I wrote one on FF.net for all to see, here's some for PC.
COFFEEHOUSE: Gaming
May sipped at her soda, savoring the taste coming through her lips. She stared at her friend, who was now tugging nervously at his bowtie.
Or at least, what looked like his bowtie.
"Conan, stop fiddling with your voice changer and tell me what made you come over here." May's voice was dead serious.
"Promise me you won't laugh." The seventeen-turned-seven-year-old stopped tugging at his voice changer. His tone was serious, not childish.
"I promise." But behind her back, May had crossed her fingers.
"You're crossing your fingers."
"Can't hide anything from a detective."
"Stop crossing anything."
May pouted, uncrossing her fingers. "Fine. You can tell me. I won't laugh."
"Alright...I couldn't beat Pokemon Diamond. So I figured, why not a Pokemon Trainer?"
May raised an eyebrow. "That? You came here to talk to me for that? Ask Bart Simpson or Dianne or somebody."
"But I need help!" Conan pleaded, pulling out his DS Lite. May snickered at the color.
"Your DS is pink?"
"You call yourself a Trainer."
"I'm a Coordinator."
"Oh."
"And you call yourself a high school detective."
THE END