I'm forming a new country. Want in?

Started by Jolene August 20th, 2009 9:33 AM
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Jolene

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The country I live in is kind of boring, so I’m gonna go a new one that’s more fun and stuff. I haven’t thought of a name for it yet, but I know that it’s going to be on an island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, and the island is going to be shaped like a giant smiley face. You can move to my country if you want to, and I think you should because that would be nice. This is how the new country will work:

Economy:
Spoiler:
The currency will be measured in notes called kitts. All kitts will have pictures of cats doing funny stuff printed on them. This will make people want to work harder to earn money and see more funny cats, and so the economy will do good.


Tackling Global Warming:
Spoiler:
To combat global warming, all buildings in my country will be fitted with giant air conditioners on the outside to make sure that everywhere is nice and cool.


Stopping Crime:
Spoiler:
In order to tackle crime more effectively, all police officers will all be trained as ninjas.


National Defence:
Spoiler:
In times of war, the smiley faced country will become an angry face to scare off our enemies. If they don't leave, the face will start crying and they'll feel really bad and go away.


Education:
Spoiler:
All teachers must come to school dressed as fluffy pink rabbits, and they need to inhale lots of helium at the start of each lesson, because that would make them less intimidating and also fun to listen to.


Culture:
Spoiler:
Folklore and myths play a big part in most cultures, but this country won’t have been around long enough to have written any real folklore, so I figured we could just kidnap acclaimed fantasy writer Terry Brooks and force him to make some stuff up.


Transport:
Spoiler:
People will have wings.


And those are my ideas. Would you like to come and live in my country? Also, do you have any ideas for stuff that could make my country better?

And are there any flaws in my idea which I should perhaps iron out?

What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the East, and Joliet is the sun!

Eucliffe

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I would never live there if you used regular electricity to run those ACs and everything else. Now, if you were to use windmills or solar panels as means of getting electricity, then it'd be more reasonable for me to want to come live in this place of yours.

Actually, don't use AC whatsoever. Get all your buildings green roofs. Green roofs help make everything inside cooler, without the need of ACs. And perhaps it would help outdoors, too. It also absorbs any rain that would fall.
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If Obama is so great, then why hasn't he thought of it.... Where do I book my ticket.

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But, if you threaten the country, it'll go all sad faced!! Do you want that to happen? Do you want to upset an awesome and happy country?!

It sounds like an awesome country, can't wait to get my wings!! =P


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wouldn't the land shifting to make a sad face be:
1. impossible
2. very dangerous?

never mind, a more dangerous life is a more exciting one. I'm training to become a doctor (sure its in the form of books only atm but still), any medical policies or requirements?


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You're gonna need a national anthem y'know. o:
yeah i help with the anthem but i may sound a bit metal-ish!

AND WHATS BETTER THAN STUPID CATS ON COINS
HECK YEAH COUNT ME IN
if its free im in!!
oh and you should also have 1 or 2 nukes just in case.
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Uh.. economy and food? Not to mention that if there are no valuable exports, your dollar value would be next to nothing.

No thanks, I rather stay where I am now.
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Uh.. economy and food? Not to mention that if there are no valuable exports, your dollar value would be next to nothing.

No thanks, I rather stay where I am now.
I suggest waffles, pancakes and french toast as major exports. Alternatively, you could grow corn.
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Jolene

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I guess the country could make money from tourism. After all, lots of people would probably want to go on holiday to an island shaped like a big smiley face. Exporting waffles, pancakes and french toast sounds good too, but I reckon France might have patented that last one.

What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the East, and Joliet is the sun!

ReyRey-Pyon

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hmmm

i don't wan't to be a citizen, no way! I want power
Give me a seat on the throne and you got yourself a deal

I don't like the sound of your teachers. No srsly,
fluffy pink rabbits? is it for all years? that sounds better suited for elementary school :B
I for one, would rather have some really sexy teachers instead eue /shot

and ninjas?
you need some pirates toooooo!!
pirates > ninjas

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Two Suggestions
1. Waffles grow on trees, pancakes grow underground, and Maple Syrup is squeezed from the Waffles
2. Everyone is born smart and those who are dumb are ground up for food.
And I want to live their :D
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Jolene

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Two Suggestions
Waffles grow on trees, pancakes grow underground, and Maple Syrup is squeezed from the Waffles
Waffle trees with syrup sounds really nice, but I'm not so sure that I'd want to eat pancakes from out of ground - wouldn't they be all muddy?

i don't wan't to be a citizen, no way! I want power
Give me a seat on the throne and you got yourself a deal
How can I be sure you won't use your powers for evil?

I will move to your country, but only on these conditions:


1. Name it 'Pink Hippo Land'
2. Free delicious cake for all.
We don't have any pink hippos though, so the name would be kind of misleading. Can't we break even and I'll just bake you a pink hippo cake? It won't be to scale though.

What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the East, and Joliet is the sun!

Usagi-Chan~

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Waffle trees with syrup sounds really nice, but I'm not so sure that I'd want to eat pancakes from out of ground - wouldn't they be all muddy?
Nope, The mud would be chocolate :D
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How can I be sure you won't use your powers for evil?
You can't be sure O:
I'm pretty unpredictable you know
... I'm all for justice (b")b
But i never said I wouldn't like the sounds of universal destruction either <u> /creepy stare/wtf am i on?
So do i get the job :D?

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