The Joke Thread v.2

Started by .little monster August 24th, 2009 3:55 AM
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Stellar

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I saw a whole room of people stumped by this one:

How do you get an elephant inside a telephone booth?
Take the "f" out of "way".

Lady Gaga

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I saw a whole room of people stumped by this one:

How do you get an elephant inside a telephone booth?
Take the "f" out of "way".
wha...what?

why did the chicken cross thr road?
Spoiler:
To get to the other side =D

Stellar

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wha...what?
Think about your reaction, and what it sounds like.
That's the only hint I can give. xD
It's honestly pretty amusing once someone figures it out.
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What kind of cheese do I have?

Spoiler:
Nacho Cheese!


hAr! HaR! hAr!
actually the joke (which I got from that kgb commercial)

What do you call cheese thats not yours?

Spoiler:
Nacho Cheese!



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Here'e a vulgar one.

Why did Santa get slapped by 3 girls?
Spoiler:

Because he said: Ho-Ho-Ho!


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