spellcheck on aisle one

Started by Gummy November 29th, 2009 8:10 PM
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Gummy

by fire be P U R G E D

Age 30
Male
Brooklyn, NY
Seen December 26th, 2013
Posted October 26th, 2013
4,518 posts
16.3 Years

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIOLENSE!



Today (at least in some countries), everyone’s favorite furry turns 15. Despite being one of the youngest of my close friends, Ein has spent these last few months corrupting everyone and everything he comes in contact with. The lime wasn’t always a freak. The robot didn’t always say dirty words. The bear wasn’t always a pedo. But alas, this young man/dog has had a profound effect on my life. I didn't have have any homosexual friends before meeting him, but after getting closer to him and others, I realized that there's nothing wrong with being gay and one should never have to hide who they really are. I wouldn’t give our friendship up for anything other than Kylie, but that’s a different story entirely. So here’s to the bromonomimi that makes life worth living, despite being a total basket case! Oh, and don't forget, losers over lovers.

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Monotype Fire Challenge

X-626

Age 33
Male
Seen July 17th, 2012
Posted July 7th, 2012
1,325 posts
14.3 Years
It may be a tad early, but happy birthday, Ein! You're definitely one of my closest friends. Even with all of your dirty talk, you can usually lighten the conversation. You're a very awesome person, don't forget that, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. You keep being the person that you are. We all love you for who you are.

Don't let anything ruin your birthday. You'd better enjoy it. Happy birthday (again XD), Ein!
Wow, a non-generic reply. XD

Emily.

Female
Seen August 26th, 2021
Posted April 24th, 2012
157 posts
14.1 Years
EIN.

OH MY GOD.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. ILU<3 HAVE AN AMAZING DAY.

I don't think I need to say much here, haha, I think our MSN conversation speaks enough for itself, howeverrr, I'll give you a semi-tl;dr, my furry friend. n3n

I hope today ends up really good for, Ein, it's the least you deserve. You put up with so much crap in your life, unneeded crap. D< I mean seriously, you're an amazing person, you're friendly, you're great to talk to, and you have an awesome sense of humour, despite how dirty minded you can be. XD; I feel really lucky to be your friend, dude. Anyway, yeah, um, I hope Wolfie treats you well today and all. xD Have a really good day. <3
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abi know we've never really met before, but tell me does this rag smell like chloroform?

Sublime

Blimey!

Age 30
NOT TODAY PEDOPHILES!
Seen July 16th, 2012
Posted July 3rd, 2012
4,016 posts
14.8 Years

VIVA LA POUBLE


HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, UNCLE RALPH!(Yes, sometimes I do call my mom too.)

Well, you insane mandog abomination upon the world, it appears to be the second coming of your birthday here on PC! I'm not sure if we were already close last year, but I know we're inseparable now. You mean a lot to me, Ein. You really do. You're the Ran Ran to my Ru, buddy. As much as I hate to admit it, for fear of being violently raped in my sleep later, I love you. Don't ever change, bromonomimi.


(I TRIED SO HARD TO FIND ONE TO THE TUNE OF "HAPPY BIRTHDAY", BUT MY GRANDMA MADE RIBS SO I WENT TO GO EAT THEM AND CAME BACK AND FORGOT WHAT I WAS DOING SO YOU GET THIS ONE KTHNXBAI<3)

.. Oh, I also noticed a possible melanoma on your penis that should be checked out.

Michii

as in Mishy

Age 28
Female
United States
Seen January 1st, 2012
Posted January 22nd, 2010
1,321 posts
15.4 Years
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Happy happy birthday to you, Ein! What's changed since I met you six months ago? Well, I've never really laughed as hard as I do now XD. You've grown up a lot, and believe it or not, your opinions have helped me grow up a lot too. You're awesome and ILU MORE THAN THE OTHERS. <3 haha

EDIT: OH MY GOD, LOOK AT MY POST COUNT THAT IS CRAZY XD

It's been long but we can do it; let's make this our dream

Look to tomorrow because it's all we have. Turn up the music until the walls shake. What do we have?
Is it hope? Love? Is it nothing at all? We won't know at all until we make something of what we feel.
When that happens, we'll find the truth. We'll find what we want. And we will find ourselves, finally.

Her

Age 29
Seen 3 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago

KEMONOMIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Ah, Ein. You seemed so much older when I first met you but oh god was I mistaken. But thats not a bad thing, everyone needs a childlike person to hang around with sometimes. But to beat the stereotype that is associated with you, you're also really mature and a absolute pleasure to talk to. you've helped with so many of my 'neverending' problems, it's amazing. Fabulous, actually. Like Emily said, you've put up with so much unnecessary crap in your life, it's nice to see that you can still help others. So anyway, you make me laugh a lot. Mostly it's because of the...questionable things you say or do but it's hilarious, nevertheless. I don't understand why you would ever want to do stuff like that to a dog, I'm more of a cat person, but the way you say it is just so frickin' funny. I can actually relate to some of the things you say due to our sexual preferences and what not, so I don't take it as bad as say, Adam. Good teamwork on corrupting him, boy. Oh my god that made me think of the lumberjack moments. XDD

So to top it off, you're an awesome person and I love you. I cherish our time together. <3

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