If you had a bat...

Started by Gymnotide October 25th, 2009 1:48 PM
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ITT: What would you do with it / name it?
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I would make it eat fruit.

I would have it fly and get me the answer to tests. I would name it Bob:)
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I would name it Chuck, and release it....Bats are rabies nests, you know. And they could inject chemicals into your body relatively easily without you noticing if they happen to be on your body.

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WHAT TYPE OF BAT? SOME ARE VICIOUS.

Um, I'd name it "Fur" and I would walk it around the park, making people wonder wtf I'm doing with a bat <3

And it is named Fur because it's hard to name bats. D:

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I would make it eat insects and make it poop at lot. Bat guanos are very valuable and expensive fertilizers.

If it's the vampire-type, you what will I do.

I shall name him Squishy and he will be mine.
Wow, copied from Dory's line. The jellyfish's name lolz.

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Wow, copied from Dory's line. The jellyfish's name lolz.
I do believe that's what will was referencing. XD

I'd name the bat Batsly in honor of a great Shiny Gold playthrough on YouTube.

Either that, or Terry Terrance of the Twenty-fifth Royal Minnesota Air Patrol Squadron.
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If I had a bat I'm sure the first name that would come to mind is Dracula. It just seems so suiting, especially when you relate Bats to Vampires. What I'd do with it though? I'm not sure though because I really don't like bats. I'm afraid it would disobey me and suck my own blood...or just go for the fruit in the kitchen counter. Maybe I would set it free in a cave or something, let it live in the wild naturally and maybe just maybe it'll come back to visit me one day.

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Sick it on Twilight fantards. Show them what a REAL vampire is like.

And I'd name her Rouge, after the sexy bat vixen from Sonic <3
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I would name it Grabnar the Wanderer. Then set it free to, well, wander. And attack my foes from Serebii.

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