Help me!

Started by Konekodemon September 2nd, 2009 8:57 AM
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Konekodemon

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I am always getting Constipated. I've tried everything from eating heathy, to exsuring to bathing everyday and always getting outside out and about. Nothing seems to do any good. And the problem's not the foods I'm eating cause I went for 2 days without eating a single thing and still got Constipated. I went to tons of doctors and they couldn't find anything wrong with me. I even went to the psychologist and he told me what I was already doing. He told me to eat all my meals eat what my mom eats since she doesn't have trouble with Constipation. Walk for 30mins a day and keep my body clean. I did that, still having trouble after trying that for a full month. I thought maybe I have Irritable bowel syndrome. But then I found out I didn't cause I only suffer from Constipation. I've tried meds as well, even they did no good. Does anyone know what may be wrong with me and what I can do to fix my problem? Cause I've been like this for over 10 years.

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Konekodemon

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I did, they couldn't find anything wrong with me either.

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OKAY

OKAY

Have you heard of "Prunes"? It may also be because your diet sucks.

BUT WE'RE NOT DOCTORS

Konekodemon

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Are you farting every day?
No, I am not, doing any of that.

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Konekodemon

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That didn't help either......

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Konekodemon

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Yes I am sure. Whenever I go to the bathroom I can't go and my intestdents are always in pain.

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Nick

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I did, they couldn't find anything wrong with me either.
Sorry, if your GP who's been trained in the medical field doesn't know what's wrong with you, what makes you think that a forum generally directed towards children and teenagers know what's wrong with you?

...Use your common sense.
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Oh, shut up guys.

Enough with the whole
"This is a pokemon forum" or,
"This is a forum directed to teenagers and whatnot".

The person wants damn help, NOT unhelpful comments about how they asked the wrong place.

You could atleast try and help the poor girl,
and if you really have no suggestions,
don't say anything.

I mean, does it even matter that this is a pokemon forum to help someone with a problem? >.>"

ANYWAY,
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Hm...

You may have a special internal problem,
how long has this been going on for?
Days?
Weeks?
Months?
Years?
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Juicy juice. Whenever I was a kid and I drank too much of that stuff, I always got diarrhea. Try drinking craploads of that. And lots of water. Take some multivitamins if you aren't already. Get fiber-enriched food. Like foods from Fiber One. Good luck. :) I hope this helps.


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That didn't help either......
The back of my laxative box says :

Stop use and consult a doctor if :

  • You have ****** bleeding or no bowel movement after the use of this product. These could be signs of a serious condition.

So it is definitely nothing to joke about. :x
You seriously must not see good doctors if they can't figure out what's wrong.

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Fiber. No, seriously. Things like this are usually due to a lack of fiber in the diet, so what you'll want to do is take supplements. On top of supplements, try prune juice (gross, but it helps), leafy greens, broccoli, corn, cereal, anything that says it's high in fiber. Eat a lot of these, not just a little. Also, you'll want to remove certain things from your diet, like bananas.

Furthermore, drink a ton of water. Sometimes, it's also the fact that you haven't had enough water that binds you up. Don't just drink juice or sodas.

If all else fails, sometimes, coffee helps for me. It's the caffeine jolt.

As for laxatives, I tend to think of them as a last resort, not because of the part that мilкii Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ pointed out but instead because some of them will also warn you that you may become dependent on them if you end up using them before trying to solve your problem with everything else.
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