What's your idea of a funny joke?

Started by Kishijoten September 20th, 2009 12:53 PM
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What seems to be your idea of a funny joke? Because, some people find certian jokes hilarious while other's think it's weird...

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Now that I think about it, I like offensive humor. I think I'll have to agree on irony too.
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This post contains the best joke ever...do not read it if you are pregnant, have a history of heart disease, or are on chemotherapy:

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I have a pretty wide-ranging sense of humor. Irony is a rather big one for me.
You and I both know that is a straight up lie. You are a pun man.
One that makes me laugh, I guess?
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Sexual jokes and offensive humour aswell. And blonde jokes.
^This. I have a dirty mind, much like my friends. I use stupid jokes like "that's what she said" whenever I get the opportunity.

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You and I both know that is a straight up lie. You are a pun man.


^This. I have a dirty mind, much like my friends. I use stupid jokes like "that's what she said" whenever I get the opportunity.
Puns are another one, but irony is also very big. :D
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any kind of joke that makes me laugh in some way works for me.
though it's mostly sex jokes or offensive jokes. :|
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A pretty funny joke is if I get a good laugh out of it.

For instance, We had a friend who lived in my apartment with me with another room-mate and he kept drinking all of our Soda, Drinks, ect.

So, We got back at him for this.
We took Water in a cup, adding two cups of Chocolate pudding, and melted Marshmellows into the cup. We then put 4 tablespoons of milk of magnesia in the glass. (Laxative)

To make a long story short, He drank it. Got the runs and we all had a good laugh about it.
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I like Ya Mum and General Jokes and Riddles. As much as offensive, and I don't recommend anyone to do so, racial jokes are on the sometimes funny, only if the person of the race says it, but I still don;t think that anyone should really have thought of jokes as of everyones equality.
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