Awkward

Started by Ho-Oh April 18th, 2010 8:57 PM
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Ho-Oh

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What's the most awkward conversation you've had? Who do you usually have awkward conversations with? Why? What was the topic?

Um, for me, Pop when he mentions last year >>

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Seattle
Seen March 28th, 2020
Posted June 8th, 2014
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13.4 Years
Well, talking to my friends Lorenzo and Jack can get very, very awkward.

But this one takes the cake:
Me: Sup guys?
Lorenzo: Nothing. Just wondering about something.
Jack: No, you're wondering, I'm wandering.
Me: Um....okay? So, what're we doing today?
Lorenzo: YOUR MOM
Jack: Zo, seriously? We did her last week. Lets do his hot sister!
Me:.....You do know I can whoop both of your asses, right?
Lorenzo(ignoring me): WHY DON'T WE JUST SAY YOU'RE GAY?
Me: Say WHAT?
Jack: Sorry guys, got work to do. Later~
Me: See ya, J. Zo, **** you.
Lorenzo: How hard?

.....Yep, awkward....that was 2 years ago, by the way.
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Posted February 28th, 2011
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13.2 Years
Probably this. :D My granny can make things awkward.

Conversation between me and my grandma
Me: Hey granny, when are we going to the park?
Grandma: Wait a sec, my dear.
*Grandma sees through the window*
Grandma: Hey look at this, my dear boy.
*I go to the window next to my grandma*
*Grandma points at some random 20 year old*
Grandma: God, look at him! His looks, his body, makes old grandma feel sexy! We'd be so great in bed!

.....

We didnt talk for like an hour.






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14.3 Years
Every conversation I have is awkward, well, at least for my friends, considering I splatter various sexual references all over.

Melody

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Oof. I've had a few awkward conversations. One such conversation was with a certain member who posted in this thread. Yeah, it was an awkward conversation...but we're still friends though. xD

I'd say who and what the conversation was about, but it'd probably embarrass her so yeah...not going to go there. xD

I will say Nica has caused a fair number of awkward conversations for me as well...so don't feel lonely there Siggy. D8

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Anyone I come out to. :embarrass

The most awkward one of those was with my dad though, because I should have done it differently.
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Most of the conversations I have in my life. Usually with my friend John and James especially.

Guillermo

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Age 28
Australia
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Posted May 18th, 2014
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14.9 Years
Me and my math teacher when I volunteered to help clean up after class:
Teacher: So, how was class?
Me: Umm, Ok?
Teacher: OK? That’s all?
Me: Well, uh, great. (I guess)
Teacher: I saw you dozing off today.
Me: Oh. Uh, sorry…?
Teacher: I should give you detention for that.
Me: Oh, I won’t do it again…………
Teacher: So, uh…
Me: ………..Yeah.
Teacher: I have a joke. Want to here it?
Me: (Oh, no) Sure.
Teacher: Knock-knock.
Me: ….who’s there…?
Teacher: Ash! (starting to giggle)
Me: Um… Ash who?
Teacher: (laughing hysterically) God bless you!!!! (can’t hold in his laughter)
Me: Oh, uh, ha ha…?
Teacher: Very LOL, isn’t it? HAHAHA!!!!!!
Me: Yes, sir… haha….
(complete awkward silence)
Teacher: Ah….

It was weird… I mean, “Very LOL”? Awkward...
I don't think that happened~

Most awkward? Um, can't think of any. I'm extremely sexual, blunt and can joke about practically anything. Awkward isn't in my conversations.
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My stupid self and I said a 'yo momma' joke to the new girl at school. After I finished and started laughing she rebutted with, "My mom is dead." Then we had an awkward one or two minute conversation of me apologizing. Then about a month later she told me she was kidding about the whole thing. Which was a bit annoying considering I couldn't help thinking I was the biggest jerk of the school that whole month.