Worst lyrics

Started by Gymnotide April 21st, 2010 9:19 PM
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ITT: Besides symphonic metal, which makes up in its coolness anyway, what song do you think has the worst lyrics ever?

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Nargaroth should get the cake her, for its by far most famous song: Black Metal ist Krieg
Spoiler:

Black Metal ist Krieg!
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Black ****ing Metal ist Krieg!

Black...
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Black ****ing Metal ist Krieg!
Black Metal ist Krieg!

Black...
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Ihr Wichser, es ist Krieg!
Black Metal!

Black...
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Black...

Black...
Black Metal ist Krieg!
****, Metal ist Krieg!
Black Metal!

Black...
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Black ****ing Metal ist Krieg!
Black Metal ist Krieg!

Krieg...
Ihr Wichser, es ist Krieg!
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Ihr Wichser...
Krieg...

Krieg...
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Black ****ing Metal ist Krieg!

Krieg...
**** you!
Krieg, es ist Krieg!

Black Metal ist Krieg!

Krieg...
Ihr Wichser, Krieg!
Es ist Krieg!

Black Metal ist Krieg ...


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"ist Krieg" does mean "is war", by the way
The other part you probably can't understand...I think it's enough to say it's an insult

I do like some black metal, but not this kind, it's ridiculous

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Probably The Song off the movie Miss March , Which is mainly : Suck My D*CK While I F*CK That a*s , hey suck my ... all the way. x) ( And metal songs don't have crappy lyrics , if you take the time to try to understand them ... its mainly about love/war and everything. )
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Why Don't We Do It In The Road? by The Beatles has the worst lyrics. I love The Beatles, but I hate this song.

Spoiler:

Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road

No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road

No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road

No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
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Posted September 10th, 2010
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Cosmos - I Hear Your Heart

I hear your heart
In a world that is beeping and blaring
Growing louder every day
I cover my ears
But none of the noise will go away (Away)

Sirens, barking dogs
Thank God for the one and only sound
That turns around and makes it right

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Worst lyrics? Every song made by all the biggest artists today, especially Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Blood on the Dance Floor, etc.

>goes-back-to-listening-to-Tim-McGraw-and-Owl-City<


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Worst lyrics? Every song made by all the biggest artists today, except Lady Gaga, but especially Rihanna, Blood on the Dance Floor, etc.

>goes-back-to-listening-to-Tim-McGraw-and-Owl-City<
Fix't.
Also, Sonny has some of the best lyrics I have ever heard, to add some positivity to this thread.
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Korea by Deftones. I like this band, but this is like their worst song in my opinion. If you can make sense of this, you rock.


I taste you much better
off teeth taste
of white skin on red leather
check the claws we got
night time cavity to come in
downtown pony
work your pitch
I came to in feathers
lie leaves and you
rubbed me together
with claws like we got
night time cavity to come
in downtown pony
work your pitch daytime dancer
I'll come inside
got my teacher
now carve your niche

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Posted April 29th, 2010
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13.1 Years
I'm the type who reads lyrics and have a different opinion on them

For example, I think "Pain" from Three Days Grace is about BDSM.

On topic: Technically any rap song that talks all about ho's, cars, money, and other such cliche things that youths these days like.

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Posted May 20th, 2018
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Simply anything thrown out by either "Soulja Boy" or "Chamillionare", I don't have anything against rappers but, "Ridin'" by Chamillionare, fails to have any clairty as far as grammar goes within most of the stanza's.
Booty Meat by Soulja Boy. Words really can't explain it. I still can't help, but laugh every time I hear it.

Spoiler:
Yeah, dis one right here is for all them girls with dat booty meat
Booty meat, booty meat, booty meat, booty meat

Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat

Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat

Girl shake dat booty meat all up on me
Soulja Boy up in this thang come an hang wit me
I'm ya Ace Boon Coon, drink champagne wit me
Take a bubble bath come an switch lanes wit me

I'm the #1 Stunna let me see what you got
I'm the baller '€˜round town let me see how you pop
I'm ya girl best friend let me see how you hop
Put that thang in the air then make it drop

Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat

Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat

Girl b- double o-t-y-m-e-a-t you know it, dat spell bootymeat
I got a car full of girls and we makin' a creep
Soulja Boy up in this thang puttin' shawty to sleep
I'm ready for whateva if you know what i mean
Come here lil' shawty you dat booty meat queen
Booty meat in my face even when I be walkin'
All da girls love me and dey straight up be stalkin'

Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat

Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat

Girl well I guess it's my turn I'm 'bout to steal da show
Soulja Boy stays on deck as you already know
Man I'm 'bout to hit da spot man I'm ready to go
Whole bunch of fine girls dey from head to toe
I'm ya Ace Boon Coon like I said before
Let me see you turn around just like a pro
Shake it for me shawty till you can't no mo
You a man's best friend I'm just lettin' you know

Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat

Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat

seeker

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That aside, and as per a more specific answer, 'Human' by The Killers, which follows a similarly nonsensical format.

Are we human or are we dancer?
My sign is vital, my hands are cold


The hell? D:
A note on that however, they based the lyrics off a quote from Hunter Thompson when hestated America was raising "a generation of dancers", and thus the estranged lyrics originated.
Though to the naked eye, as most people who listen to pop have, it can been seen as shallow and just... Stupid really.

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YOUR LOVE IS MY DRUG BY KE$HA. DDDx

I do like her songs, but her lyrics really do suck. At the end of Your Love Is My Drug, she says randomly, "I like your beard." WHAT THE HECK? XDD

Disney. Nuff said. Justin Bieber. "Baby baby baby oh baby baby baby no baby baby baby oh." Wow. Substance right there.

Basically every mainstream artist is the same now because they all sing about sex. And nothing else. So it would be refreshing to hear something that's NOT only about sex. And not a Disney star. (Because they're the only ones that don't.) Aaaanndd that's it. :3
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YOUR LOVE IS MY DRUG BY KE$HA. DDDx

I do like her songs, but her lyrics really do suck. At the end of Your Love Is My Drug, she says randomly, "I like your beard." WHAT THE HECK? XDD

Disney. Nuff said. Justin Bieber. "Baby baby baby oh baby baby baby no baby baby baby oh." Wow. Substance right there.

Basically every mainstream artist is the same now because they all sing about sex. And nothing else. So it would be refreshing to hear something that's NOT only about sex. And not a Disney star. (Because they're the only ones that don't.) Aaaanndd that's it. :3
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