The Dog Ate It~

Started by seeker October 5th, 2009 1:20 PM
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seeker

Ireland
Seen November 1st, 2019
Posted May 20th, 2018
10,593 posts
14.1 Years
So, we've all done it. We've all procrastinated so much that we've avoided to do our homework! Or not, as the case may be.

So, what are your best excuses for not doing your homework?

No I am not looking for tips here... >>
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Seen September 30th, 2012
Posted July 11th, 2012
3,529 posts
14.6 Years
"I got stuck at the A&E (ER, I guess) department for four hours last night, and by the time I got home, it was bedtime! D:"

^ That was actually a genuine excuse, I even had a note from my mum, but the teacher didn't believe me. >_>; -was only eleven- XD
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Age 36
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Seen May 30th, 2022
Posted January 28th, 2016
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19.7 Years
I was such a big procrastinator in high school that on the regular occasion that I didn't do my homework, I didn't even come up with an excuse. I just took the F like a man. XD

The hilarious thing is that the Texas educational system is so broken that even with me taking zeros for half my grades, I was able to pass all my exams with flying colors, and since I took all AP classes, the school gave me "bonuses" on my GPA, with which I still ended up in the top 10% of my graduating class. XD
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Seen July 27th, 2010
Posted July 27th, 2010
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13.9 Years
i usually just make up an excuse on the spot - i procrastinate all the time. x]
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Désordre, Empire of Canada
Seen November 8th, 2021
Posted May 12th, 2020
2,955 posts
17.9 Years
I was such a big procrastinator in high school that on the regular occasion that I didn't do my homework, I didn't even come up with an excuse. I just took the F like a man. XD

The hilarious thing is that the Texas educational system is so broken that even with me taking zeros for half my grades, I was able to pass all my exams with flying colors, and since I took all AP classes, the school gave me "bonuses" on my GPA, with which I still ended up in the top 10% of my graduating class. XD
*fist bumps* Texas education was fun while it lasted xP

I'm procrastinating this instant. I've told myself to stop procrastinating for like, twenty times already today, ahahaha.
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Seen August 1st, 2016
Posted August 22nd, 2011
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14.9 Years
Well, I have to say that my biggest skill in school is probably blagging my way out of homework I haven't done. At least once a week, I'll wake up with three essays to be handed in that day which I haven't even started and I'll either :

a) get away with not doing them.
b) explain that I have done them, but for a reason that is completely not my fault, I can't hand them in.
c) do them in about ten minutes each and scrape a B.

Timbjerr

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Age 36
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Posted January 28th, 2016
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19.7 Years

*fist bumps* Texas education was fun while it lasted xP

I'm procrastinating this instant. I've told myself to stop procrastinating for like, twenty times already today, ahahaha.
*gleefully accepts fist bump*...now stop procrastinating. I'm not a good role model. XD

Ironically, college is a lot more forgiving than high school. I've had professors that would accept homework from the beginning of the semester the day before the final exam. I've also had professors that give out no homework at all...the only grades they take are exam grades. XD

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Dani California
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17 Years
I never did an excuse since I'm too goody two shoes and done my homework like a good gentelman. :P However, I have friends that tried to do excuses for why they haven't finished their essays and such like, "my computer broke down" or "there's a fire in my dorm and I'm unable to finish my paper" (actually, I mention THERE WAS a fire at my dorm, but some people decide to take that opportunity as an excuse XD; ).
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Age 31
Female
QLD, Australia
Seen June 5th, 2022
Posted April 23rd, 2022
35,988 posts
17.5 Years
I used "I left it at home" because my bag was really messy, so you couldn't tell if it was there or not, or I'd just do it in directed study. Though after mocks, pretty sure they won't give us homework for the last two weeks, so no more excuses for me. :D

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Age 28
New Zealand
Seen January 24th, 2020
Posted May 19th, 2016
1,939 posts
14.7 Years
Sometimes I pretend to look in my bag and pretend it's gone.

Once I told my teacher my printer broke(which did happen) and she said it wasn't good enough. Then one guy said his modem got lost in the mail, she took that and I don't even know how that was relevant to the task.

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California, United States
Seen March 5th, 2022
Posted July 7th, 2012
1,403 posts
17.9 Years
"I didn't make it a priority."

Thank you 11th grade English teacher. I never used to have an excuse because well, never needed one and just took the F. No big deal.
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deliriouspurple

Female
Seen February 14th, 2016
Posted October 15th, 2015
1,519 posts
14.8 Years
I hate doing homeworks especially in geometry. Well in order to get out in trouble, I actually make it in class when the class is discussing already it ;) because my teacher always checks our homework when it's the ends of the class.

If not, I get the notebook of my classmate who's been already checked it by the teacher if he did it and show it to him. He only looks if we have preparation not the notebook actually.
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Seen July 31st, 2010
Posted October 15th, 2009
587 posts
15.7 Years
Wow, this reminds me of something.

Back in the day while I was in Grade 4 I would lie to my teacher and tell them that my mom was going to drop off my homework so they would make me wait in the office, I would stay there 'waiting for my mom' and they would forget about me, and I would do my homework there.

Thats an awesome excuse if you had dumb teachers like me...

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Age 32
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Moscow, Russia
Seen December 2nd, 2013
Posted November 29th, 2013
4,997 posts
15.4 Years
I rarely miss one. If I do, I'll just copy my classmate's assignment to mine.

This is mine when I missed one last 3 months ago. "I was doing something else much more important..."

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