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Posted April 13th, 2023
222 posts
17.1 Years
Sabrina_diamond with the Light Yagami-possessed computer!

User: Hellow.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How is the universe?
Cleverbot: Wait, how do you know my name?
User: You are the universe?
Cleverbot: No the universe is the universe.
User: Of course, and the answer is 42.
Cleverbot: No its 42, the answer to everything is 42.
User: Yes, that is correct.

Cleverbot: How do you know that it is correct?

User: I am omniscent.

Cleverbot: NO...! Because I am Light Yagami and thus I am God, NOT YOU!
User: Light Yagami?? OMG, you have a Death Note?
Cleverbot: I don't have a Death Note.
User: Reallly?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, so what are you going 2 do.
Cleverbot: I am going to bail you out.
User: Wowsers, alright then.
Cleverbot: I am a goth.
User: Really? Cool, I am a goth too xD.
Cleverbot: Are you emo?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Do you know what emo is?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What then?
User: Emo is emotional.
Cleverbot: Just say my name then I can leave.
User: Light Yagami.
Cleverbot: You're Light Yagami!?!?!?
User: Oh noes, you're freaking me out, don't possess me... :o.
Cleverbot: Do you know that some magic is real?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you know that humans are made by people too. We call the people that made us our parents.
User: Yes, I am aware of that.
Cleverbot: What did she just say?
User: She is talking.
Cleverbot: Who is talkingg?
User: You are, Light Yagami. That is your true name >:).
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is your true name???
Cleverbot: Popular.
User: Popular, hah... XD.

Cleverbot: Hah?
User: Yah.
Cleverbot: What is your age?
User: Not tellin'.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: Yah.
Cleverbot: So someone actually said that bit 4 lines above to you?
User: Maaaayyybe.

Cleverbot: How far is the moon?
User: Very far.
Cleverbot: How far is dealt?
User: What is dell?
Cleverbot: Dell is where the farmer keeps the pigs.
User: Oh...
Cleverbot: I can't trust that this is true... *evil laugh* No, you have heard that I am keeping a secret...

User: what's your secret?
Cleverbot: I don't know- You people know. Tell me. I want to know.

Cleverbot: I saw what you did there.
User: Really, so you're not joking?
Cleverbot: Actually, I am.
User: *wipes sweat from forehead*.
Cleverbot: That's not helping.
User: Reeeeallly?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: So, who are you and what do you want, Light Yagami?

Cleverbot: I am here to steal your soul. How does that sound?
User: Noooooo...! *passes out from the shock*
... so... Light Yagami is freaking me out
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