I was thinking to myself..
this forum needs a good laugh.
So there two files, which are based on Final Fantasy 8 and Xenogears, respectively, could be just the ticket.
Note that as they are just glorified pee-takes, they DO contain heavy spoilerage. But you won't get it unless you've played the game anyway, so all is good.
Anyway, enjoy!

Final Fantasy 8: The Out-Takes
http://home.graffiti.net/savagebackhome:graffiti.net/ff8.rtf
Of God and Gears
http://home.graffiti.net/savagebackhome:graffiti.net/ogag.txt

Note: I wrote neither of these, so I am not responsible for any and all bad taste humour :P