What happens if you die?(part 1)

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Hello Guys.

This Thread is talking about the title:

When death comes, what happens?What is happening?You are a spirit.The real body of "you" doesn't dies.The "normal" body of you can die, but you still don't die.A shaped "bird" bites you and gets your Knowledge, but you don't know it.You don't feel it.After, years pass untill you are getting born again.

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Wrong, wrong, wrong, and rightwrong.
What happens is all of your thetans get sucked up by a special space vacuum where they watch 3D movies for days without rest.
Thankfully, Lafayette Ron Hubbard saved us by telling us about the great space King Xenu and his DC8 like spacecraft. Sure he made some science fiction, but this is right this time >:[

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Hello Guys.

This Thread is talking about the title:

When death comes, what happens?What is happening?You are a spirit.The real body of "you" doesn't dies.The "normal" body of you can die, but you still don't die.A shaped "bird" bites you and gets your Knowledge, but you don't know it.You don't feel it.After, years pass untill you are getting born again.

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Does the bird have teeth? I mean, this post already doesn't make sense, so I think you might as well up the freak a bit.

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The only people who really know what happens after you die are incapable of telling us because they are, well, dead.

All sorts of things could happen. I believe that something happens after you die, because the uniqueness of the individual human soul is too vast. You wouldn't just cease to be. But... I really don't know anything other than that fact. :P

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Wrong, wrong, wrong, and rightwrong.
What happens is all of your thetans get sucked up by a special space vacuum where they watch 3D movies for days without rest.
Thankfully, Lafayette Ron Hubbard saved us by telling us about the great space King Xenu and his DC8 like spacecraft. Sure he made some science fiction, but this is right this time >:[

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You win an internet 8D Loved ya post.

I think the OP was doing something wack. RP sort of thing or whatnot. But now if we're using this to simply talk about DEATH well then...

Spoiler:
When you're dead you're dead. Sorry to break your little fairy tales.

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Um, I think I am just supposed to say this:

When you die, I think it's more possible that it's just an unimaginable blackness. But of course, there's the possible of going to Heaven/Hell.

I'm Agnostic, I see that there is as much possibility as God existing as "him" not existing.
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Wrong. 1st: when you die, you are a S-P-I-R-I-T.Belive me.YOU DON't SEE BLACKNESS OR!
then the moon eats you, but you are in the moon's world.

Does the bird have teeth? I mean, this post already doesn't make sense, so I think you might as well up the freak a bit.
No!The "shaped" bird doesn't haves teeth!That just gets your knowledge and other things you did in your life!

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Okay... what is a "shaped bird"? How exactly can you shape a bird? o_o;
Why does this bird steal our knowledge? Who exactly would accept information from a strange looking bird that can't even talk in the first place? It's obv that you wouldn't feel it because you're dead...? Maybe you're talking about vultures! They seem to attack the dead in the animal kingdom, not so sure about humans though.

Hey, maybe this "shaped bird" could actually be Ho-Oh? Y'know, the creators of Pokemon might actually be trying to give us the message that Ho-Oh is evil and will eventually bite us when we're dead. Yeah, of course, that is what it must mean! That means that God is really Arceus, a man made character. This means God is man-made, and that our entire existance was man-made.

WHAT A SHOCK THAT WOULD BE TO TELL YOUR GRANDCHILDREN!

What do you do for that time before you're born again? Count to infinity? :D That seems so logical~

Isn't your normal and real body the same? Oh and; how can the moon eat you if you're dead? Haven't you already been attacked by this mystical "shaped bird"? Yeah, I think by then you've gone through a terrible ordeal that you would want to forget. Good thing you apparently don't know this by now!

What does the moon's world look like? Isn't there more than one moon? Which moon's world would you go into? Did the astronauts who've already been to the moon actually die, be attacked by the "shaped bird", eaten by the moon, and come back to life to tell everyone what life was like on the moon?

For this to make sense we'd have to be unable to travel to the moon, which has already happened. Unless you think that it's a conspiracy for those who are covering up what really happens when you die, which of course they'd know because they aren't dead yet.

If you don't see blackness, what do you actually see? If you don't have any knowledge because of the "shaped bird" stealing it, wouldn't you theoretically not exist because there is nothing about you other than a soul just floating around with no such purpose? And if you're a spirit, how would one know that, because guess what? The "shaped bird" stole your knowledge! Thus, you wouldn't know you were a spirit, and nobody could come back and tell you what actually happened. Unless of course you, KillingAlien250, are God and came down to tell us what life is like when you die? Oh wait, it isn't life because you're a random soul floating around who got bitten by the "shaped bird".

...tl;dr? This post made about as much sense as both of yours did ^_________^

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I believe the Afterlife is subjective and arbitrary to our own minds. Since there is absolutely no exposure to Reality, Imagination takes precedence and creates our World.
That's what I believe. :>
Wrong. 1st: when you die, you are a S-P-I-R-I-T.Belive me.YOU DON't SEE BLACKNESS OR!
then the moon eats you, but you are in the moon's world.
Wait what?
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Okay... what is a "shaped bird"? How exactly can you shape a bird? o_o;
Why does this bird steal our knowledge? Who exactly would accept information from a strange looking bird that can't even talk in the first place? It's obv that you wouldn't feel it because you're dead...? Maybe you're talking about vultures! They seem to attack the dead in the animal kingdom, not so sure about humans though.

Hey, maybe this "shaped bird" could actually be Ho-Oh? Y'know, the creators of Pokemon might actually be trying to give us the message that Ho-Oh is evil and will eventually bite us when we're dead. Yeah, of course, that is what it must mean! That means that God is really Arceus, a man made character. This means God is man-made, and that our entire existance was man-made.

WHAT A SHOCK THAT WOULD BE TO TELL YOUR GRANDCHILDREN!

What do you do for that time before you're born again? Count to infinity? :D That seems so logical~

Isn't your normal and real body the same? Oh and; how can the moon eat you if you're dead? Haven't you already been attacked by this mystical "shaped bird"? Yeah, I think by then you've gone through a terrible ordeal that you would want to forget. Good thing you apparently don't know this by now!

What does the moon's world look like? Isn't there more than one moon? Which moon's world would you go into? Did the astronauts who've already been to the moon actually die, be attacked by the "shaped bird", eaten by the moon, and come back to life to tell everyone what life was like on the moon?

For this to make sense we'd have to be unable to travel to the moon, which has already happened. Unless you think that it's a conspiracy for those who are covering up what really happens when you die, which of course they'd know because they aren't dead yet.

If you don't see blackness, what do you actually see? If you don't have any knowledge because of the "shaped bird" stealing it, wouldn't you theoretically not exist because there is nothing about you other than a soul just floating around with no such purpose? And if you're a spirit, how would one know that, because guess what? The "shaped bird" stole your knowledge! Thus, you wouldn't know you were a spirit, and nobody could come back and tell you what actually happened. Unless of course you, KillingAlien250, are God and came down to tell us what life is like when you die? Oh wait, it isn't life because you're a random soul floating around who got bitten by the "shaped bird".

...tl;dr? This post made about as much sense as both of yours did ^_________^
Oh yes indeed. Tl;dr.
Spoiler:
I'm Agnostic, I see that there is as much possibility as God existing as "him" not existing.
Let's have fun, this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your agnostick.

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Fire ~ Field eggs
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Well, I'd like to offer an Islamic, Religious perspective on the matter. If you flame me or say something such as "OMG Jihad ect..." because of my beliefs, I hold you in very low regard.

In Islam, after you die, no matter where you die, your soul will be transported to the Barzakh(Afterlife) there, two angels Munkar and Nakir will question you in the grave. A righteous person who lived by the book(Quran) will be able to answer the questions while someone who was not particularly good in life, will not be able to answer the questions.

For someone who has lead a righteous life, his/her grave shall be wide and bright and they will be able to see the Gates of Heaven and smell Heaven. Their waiting time until the Qiyamah(Judgement Day lit. The Last Hour) will feel short. However, the converse will happen to one who has lead an awful life. He/she shall feel the grave crush his bones and snakes and all sorts of other creatures will torment the soul.

After this, when the Last Hour arrives, the soul will be resurrected with his body, along with countless others from the time of Adam to the last hour. They will be led to the Mahsyar(sorry, don't know the english word) a wide open space where everyone's lives will be reviewed and judged.

After that you either go to Heaven(Jannah*), Hell(Jahannam*), or in between***.

*This is the Arabic word but usually we just call them Heaven and Hell becasue Jannah and Jahannam also refer to one of the 7 Heavens and Hells respectively.

**These people eventually go to heaven.

These are the Islamic beliefs.I might be wrong on some aspects but for the most part I think this is what the Quran says.

Sorry for the tl;dr post. XD
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Well, I'd like to offer an Islamic, Religious perspective on the matter. If you flame me or say something such as "OMG Jihad ect..." because of my beliefs, I hold you in very low regard.

In Islam, after you die, no matter where you die, your soul will be transported to the Barzakh(Afterlife) there, two angels Munkar and Nakir will question you in the grave. A righteous person who lived by the book(Quran) will be able to answer the questions while someone who was not particularly good in life, will not be able to answer the questions.

For someone who has lead a righteous life, his/her grave shall be wide and bright and they will be able to see the Gates of Heaven and smell Heaven. Their waiting time until the Qiyamah(Judgement Day lit. The Last Hour) will feel short. However, the converse will happen to one who has lead an awful life. He/she shall feel the grave crush his bones and snakes and all sorts of other creatures will torment the soul.

After this, when the Last Hour arrives, the soul will be resurrected with his body, along with countless others from the time of Adam to the last hour. They will be led to the Mahsyar(sorry, don't know the english word) a wide open space where everyone's lives will be reviewed and judged.

After that you either go to Heaven(Jannah*), Hell(Jahannam*), or in between***.

*This is the Arabic word but usually we just call them Heaven and Hell becasue Jannah and Jahannam also refer to one of the 7 Heavens and Hells respectively.

**These people eventually go to heaven.

These are the Islamic beliefs.I might be wrong on some aspects but for the most part I think this is what the Quran says.

Sorry for the tl;dr post. XD
That wasn't quite tl;dr. :o

That sounds nice, though. :) The grave thing is a good alternative punishment to indefinitely going to Hell.


I am a Christian but I believe in the scriptures and such being figurative in what they say. ;D

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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That wasn't quite tl;dr. :o

That sounds nice, though. :) The grave thing is a good alternative punishment to indefinitely going to Hell.


I am a Christian but I believe in the scriptures and such being figurative in what they say. ;D
Err... actually on the Day of Resurrection 'bad people' do go to Hell.
So in essence it's the grave thing and hell.
But, I don't really care what religion anyone is, as long as they're kind to humanity. XD

Or, I'm a bit sketchy on the details here, anyone who has even an atom of kindness no matter what religion will be put into a sort of purgaratory(hell for a while) and then can go to Heaven. I'm not sure, Islamic scholars are debating this one I think...
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I should write a set of commandments or background for this madness.

I'll call it "The First Book of the Holy Lunar Avian." Anyone with me?
I'll just jump on this bandwagon right here. We can easily make millions and brainwash gullible people all over the world.
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I'll just jump on this bandwagon right here. We can easily make millions and brainwash gullible people all over the world.
"Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion."
-L. Ron Hubbard
So hey, I found this old book in my basement.



"Long ago, in the early days of mankind, after the setting of the sun's holy light, what stood outside the entrances of our simple hovels and caves was the most raw, unthinkable darkness. Creatures twisted in both form and thought, lusting after our blood and the essence of dreams themselves would sit among the forests, waiting for those foolish or brave enough to step forth. The only guardian we had was the pure light of fire, our torches and firepits kept the creatures of madness at bay, for there was no such thing as light in their native planes of existence. However, fire only lasts as long as its tinder, less so should a gust of wind or sudden storm run afoul of your settlement. Thusly, it was then that the Holy Lunar Avian descended from his Perch of Creation, to give us a most cherished gift, the Moon itself.

The brilliant white glow of the Moon destroyed the nighttime horrors, they perished with blood-curdling screams and puffs of shadow. Hold these words close, remember them well, perhaps write them down, for the words of His Most Featheredness is a dying form of knowledge, spoken only by shamans in the throes of madness or death. May he take you under his wing, my child."
And I'm not even religious!

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This thread is full of WIN 8D

I'm really undecided now about suicide.
I'm not sure if you're joking but suicide is not a good idea. I don't think any religion promotes suicide(Jihad is not suicide for a religious cause. Jihad means 'to struggle' against oneself(the greater Jihad) or to struggle against enemies that oppress his/her country(the lesser Jihad). I do not condone the acts of 9/11 and nor should anyone else.).

This thread is growing a bit weird for my liking. I'm not starting a cult with you guys. XD
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Wrong. 1st: when you die, you are a S-P-I-R-I-T.Belive me.YOU DON't SEE BLACKNESS OR!
then the moon eats you, but you are in the moon's world.



No!The "shaped" bird doesn't haves teeth!That just gets your knowledge and other things you did in your life!
Um... is it just me, or are you forcing your beliefs on others? Everyone is entitled to their beliefs.

Also...

then the moon eats you, but you are in the moon's world.
Someone's been playing too much Majora's Mask... lol, I can't just leave that their or I'd be contradicting myself. So I want to stress that I AM ONLY JOKING!!!

Okay... what is a "shaped bird"? How exactly can you shape a bird? o_o;
Why does this bird steal our knowledge? Who exactly would accept information from a strange looking bird that can't even talk in the first place? It's obv that you wouldn't feel it because you're dead...? Maybe you're talking about vultures! They seem to attack the dead in the animal kingdom, not so sure about humans though.

Hey, maybe this "shaped bird" could actually be Ho-Oh? Y'know, the creators of Pokemon might actually be trying to give us the message that Ho-Oh is evil and will eventually bite us when we're dead. Yeah, of course, that is what it must mean! That means that God is really Arceus, a man made character. This means God is man-made, and that our entire existance was man-made.

WHAT A SHOCK THAT WOULD BE TO TELL YOUR GRANDCHILDREN!

What do you do for that time before you're born again? Count to infinity? :D That seems so logical~

Isn't your normal and real body the same? Oh and; how can the moon eat you if you're dead? Haven't you already been attacked by this mystical "shaped bird"? Yeah, I think by then you've gone through a terrible ordeal that you would want to forget. Good thing you apparently don't know this by now!

What does the moon's world look like? Isn't there more than one moon? Which moon's world would you go into? Did the astronauts who've already been to the moon actually die, be attacked by the "shaped bird", eaten by the moon, and come back to life to tell everyone what life was like on the moon?

For this to make sense we'd have to be unable to travel to the moon, which has already happened. Unless you think that it's a conspiracy for those who are covering up what really happens when you die, which of course they'd know because they aren't dead yet.

If you don't see blackness, what do you actually see? If you don't have any knowledge because of the "shaped bird" stealing it, wouldn't you theoretically not exist because there is nothing about you other than a soul just floating around with no such purpose? And if you're a spirit, how would one know that, because guess what? The "shaped bird" stole your knowledge! Thus, you wouldn't know you were a spirit, and nobody could come back and tell you what actually happened. Unless of course you, KillingAlien250, are God and came down to tell us what life is like when you die? Oh wait, it isn't life because you're a random soul floating around who got bitten by the "shaped bird".

...tl;dr? This post made about as much sense as both of yours did ^_________^
Like I said, everyone has they're own beliefs. Don't make fun of them. Maybe KillingAlien250 could elaborate on what he means, in more detail than before?

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