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Age 31
Female
QLD, Australia
Seen June 5th, 2022
Posted April 23rd, 2022
35,988 posts
17.5 Years
If you don't have close friends, pretend you have some. You an also make this as comical as you'd like. :D;
I would give the first one I could think of (Malyka)... a "do not disturb" sign.
Age 33
Female
Australia
Seen March 12th, 2011
Posted January 18th, 2010
1,364 posts
14 Years
I... would give them~

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Age 97
Shimoda City
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Posted January 25th, 2022
9,705 posts
15.5 Years
Knowing my friends, I'll give 'em a set of blank divorce papers so they don't have to themselves six months down the road.

Seriously, my friends seem to switch partners ALL the time. It seems that they've got a new boy/girl holding hands with them every time I see them, lol

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I lit a wee fire...on a boat!

Age 34
Female
ENGERLAND
Seen October 30th, 2011
Posted October 29th, 2011
1,189 posts
13.7 Years
A cutlass, several gold doubloons, a katana and several gold-plated shuriken.

If you knew my friend, this would make perfect sense. It would also make the wedding extremely interesting.

How's your thirst for adventure, Captain?

TwilightBlade

All dreams are but another reality.

Age 31
Female
Florida
Seen 7 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
7,098 posts
16 Years
Condoms? Handcuffs? They probably already have that. They need...

A WHIP!
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.

Then... I will provide the chains... For decorating the wedding mobile with a string of cans.

Or whip cream... For the wedding cake.
Age 33
Male
Bankstown
Seen January 3rd, 2017
Posted January 3rd, 2017
681 posts
13.7 Years
Real life:
If they already live together (and have for a while) give them money because they have already established them selves as a couple and all ready have the necessity's equipment they need if they are just moving in get them an appliance (if there coffee fans a coffee maker is always good) and possible combine some money with this present depending on how financially stable you are.

Joke answer:
Condoms whips chains black leather domo outfit and divorce papers with there name and a rough date that you think they will survive
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TRIFORCE89

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Age 33
Male
Temple of Light
Seen November 25th, 2017
Posted October 21st, 2016
8,122 posts
19 Years
Why would I give someone something on their wedding?...

No, seriously, why?
Generally you're supposed to give something that "pays" for your plate of food. Assuming you're going to the reception.

Even if it a very close friend, I probably would not stray from the gift registries. They're supposed to be things that you need in your new life together. Really good kitchenware is expensive.

Why would I give them something useless and comical instead of they important that they requested and covers the food bill like it's supposed to?