Twilight on Google

Started by Jolene November 8th, 2009 10:58 PM
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Soul Eater

silver won't say he's in love~

Age 34
Female
It's a private dimension. D:
Seen April 20th, 2010
Posted March 26th, 2010
6,123 posts
18.1 Years
Oh god. That's such a terrible fate. ESPECIALLY SINCE PEOPLE ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW EDWARD IS FICTION. I mean I love the series and all but I'm not some obsessed freak who has a million posters of him plastered on my wall. o_o I just like the series... and Alice.
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Silver x Gold
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No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
Give up, give in
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This scene won't play
I won't say I'm in love

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Tepig, Snivy, Oshawott :)

Male
Professor Juniper's Lab
Seen October 30th, 2011
Posted August 12th, 2011
267 posts
14 Years
OMG! I love the series and am going to see new moon on the day after it is out in cinemas but god im not anywhere near that obssesed, well me and my friend like to think vampires might be real but god that is just stupid.
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iGaga

I'm your biggest fan

Age 30
Male
Ohio
Seen November 20th, 2009
Posted November 15th, 2009
166 posts
13.5 Years
xDD That's just awesome.

Google-bombing..that's new
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Guy

just a guy

Age 31
Male
Florida
Seen March 26th, 2016
Posted January 22nd, 2014
7,127 posts
14.7 Years
I like the book, I enjoyed the movie and am looking forward to the second one releasing this November, however that is a bit ridiculous if I had to say so. I mean yes, the characters can get to you, but this is kind of weird. I actually had to go on Google myself to see if this was really what came under their suggested searches.

Sadly, it did. =\

Daydream

Boo.

Age 29
Male
That thar Kingdom. The United one.
Seen July 2nd, 2020
Posted June 27th, 2018
702 posts
13.7 Years
I tried it myself. People seriously need help. o_o
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TRIFORCE89

Guide of Darkness

Age 33
Male
Temple of Light
Seen November 25th, 2017
Posted October 21st, 2016
8,122 posts
19 Years
I'm having trouble believing that Robert Pattinson is attractive.

...I had to say it. :V
I lol'ed. Way to go. He's uhh...mopey

Cherrim

Age 34
she / her
Toronto
Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
33,049 posts
20.4 Years
idk whether to toss this in the Internet forum or not. :/
I like that "I'm having trouble controlling the volume of my voice" is there XD

I dislike that suggestion feature.
I love the suggestion feature. When I'm bored I'll just go sit on the Google homepage and type the beginnings of sentences just to see what it comes up with as a suggestion. Sometimes it's hilarious.


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Clain

Seen January 24th, 2023
Posted March 12th, 2011
4,293 posts
14.4 Years
*me burns in the sunlight as an act akin to committing suicide as a result of seeing said image*

c wat i did thar? :P

I had to suppress a cringe very much so, when a coworker said the film was studied in one of her classes and was well done...

The film was so bad... Like unbelievably bad...

I haven't had time to finish the book... but it too reads like an elementary book...

I'll let people keep their fantasy though I guess...

My favourite parts in the movie was when Edward didn't sparkle in the sunlight (on two occasions) as well as Bella's ever-moving oxygen tube.

Neko

PC's Traveling Artist

Age 31
Female
In your best dreams and worst nightmares
Seen August 25th, 2021
Posted May 2nd, 2015
2,108 posts
17.8 Years
XD Oh my gosh... now that is just SAD. What's even worse is that it has one of the highest number of results for it too.

Seriously, some people just need to wake up one day and get lives for themselves. Lives outside of the fictional world. Sure, it may seem fun at first to have one that's made up, but pretty soon you'll realize how depressing/lonely it gets, and how a real life that you can actually share with others around you is so much better- for yourself and everyone else whose a part of your life already. :3

...And my faith in this world has just died. Just a little.
Female
Yes.
Seen November 3rd, 2019
Posted January 9th, 2017
297 posts
15.5 Years
I never liked the Twilight series, but this is amazing.

I actually clicked 'Enter' on that option, just to see what would come up. I get a bunch of links for this pillow product that has the line embroidered on it: "I'm having trouble dealing with the fact that Edward Cullen is a fictional character." The comments on the product are very... interesting. Apparently, there are a lot of people who believe Edward Cullen is REEL! :/
Holy Roman Empire
Seen February 23rd, 2016
Posted February 23rd, 2016
2,551 posts
13.7 Years
That's completely sick, seriously...
I mean, come on, it's a character in a book/film. If the girls would fall in love with the actor, ok, happens (why not with me instead? xD), but with a CHARACTER? Can it be true that so many people fail to distinguish real life from fiction? I'm pretty nerdy myself, but that doesn't make me talk all day in internet slang... Seriously, Einstein's quote really fits here:
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.


But hey, there's still some hope, twilight is not under the top ten t-words
Spoiler:

Franceschi

a.k.a justin timberlake

Seen January 5th, 2015
Posted July 17th, 2013
2,717 posts
14.8 Years
I lol'ed. Way to go. He's uhh...mopey
He looks like a vagrant. :[

Btw is 11, 200, 000 how many times people actually search for it? XD
It's actually how many results relate to the topic - so basically, there's 11,200,000 results that can be connected to "having trouble dealing with the fact that edward cullen is a fictional character". XD;


Corvus of the Black Night

Wild Duck Pokémon

Age 30
Non-binary
With the Birds
Seen January 9th, 2015
Posted January 9th, 2015
3,416 posts
14.3 Years

I dislike that suggestion feature.
What do you mean? It's comedic genius. It's good to see the folks at Google have a sense of humour.