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Old August 24th, 2009 (3:55 AM).
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Remake of the closed one. Reviving threads is bad.

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Old August 24th, 2009 (5:59 AM).
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    This was apparently the funniest joke of the year in the UK:

    Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?

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    Old August 24th, 2009 (6:28 AM).
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    I saw a whole room of people stumped by this one:

    How do you get an elephant inside a telephone booth?
    Take the "f" out of "way".
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    Old August 24th, 2009 (6:37 AM).
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    I saw a whole room of people stumped by this one:

    How do you get an elephant inside a telephone booth?
    Take the "f" out of "way".
    wha...what?

    why did the chicken cross thr road?
    Spoiler:
    To get to the other side =D
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    Old August 24th, 2009 (6:47 AM).
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    this is a horrible joke that was made up by my brother....

    why do hearts love socks?

    heart love sock.


    terrible... just terrible...
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    Old August 24th, 2009 (6:49 AM).
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    wha...what?
    Think about your reaction, and what it sounds like.
    That's the only hint I can give. xD
    It's honestly pretty amusing once someone figures it out.
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    Old August 24th, 2009 (1:52 PM).
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    Old August 24th, 2009 (2:12 PM).
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    What kind of cheese do I have?

    Spoiler:
    Nacho Cheese!


    hAr! HaR! hAr!
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    Old August 24th, 2009 (3:44 PM).
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      What kind of cheese do I have?

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      Nacho Cheese!


      hAr! HaR! hAr!
      actually the joke (which I got from that kgb commercial)

      What do you call cheese thats not yours?

      Spoiler:
      Nacho Cheese!



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      Old August 24th, 2009 (5:55 PM).
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      Here'e a vulgar one.

      Why did Santa get slapped by 3 girls?
      Spoiler:

      Because he said: Ho-Ho-Ho!


      If you haven't heard it, there you go.
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