I'm forming a new country. Want in? Page 3

Started by Jolene August 20th, 2009 9:33 AM
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ReyRey-Pyon

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WHAT?!
You guys are going to war already? without me?

This is relevant to my interests

As self proclaimed dictator of this island /bricked
I demand to take part in this war D:
You can't go into war without me you know ;< you wont stand a chance /unlessiscrewitup :D

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No one wants to promote a country that's just going to keep going to war. :/ Everyone wants world peace. Well.. anyone decent, that is.
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Okay, I'm up for raiding bakeries :D, I proclaim myself to be head of Foreign Relations, cause I will deal with the other countries jealousy of our lolcat money :)
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I'm in! *jumps* :D

I call the position of Spanish Inquisitor.
Anyone who fails my inquisitions (which nobody will ever expect), will either be subject to being strapped to the face of a SpacePalm, or 24/7 flaming for an indefinite amount of thyme.

This is only for the obvious trolls, of course. Successful ones the whole hard drive on purpose.
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Going to war with Belgium or Brazil? Not only do you lack adequate logistics or force projection capabilities to stage an invasion, in the wild event you actually enter their territory, their militaries can and will stomp whatever you can throw at them into the ground. Next thing you know, your pathetic excuse for a nation gets completely wiped off the map by the Americans.

Also, trying to buy off the country of Japan? Without precious metal reserves, your currency isn't even worth the paper it's printed on, and the prime minister will just laugh in your face and tell you to never set foot on Japanese soil ever again.

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Going to war with Belgium or Brazil? Not only do you lack adequate logistics or force projection capabilities to stage an invasion, in the wild event you actually enter their territory, their militaries can and will stomp whatever you can throw at them into the ground. Next thing you know, your pathetic excuse for a nation gets completely wiped off the map by the Americans.

Also, trying to buy off the country of Japan? Without precious metal reserves, your currency isn't even worth the paper it's printed on, and the prime minister will just laugh in your face and tell you to never set foot on Japanese soil ever again.
That was harsh... 0_0
But it was reality.

The truth is, most Micronations aren't even recognized by the UN so you'll just be recognized as terrorists.
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We need a list of who is who.

President: Jolene
Vice President: ?
Post Office: shinx95
Head of Army: Mew Ichigo
Head of Bakeries: ?
Head of Police: Mew Ichigo

Come on guys, who is who :O

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I'll be vice president, It will be fun being a figure of authority :D
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I'll be happy to be chief of medicine as long as i can still work with patients. But how does everyone feel about taking medical advice from a 13 year old, no matter how capable he may be?


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Going to war with Belgium or Brazil? Not only do you lack adequate logistics or force projection capabilities to stage an invasion, in the wild event you actually enter their territory, their militaries can and will stomp whatever you can throw at them into the ground. Next thing you know, your pathetic excuse for a nation gets completely wiped off the map by the Americans.

Also, trying to buy off the country of Japan? Without precious metal reserves, your currency isn't even worth the paper it's printed on, and the prime minister will just laugh in your face and tell you to never set foot on Japanese soil ever again.
Haha, for once I actually like what you've posted. In short: Agreed.
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President: Jolene
Vice President: Usagi-Chan~
Post Office: shinx95
Head of Army: Mew Ichigo
Head of Bakeries: ?
Head of Police: Mew Ichigo
Head of Health Care: Blue Nocturne

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Every new country needs a map.

Wow, that's a really nice map, Scarf.:)

I like that you came up with some place names and stuff as well. Does anybody else have some ideas for places that could be on the island? I was thinking there should be a cotton candy forest, or a chocolate mine...


Also, we still need a head of bakeries, or the waffles won't taste very nice. :shocked:

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President: Jolene
Vice President: Usagi-Chan~
Post Office: shinx95
Head of Army: Mew Ichigo
Head of Bakeries: Spherical Ice
Head of Police: Mew Ichigo
Head of Health Care: Blue Nocturne
MIDDLE FINGERS UP, PUT EM HANDS HIGH

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The only problem I see is that your country will be rife with piracy, since everyone knows ninjas can't stop it.
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