Things You'll Never Hear Page 5

Started by Snivi October 23rd, 2004 5:57 AM
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Sunflorazumarill: OMG! Brock and Erika... What was I thinking? They're the stupidest Gym Leaders in the WORLD and I'm PAIRING THEM?!

136666: It's official - butter is terrible for you. Thus, I am never going to eat butter again.

ReploidZero798: Tacos are so disgusting. Rabies is - *puke* - awful! I hate them both.

Myself: Pikachu. Sucks. I. Hate. It. *kills Pikachu*
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Dark Pikachu: Masquerain? That's the evolution of Surskit, isn't it?
1313666: How butter is made? Well, it's made out of many things. Mainly human excretions. Why it's yellow? Well, urine is rather yellow, don't you think?
Everyone: Ym a smolsmolsmol prsn in a bgbgbg wrld...
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I have some more:

Mario: Sonic the Hedgehog is my idol. He surpasses me in every way.
Knuckles: Forget the Chaos Emeralds! I don't like them at all!
Kyle: I think Eric Cartman is the sweetest boy I ever knew.
Dave Chapelle: I have some nice, family-oriented entertainment to show you.
Vicky (from Fairly Oddparents): Timmy Turner, you're a good kid, and I'm taking you our for ice cream.

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lol
Cosmo from Fairy odd parents (w00t love them): Um, who's Wanda? I hate my wife, I'd rather get with those model fairies at my house in Fairyland.
Jorgon strangle or whatever his name is from FOP (I never can remember that guy's name): Weakness is cool, I must be so kind and gentle to all these little fairies.
Spongebob Squarepants: The world sucks! Let's go and murder something, Patrick. *kills jellyfish*
Spongebob: I hate jellyfishing.
Patrick: (some long and insanely hard sum and gets it correct)
Mrs. Puff: Wow, Spongebob, you're such a great boater, here's your boating license!
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Well, kinda similar to a scene in the Fairly Oddparents movie but... oh well.
Jorgen von Strangle: *Scrambles the bridge and destroys the fairies*
Fairy: You know, you didn't have to scramble the bridge, it's not really delicious.
Jorgen: I LIKE TO SCRAMBLE THE BRIDGE!
Fairy: And you know, you didn't have to destroy the fairies, we usually destroy ourselves.
Jorgen: I LIKE TO DESTROY THE FAIRIES!

Need to come up with a new sig at some point...

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Here's some more:

Brock: I love men! I want to marry a guy!
Scrooge McDuck: I'm giving away all of my money! All 3 cubic acres of it!
Ms. Swan (from MAD TV): (describes a man in full detail instead of saying "He look like a man.")
Chef: Go away kids! I'm not helping you out any more or singing any more songs!
Timmy (from South Park): I can say more than my name!
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Forgive my morbid sense of reality that will now throw a palling dark atmosphere upon this specific subject. (Loving big underused words)

Something you will never here is anyone after an arguement saying "I'm sorry. You were so right, and I was so wrong. Please accept my apologies."
because frankly most people are too proud to admit when they're wrong and even when they do it bears words that connotate a will to continue pursuing the arguement. (More big words.)


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Okay, who's the lame brain who gave me bad rep saying " You suck, and you're wrong as well!" For this topic?! Can't a guy express his opinion with out hecklers being stupid?!


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Okay, who's the lame brain who gave me bad rep saying " You suck, and you're wrong as well!" For this topic?! Can't a guy express his opinion with out hecklers being stupid?!
me: i said that and i hate you

(remember this is things that you will never say, and i didn't give you that rep)
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Well, kinda similar to a scene in the Fairly Oddparents movie but... oh well.
Jorgen von Strangle: *Scrambles the bridge and destroys the fairies*
Fairy: You know, you didn't have to scramble the bridge, it's not really delicious.
Jorgen: I LIKE TO SCRAMBLE THE BRIDGE!
Fairy: And you know, you didn't have to destroy the fairies, we usually destroy ourselves.
Jorgen: I LIKE TO DESTROY THE FAIRIES!
uh, Jorgen likes destroying fairies. So that's kinda... yeah.

A Series of Unfortunate Events ones:

Klaus (Violet's little brother in A Series of Unfortunate Events): Let's all play with fire and burn all the books in every single library.
Sunny (Klaus and Violet's little baby sister) (in baby talk): Pull my teeth out so I can't bite anything.
Violet: Sir Isaac Newton was some old codger with no brain in his head.
Count Olaf: You know, I don't care about the Quagmire or the Baudelaire fortunes anymore. Let's go home and go stony broke.
Esme Squalor: Count Olaf is so stupid; I really don't want to be his girlfriend anymore.
Madame Lulu: I like Esme Squalor a lot, Olaf. So wonderful to see you to in love.
Madame Lulu: Never give people what they want, ever.
Esme: Lulu is so in!
Esme: In is now out! Die, fashion, die!
Esme: Fire is so stupid. I'm not into pyromania anymore.
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Posted December 31st, 2004
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Dark Pikachu I never knew that you know series of unfortunate events!

Unfortunate event characters:

Fiona from book 11th: Mushroom! aggh I hate it!
Hook handed man ( also known as Fernald or Fiona's brother) I don't remember getting hooks...
Carmelita: I think my songs are terrible and everyone's better than me.
Sunny: I don't know what cooking means and what is wasabi?
Kit Snicket: Lewis Carrol? I never heard of his poem!
Klaus: I like watching TV!
Monty: Eeeeek snakes!
Josephine: I'm going to cook you a hot soup! ( she's afraid of cooking because she thinks oven or whatever is going to explode)
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Nice ones, Dakota!
me: Butter tastes like burnt rubber.
Goatman56: Shroomish is the worst Pokemon ever!
What if we invert that and say burnt rubber tastes like butter? A different point of view.
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