Murphy's Law of Online Chat

Started by Fixen October 17th, 2004 9:50 AM
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Seen December 27th, 2018
Posted May 10th, 2009
766 posts
18.9 Years
Come on, post whatever that comes to your mind! I'll start off...

1) The activity starts right when you leave.
2) What you ignore is where the activity is.
3) The site is down only when you have something to post.
4) That's not cheering. That's sarcasm.
5) No fanfic ever survives a critic.
6) PG-13 ain't.
7) "Be Right Back" isn't.
8) Reputation isn't.
9) The modem fails only when everybody's talking.
10) Anything you post criticizes you. That includes nothing.
11) Your postcount is inversely proportional to the amount of your real life.
12) Stopping a quarrel is like fighting for peace.
13) If you want a moderator in a hurry, start double posting.
14) Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything.
15) Your art is rated best when no one's looking.
16) People won't care about you until you say something wrong.
Age 30
Where you want to be.
Seen October 12th, 2019
Posted January 4th, 2007
2,078 posts
19.3 Years
20. The only time people really want to talk to you online is when you are not there.

21. When you post something that sounds smart, everyone ignores it.

22. When you post something that sounds stupid, everyone comments on how wrong you are.

*can't think*

EDIT: Numbers...

aRedMoon

Wait for me outside the lines

Age 34
Male
Minnesota
Seen April 23rd, 2018
Posted September 10th, 2013
11,126 posts
19.2 Years
11) Your postcount is inversely proportional to the amount of your real life.
XD Sooo true.
13) If you want a moderator in a hurry, start double posting.
Where's the tip about SMod? :P

*can't think of any*
facebook \\ twitter \\ blog a.k.a life // tumblr // google+

june 10, 2003 = registered at old pc
march 24, 2004 = registered at new pc
june, 2004 = modded ;;; august, 2004 = quit/fired (point of debate)
december, 2004 = banned ;;; december 2, 2005 = unbanned
june 10, 2008 = omg... five years!
june 10, 2012 = countdown to nine years on pc...

aRedMoon

Wait for me outside the lines

Age 34
Male
Minnesota
Seen April 23rd, 2018
Posted September 10th, 2013
11,126 posts
19.2 Years
39) Never trust the gender sign.
facebook \\ twitter \\ blog a.k.a life // tumblr // google+

june 10, 2003 = registered at old pc
march 24, 2004 = registered at new pc
june, 2004 = modded ;;; august, 2004 = quit/fired (point of debate)
december, 2004 = banned ;;; december 2, 2005 = unbanned
june 10, 2008 = omg... five years!
june 10, 2012 = countdown to nine years on pc...

Eliana

The |R a m p a g e|

Age 32
www.thepeopleunited.net
Seen February 18th, 2010
Posted April 25th, 2006
17,195 posts
19.5 Years
XD il give it a try.....
The n00b laws
45. n00bs- you cant live with em, you cant live without em.
46. Wherever you go, n00bs will follow- or they're already there.
47. You can run- but you cant escape the idiocy of n00bs
48. I M NOT A N00B! BUT MAYB U R 1!
XD
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