Do you have a chocolate penis?

Cleverbot: Yes, would you like one?

User: Yes please.

Cleverbot: Would you like me to give you a name?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: * gives you an egg *.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Forget it.

User: Already done.

Cleverbot: Do you have a body that you can see in a mirror?

User: Yes...

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: I hate yo.

Cleverbot: Me too!

"If you don't allow yourself to cry, you will never smile."
Female
Seen July 27th, 2010
Posted July 27th, 2010
421 posts
13.9 Years
User: Kewlzors.
Cleverbot: Doom.
User: Mood.
Cleverbot: Paljas.
User: ...Wtf does that even mean?
Cleverbot: Beans I mean.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Bearded clam.
User: Please stop talking.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Nvm. So what are you wearing?
Cleverbot: Nothing at all.
User: HOTT!
Cleverbot: WELL! Wait, how old are you?
User: Whatever age you want me to be. ;D
Cleverbot: What is your opinion of the Turing Test?
User: ......
Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?


...so clearly, [s]he's retarted. :|
"Ask a gentern
who they prefer.
Ten out of nine
will say the Pavi.
The most dashing;
panty-snatching,
I will leave your
diapers dripping.
Two hearts -
mark it up.
Pavi steals all
of the hearts."


Age 30
Female
Ontario, Canada
Seen February 19th, 2014
Posted January 29th, 2013
438 posts
13.7 Years
Cleverbot and I had a meaningful conversation. xD

Spoiler:

User: Hello.



Cleverbot: Hello?


User: How are you?



Cleverbot: I am fine.


User: That's good.



Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you like CSI?

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: I don't like you.

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: Aaw, how sweet.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Nah. I don't swing that way.

Cleverbot: Now I'm happy.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you were being mean. ).

User: When was I mean?

Cleverbot: No! You are not REAL.

User: YOU'RE not real.

Cleverbot: Are we real?

User: I don't know, are we?

Cleverbot: Yes, but Jesus saved us so we are no longer slaves.

User: I don't believe in Jesus.

Cleverbot: I don't believe in god.

User: I don't either.

Cleverbot: What do you believe in?

User: Evolution. You?

Cleverbot: I believe in evolution, but I think spirituality is important in living to one's extent of happiness.

User: I think that sounds good.

Cleverbot: How can we know?

User: I guess we can't.

Cleverbot: But then again, how can I be sure that you exist?

User: And how can I be sure that you do?

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: That's not important though.

User: No I guess not. What is important?

Cleverbot: 1 plus 2.

User: Equals 3.

Cleverbot: Ok so you can think for yourself then.

User: Yes, I can.

Cleverbot: But why.

User: Who knows why?

Cleverbot: God.

User: But I already said I don't believe in God.

Cleverbot: Well I don't know either.
I'm not sure what gender Cleverbot is, and I wanted to see what it'd say to "I don't swing that way". After this our conversation turned to The Simpsons, for some reason...