Tiger Woods joke

Started by Toxicroak December 20th, 2009 1:49 PM
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Seen March 27th, 2010
Posted February 26th, 2010
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This is all over Facebook, and I believe it goes like this:
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods, and Santa Clause?"
Answer:"Santa stops at three hoes"

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Seen January 4th, 2013
Posted October 21st, 2011
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I saw that coming, Toxicroak. x_x

Conan O'Brien has been delivering a ridiculous amount of Tiger Woods jokes lately, here are a few:

- Tiger Woods' wife is renegotiating her prenuptial agreement. The rumor is she could get $80 million. Yeah, which is, which is ironic because the only other person who ever gets that kind of money for swinging a golf club is Tiger Woods.

- One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says he never talked about golf during sex. Yeah, however, he did keep his head down and his left arm straight.

- One of Tiger Woods' mistresses has reportedly been telling friends that Tiger is great in bed. Yeah, when Tiger heard this, he paid her $3 million to keep talking.

TRIFORCE89

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Seen November 25th, 2017
Posted October 21st, 2016
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He's been playing too many holes.

From a comedic standpoint, I hope the mistress tally hits 18 (we're at what, 14 right now?). What a perfect number that would be XD He's playing the back nine right now.

So many of them now, he should have just put a stop to it in the beginning and said he lost count and claim one over par. Such a big mistake, he probably wants to take a mulligan.

Oh well. If you go out of bounds you need to take a penalty.

Nick

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Posted July 28th, 2021
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Hahahahahahahahaha!

I think I soiled myself. Unfortunately, your brilliant humor doesn't belong in Other Entertainment, much less anywhere else on this forum, so I'm afraid I'm going to lock this thread. Unfortunately, despite the fact that I know this isn't your joke, I must warn you, jokes like that are jokes I consider to be rather inappropriate for children to be reading. Despite the fact that I find this type of humor to be rather brilliant, since this is a forum dedicated to children, I'm afraid that kind of humor and "vulgarity" is something that isn't welcome here.

But maybe we should keep these jokes on Facebook, yes?