Worst lyrics Page 2

Started by Gymnotide April 21st, 2010 9:19 PM
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Probably The Song off the movie Miss March , Which is mainly : Suck My D*CK While I F*CK That a*s , hey suck my ... all the way. x) ( And metal songs don't have crappy lyrics , if you take the time to try to understand them ... its mainly about love/war and everything. )
I never said metal songs do in general have bad lyrics, in fact I think most metal is not only musically but also lyrically superior compared to other music. If anyone doesn't agree, don't be upset, it's just an opinion. Of course there are exceptions, and that song by Nargaroth (I don't know too much of Nargaroth's other stuff yet, there might also be better songs) is clearly one.
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The songs with the worst lyrics are the songs with no lyrics, but for one that does have lyrics, try "Chacaron."
llololol my friend used to sing that song all the time :(
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Anything by a black metal/screamo/look at me I have testicles bands, I'm not sure what they're called, but if you can't even nearly tell what the lyrics are then I assume they're terrible.

I also hate Photograph by Nickleback, the song, the band, Chad Kroeger, hurts my ears, my eyes, my mind, everything, grr...
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llololol my friend used to sing that song all the time :(
I laugh my head off from that song, it's annoying but the garbled nonsense makes me laugh.

Anything by a black metal/screamo/look at me I have testicles bands, I'm not sure what they're called, but if you can't even nearly tell what the lyrics are then I assume they're terrible.

I also hate Photograph by Nickleback, the song, the band, Chad Kroeger, hurts my ears, my eyes, my mind, everything, grr...
"Look at this photograph. Every time it makes me laugh."

Why does it make you laugh, Chad!? WHY!? >=[
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I don't really listen to bad music so I don't know many songs that have terrible lyrics. But out of my favourite bands, I'd have to say Daft Punk with 'Around The World' I love Daft Punk, but they don't really put much effort in for their lyrics.

"Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world"

Yeah it just repeats that several more times throughout the song. I know they're not really aiming for lyrical masterpieces, but at least Discovery had a little variation.

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Japanese pop songs maul everything with their bastardised Japanglish.
*Offended*

Hmmm....Lady GaGa, Justin Bieber, Basically Mainstream (Except Green Day) Make The Worst Lyrics Ever. Because There Is No Message And It's All About Love And Stuffs. I'm Tempted To Say "DIE LOVE!" Because Of Stuff Like That.
(Thats Why I Listen To Japanese As English Music Like That Just Sucks)

And apparently Graceful is still alive after a very long hiatus ♥
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YOUR LOVE IS MY DRUG BY KE$HA. DDDx

I do like her songs, but her lyrics really do suck. At the end of Your Love Is My Drug, she says randomly, "I like your beard." WHAT THE HECK? XDD

Disney. Nuff said. Justin Bieber. "Baby baby baby oh baby baby baby no baby baby baby oh." Wow. Substance right there.

Basically every mainstream artist is the same now because they all sing about sex. And nothing else. So it would be refreshing to hear something that's NOT only about sex. And not a Disney star. (Because they're the only ones that don't.) Aaaanndd that's it. :3
OOOOOOWWWWL CITY. His lyrics are abstract as, but they're not about sex. And they're not all love songs, either. Most of them are about insomnia though, lol.

But I reckon it's "BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111" There's like, so much meaning in those words.
Everything ends,
and that's always sad.
But everything begins again, too,
and that's always happy.
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I don't know about worst, but it's obvious which song has the best lyrics.

Frikkin' Caramelldansen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXK9ShllebQ

Too bad my BF dislikes it. :[

OOOOOOWWWWL CITY. His lyrics are abstract as, but they're not about sex. And they're not all love songs, either. Most of them are about insomnia though, lol.

But I reckon it's "BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111" There's like, so much meaning in those words.
I know, right? It's soooooo deeeeep! XD

Anyways, not all mainstream music is bad; you'll find some gems somewhere. Sure, there are bad artists who are basically talentless hacks or can't sing for their lives, but it's unfair to put all mainstream artists in one category. =/