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Old March 15th, 2011 (7:57 AM).
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    ....You've never played Final Fantasy VII, have you?

    Well, as a brief summary, Sephiroth is a nutcase who burns villages, kills your best friend, tries to bring the world to the brink of ruin, and is darn near unkillable. He's probably the one dude fully capable of destroying Corna (and the rest of the solar system at the same time.), although he's.... well.... just plain nuts. You could also contact Dark Phoenix or any other overpowered character with a moderate to severe touch of insanity, but since I just beat Final Fantasy VII the other day, he's the guy I thought of first. (If you can think of anybody else who can take Corna down, feel free to post your suggestions. :D)

    And I don't blame you for staying just to read this LP. It's hilarious. (And thanks for the number Tenevhrael, I'll try it later.)
    I though you didn't mean THAT sephyrot. And no, I haven't played the game, so I couldn't realize why was his phone related.

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    Old March 15th, 2011 (1:04 PM).
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    Old March 15th, 2011 (2:57 PM).
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      @ Yuoaman: No kidding there..... ><

      @Teh Baro: Yup, I meant him. Sorry for the confusion, though. A cellphone was involved in this because that's probably the safest way to contact the dude without getting myself killed. It should be noted that none of us are sure if he even has access to a phone.... (If he doesn't then we'll have to think of a back-up plan.)

      Should also note: I have tried the number.... somebody apparently picked up, but didn't respond. I'll try again later. (hopefully somebody will answer.)
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      Old March 16th, 2011 (1:40 PM).
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        *several posts up* Sephiroth didn't kill Zack, a bunch of shinrah soldiers did (which is kind of embarrasing considering he took down demi-god Genisis)!

        I fear that sephiroth might side with them, and try to obliterate THIS world instead! Sephy and Baro... It's too horrible to think about.

        I tried the number and some lady started screaming into it, so I guess it's just the devil's number...
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        Old March 16th, 2011 (1:52 PM).
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          @sab: Well, we gotta try. It's Steven's only hope at this point. (And by best friend I meant poor Aeris..... I guess lady friend or girlfriend might have been a better choice, but I didn't want to throw too many hints around. Some people don't know the story. ) Get out while you can, Steven!

          P.S. I've tried the number again. This time I got an actual response: Apparently a guy's on the other end. I attempted to explain our problem, but all I got was a freaky laugh and some random sentences. He did not specify who he was or where his location is, but he said something about Black Materia. :\
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          Old March 16th, 2011 (3:55 PM).
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            @sab: Well, we gotta try. It's Steven's only hope at this point. (And by best friend I meant poor Aeris..... I guess lady friend or girlfriend might have been a better choice, but I didn't want to throw too many hints around. Some people don't know the story. ) Get out while you can, Steven!

            P.S. I've tried the number again. This time I got an actual response: Apparently a guy's on the other end. I attempted to explain our problem, but all I got was a freaky laugh and some random sentences. He did not specify who he was or where his location is, but he said something about Black Materia. :\
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            Old March 17th, 2011 (9:11 AM).
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              P.S. I've tried the number again. This time I got an actual response: Apparently a guy's on the other end. I attempted to explain our problem, but all I got was a freaky laugh and some random sentences. He did not specify who he was or where his location is, but he said something about Black Materia. :\
              That sounds really creepy... Is it someone of Corna maybe?
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              Old March 17th, 2011 (2:36 PM).
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                @ Teh Baro:
                ......................
                (.....I'm sorry. )

                Anyway.....

                After calling the number for a third time, I am fairly certain that the weirdo on the other end is insane. There is no excuse for laughing that much. NO EXCUSE. Again, the words "Black Materia" were mentioned. He also mentioned something about his mother. I attempted once more to explain to this dude our plight. After several hours of laughing and random gibberish about puppets, traitors, and his mother, I believed I might have finally got through to him. (kinda.) He may actually help us. He shows interest in Corna. (Which would make all kinds of sense. He's a nutcase, I'm sure of it. :\) Also, apparently he actually wants that Black Materia stuff. Any of you guys have that stuff on you?
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                Old March 17th, 2011 (5:30 PM).
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                Anyways...

                UPDATE 52
                Spoiler:

                No, not Bob. BOB, there are more chances for acronym-related fun that way.

                I guess...


                WATERFALL ASCENSION AWAY!


                ...or not. :\

                I guess I should just head for the exit before I'm jumped by another creature of chaos.


                Speak of the devil. The devil that also happens to be a little annoying *****.


                I really haven't been keeping track...


                I have my doubts, man.

                So many doubts.




                What.

                What.

                No.

                That can't be.

                There's no way.

                Absolutely no way.

                THERE.

                IS.

                NO.

                MOTHER****ING.

                WAY.

                THAT.

                YOU.

                COULD.

                HAVE.

                GOTTEN.

                HERE.

                BEFORE.

                ME.





                ...and the Elite Four aren't trainers?

                What are they then...?

                Oh my god.

                They're sorcerous constructs, aren't they?


                Seriously, this kid got this far?

                I don't even know...


                Wait, what the ****?


                Just a-


                -fluke?

                ...this can't be real...


                It looks like we're getting on the right track, finally.


                This hamster doesn't look that tough.


                See? Not that tough at all.


                Huh?


                What.


                What.


                What.


                What.


                What.


                What.


                What.


                What.


                STOP WITH THE SELECTIVE AMNESIA SCHPEEL, *****, AND PREPARE FOR YOUR IMMINENT DEFEAT.


                That's more like it.


                So much more like it, man.


                I don't even want to know why that mechanical thing has a couple of mohawks.

                The answer would surely involve sorcery of some kind...


                There is not enough brain bleach in the world...




                Now there are two of them?

                ...

                ...

                ...

                ...

                No problem.


                Especially when I fight dirty.


                STOP SPLITTING INTO TWO, DAMMIT, IT'S FRUSTRATING.


                ...so frustrating.


                No mere hamster can stand against the Word.


                IT IS ALL TOO TRUE, MAN.

                UNLIKE THE FIRST TIME, WHICH NEVER HAPPENED.



                Wait, what? You're going to walk all the way back through this godforsaken cave when the other end is right behind me?


                Enjoy getting jumped by some creatures of chaos...


                Wait...


                WHY COULDN'T I HAVE JUST SCALED THE DAMNED CLIFF?





                And of course there's more door-related sorcery. :\


                Oh god, I hope there aren't gates past this one. That would just be ****ing tragic...


                So this is where Baro stores his strongest sorcerous constructs, eh?


                Not nearly as... sorcerer-ish as I had imagined...


                All that's left to do is some hardcore off-screen training - with increased gravity and ****, I guess.
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                Old March 18th, 2011 (12:13 AM).
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                  Wow, that was short. But as good as ever.

                  I liked the part where he said "What."
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                  Old March 18th, 2011 (1:49 PM).
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                    I also went "what" when Ramón beat you.
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                    Old March 18th, 2011 (2:44 PM).
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                    I also went "what" when Ramón beat you.
                    I probably didn't wipe all of BOB's chaos-particles off of me before facing him... that has to be the explanation.
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                    Old March 18th, 2011 (3:54 PM). Edited March 18th, 2011 by mew_nani.
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                      .......That was tragic when you lost to Ramon. So close, yet so far away.....

                      ..... Your mental state has deteriorated about 45% from your last update.

                      We'll save you, Steven! Just hold on for a little bit longer!

                      (P.S. while you were making your way through Victory Road after getting your butt kicked by Ramon, while simultaneously laughing, I also said "What?" I also said "He lost?!" and "He failed... ")
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                      Old March 18th, 2011 (4:51 PM).
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                        Another Quartz LP after I just finished reading Zorak's?



                        I haven't actually caught up with what you posted, but I did read the newest update. And haha, Ramon beat you.

                        What.

                        What.

                        But TEAM STEVEN rose again and won.

                        I'll catch up over the weekend with this LP so that I have more of an idea what's going on. Still, it's...uh..."great" to be exploring Corna again.
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                          What?

                          Oh, right. That was great. Short, but great. And remember kids, Brrrd is, in fact, the Word.

                          Also, it seems that I've become like Baro here (user, not evil Corna-creating sorcerer) and find myself only here for the LP.
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                            "What?!" "What?!" "What?!" "WHatwhatwhatwhat??!!"
                            lol loved that part XD
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                            "What?!" "What?!" "What?!" "WHatwhatwhatwhat??!!"
                            lol loved that part XD
                            Actually, it was more a series of Flat What's. From the TV Tropes page: ""What." You've just been witness to something so bizarre, so eye-crossingly stupid (or possibly so mind-crushingly terrifying as to put you beyond the capacity for rational thought), that your brain no longer has the cognitive faculties to put together a more articulate response. "

                            That is exactly what happened.
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                            Old March 20th, 2011 (5:34 PM).
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                              It's the only thing that makes sense.

                              Then again, in Corna nothing makes sense soo...

                              Actually, that explains it perfectly. :D
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                              Old March 22nd, 2011 (6:05 PM).
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                                I wish I had increased gravity for my pokemons, but I guess the only reason for increased gravity in Corna is because of the terribly insane things which have been done there have driven gravity itself insane, don't ask me how it's done, it just works.
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                                  Perhaps it is good that you do that. It'll give me more time to hire some help in ridding the world of Corna. :D

                                  P.S. I have made progress with the nutcase on the other end of the phone. He'll gladly rid us of Corna if we can give him some Black Materia. No strings attached. :D

                                  Also: When you get out of Corna, Yuoaman, I'll have a nice gift for you. Good luck.
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                                  Old March 27th, 2011 (8:18 AM).
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                                    When Yuoman goes against and hopefully beats Garogon (I think it's called that) there needs to be an awesome drawing of Steven with all his pokemon.
                                    Funny that you bring that up, last night I got bored and drew the team with my nonexistent art skills. UNHOLYbear is even more frightening, you don't even know.

                                    Also there's going to be another update soon, before I actually challenge the League. It was originally going to be a quick 20-30 image update... but things spiraled a little.
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                                      ...How is it possible to make UNHOLYbear any more frightening than she already is? :\ She's already a 9/10 on the Eldritch Abomination scale. What did you do? Draw her with a pink bow on her head or something?

                                      I'll bet Yatzee looks pretty cool, though.
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